Can You Tell Katherine From Butter? Be Young, Have Fun, Drink Katie. Devon Knows How They Make Virginia So Creamy.

"I get all the girls, I get all the girls..."

Well you already new that, seen as "I got you babeee..."

And well..."Hey Hey, I know that you like me..."

Heh. Who am I kidding..."I want to be your girlfriend..."

It's like a little love story innit? "I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you..."

And of course "I wanna have your babies, get serious like crazy..."

But I'm not totally sure you're the one for me "Casue teenagers scare the living shit out of meee..."

But then again "I got teenage kicks right through the night..."

But I'm not gonna get to see you a lot over the next week cause I'll be "Working 9 till 5, what a way to make a living..."

And I'll be earning "All the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girrllll..." or at least more money than you

Hehe, thats enough...Hope you get all the song references doll. xxx

Once upon a time when a certain Katherine was at le pub, but came back at eleven. We took a trip to the chippie, and a walkie back to mine only to be phoned and told that Martin was carrying Virginia back cause she was passed out. After the 3 chips had finally escaped and were flushed away to live with the fishes, we sat down only to realise that a certain amount of boredom had come upon us. So, we thought to ourselves...how about a trip to Tara's house? After sitting in a taxi office for half an hour, and convincing a creepy drunk man that we were in fact heading for Prestwick airport, we hopped in a car and away we went up to taras. We eventually returned home after much drunken dancing {a hay ha a hay...} and a world of drink...

When word got to us that the police were roaming Haddington and had taken names at le stad, so we - in our high wisdom - got a {free} bus to Penny-poo with the thought in mind of spending the evening there, only to realise that after only 20mins we were bored. So "theres a bus at 7.40", we got a bus back to Haddington completely fucked, having made up the lyrics "you can run, you can hide, and you can escape the pigs!"

Drinking Penis Caladas and Vodka Sunrise, whilst getting dressed up as a cowgirl, a princess~fairie, a pirate and a couple of punks. Then exiting to the half pipe party...later on revisiting home for strawberry daquaris. No one has yet taken the blame for my pink sofa? Combined effort me thinks. Yes, that blames Kat, Kath, and moi. *whistles*. When we left the house being so happy that I could now say I had had daquari's "peach and lime...daquari...". Whilst this led on to us desperatly trying to remember the words to "Well imagine as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor..."

A night of drinking which ended up in me learning of a place named Humbie. After many hours of persuasion we set off on our adventure...Seemed so long to get there, so it was of course required that we yoink some bush for memories. I found that in my room many weeks later...Traffic light running also featured that night!

Hadfest - someone went uptown the day before and purchased a 70cl of rum. After starting drinking at 5, on 250mls of vodka I proeeded to dish out the rum. However, after Rebecca finding an umberella, and talking to the social workers for one gazillion years {they come in stinking...of B.O.!!}, I attempted to stash about half a bottle of rum mixed with lemonade. Unfortuatly, someone was too drunk to remember the positioning of the bottle, so after a lot of hopeless searching in bushes looking for "fags" we went and aquired more bevular...

Me and Virginia drinking left over Bev on a Sunday night. Then Emma tempting us with her Chinese. After a Virginia persisting on taking the bikes out and then wrecking my shed in the process...her and Parisa set off on the adventure. Virignia was spotted that night fucked, on a bike, ringing the bell all the way down the high street. I can't believe I paid £5. Those king prawns were disgusting.

Taking a trip up to asda at 2 in the morning cause we were "thirsty". Then taking a trip down seafield to hunt down some prostitutes. The 3 of them were arguing...but it didnt stop them looking for buisness! Ahaha. It's okay though, they each found their own spot. We made it passed 2.22, 3.33, 4.44, 5.55...then went to pattersons and realised that there wasnt a 6.66, so went home to proceed to bed.

If you think of anymore...lettme know!