Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)

Capricorns are psychic by accident. They have no idea the fates smile on them from time to time...they just accept it an move on. You can turn on a Cappie just by breathing on them. They are strong and responsible and have dignity. But they are too easy to turn on sometimes. And watch out when they are horny...whoever is in the room better have protection. They are natural screamers and leave bite marks. they like sex a lot as a favorite past time. Usually durinig commercial breaks is perfect. Its nothing for a Cappie to fuck seven or eight times during commercial breaks in an hour long T.V. Show. They like to do it in the shower...on the furniture...on other peoples furniture...on other peoples beds...Cars...Tents...boats....yep
, if they are in the mood...it could be at the Presiden't inaugeration...get ready for some nookie!
They love to bite.
They might seem at first sight of them rather cold and insensitive.
But when they warm up?
There is no stopping them.
They live for tongue massages.
They think porno is just SILLY. But they will watch it to see if they are missing anything.
Give them dim lighting, a roaring fireplace and a nice bottle of wine...you might as well reconcile yourself to the fact that you better leave the phones off for the entire weekend and order food in.
They like to play games...as long as they are in charge.
This is a misunderstood sign...they can

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> > I wonder what would happen if we treated our Bible like we treat our cellphone?
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> > ?
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> > What if we carried it around in our purses or pockets?
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> > ?
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> > What if we flipped through it several time a day?
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> > ?
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> > What if we turned back to go get it if we forgot it?
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> > ?
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> > What if we used it to receive messages from the text?
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> > ?
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> > What if we treated it like we couldn't live without it?
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> > ?
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> > What if we gave it to Kids as gifts?
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> > ?
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> > What if we used it when we traveled?
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> > ?
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> > What if we used it in case of emergency?
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> > ?
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> > This is something to make you go....hmm...where is my Bible?
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> > ?
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> > Oh, and one more thing. ...
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> > ?
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> > Unlike our cell phone, we don't have to worry
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> > about our Bible being disconnected because
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> > Jesus already paid the bill........And no dropped calls!
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> > ?
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> > Makes you stop and think "where are my priorities?
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> > ?
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> > P.S. DO WHAT YOU THINK GOD WOULD WANT YOU TO DO WITH THIS BULLITEN?
> >

this is very true, so pay attention


When you catch a girl
glancing at you,
she wants you to look
back and smile

When a girl bumps into your arm
while walking with you
she wants
you to hold her hand

When she wants a hug
she will just stand there

When u break a girls heart
she still feels it when
you run into each other 3 years later

When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her
mind

When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
she is wondering how long you will be
around

When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a
few seconds,
she is not at all fine

When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are playing games

When a girl lays her head on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever

When a girl says she can't live
without you,
she has made up her mind that you are
her future

When a girl says, "I miss you,"
no one in this world can miss you more
than that

When a girl is mean to you after a break-up
she wants you back, but shes
scared she'll get hurt and knows
you're gone forever


Guy Facts:

When a guy calls you,
he wants to be with you

When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you...

When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong

When a guy says, "I'm fine." after a few
minutes
he means it

When a guy stares at you,
he wishes you would care about him and
wonders if you do

When your laying your head on a guy's
chest,
he has the world

When a guy calls/texts/comments you everyday,
he is in love

When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
he means it

When a guy says he can't live without you,
he's with you till your done

When a guy says, "I miss you,"
he misses you more than you could have
ever missed him or anything else

repost this in 10 minutes and your true
love will
call you

someone was in your mind as you read this
SEND this as

IF YOUR A GUY " .When a guy calls you.."

AND

IF YOUR A GIRL RESEND IT AS "when a girl calls you"