Stuart Martin

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  • Hombre, Mimos 102
  • de Paisley
  • Situación sentimental: Soltero/a
  • Accesos al perfil: 5.051
  • Miembro desde: February 2007
  • Última sesión: hace 30 minutos
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" Sex Education in My school was a small muttering about the janitor "
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Stuart Martin
17 :D Driving lessons , wont be long now :)
Still at school, No long till am back now.
So some things you might want to know then a guess ?....


Have I ever licked a mans arsehole ?
Yes strangely as a straight man, I have never licked a womans arsehole but regularly licked a mans arsehole. Because I happen to be a taster for dog food and it takes the taste out of my mouth .Its alright though because I know when Christmas is coming because it starts to taste of cranberry


and also ?....

I gave up drink because there is nothing worse than waking up in the morning with less money and a sore head ? It could be worse ? , I could wake up in the morning with more money than I had and a sore arse

:)) Canny beat a bit a frankie Boyle

Yahoo : Stuartmartin_1

Msn: Bigstu_rfc@hotmail.co.uk

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Snd'st Cunt Ever :D So Evil THo :)) 10/10 But :D

Music
Oasis/dr dre/eminem/chilli peppers/the killers/the view/the kooks/tiesto...we bit a everythin tbh
Films
Harold and Kumar ( both ) . Superbad , knocked up , hangover etc etc
Sports
Football kourse :) , Glasgow Rangers Championsssss Oh ohhh oh oh oh
Scared Of
Heights :)) Even though am like 6ft3
Happiest When
mary jane :)) ko , eh duno really ?

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Name :   Stuart Martin
Nick Name :   Stu ? Green giant - Klaire :))
Birthdate :   24/04/92
Birthplace:   London
Current Location:   Paisley
Eye Color:   Blue
Hair Color:   Dirty Blonde ?
Height:   6ft 3
Weight:   N/A :D Nosey bastards :))
Piercings:   None
Tatoos:   none...yet :D
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:    Nup
Vehicle:    Sooon days :d
Overused Phrase:   U Twat
FAVORITES
Food:   Sunday dinner :D
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   Fat Boabssss =))
Candy:   space pencil things out the van ?
Number:   8
Color:   blue / orange
Animal:   penguins
Drink:   irn bru :D
Body Part on Opposite sex:   ingrown toe nail ?
Perfume:   Lacoste Red
TV Show:   two and a half men
Music Album:   Oasis - Dig Out Your Soul
Movie:   Knocked up or Superbad :D
Actor/Actress:   Would agree wae dale ?...stiffler
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   mcdonalds
Chocolate or Vanilla   vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   hot chocolate
Kiss or Hug:   Kiss
Dog or Cat:   dog
Rap or Punk:   rap
Summer or Winter:   summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   Both ?
Love or Money:   Dunno tbh :))
YOUR...
Bedtime:   when i get tired usually
Most Missed Memory:   dont even remember what a had for dinner :-j
Best phyiscal feature:   arce :)) - beyonce
First Thought Waking Up:   why's my balls superglued to my thigh :))
Ambition:   Make loads of money :D
Best Friends:   al say willock ? she'll hit me if a dnt
Weakness:   lack of common sense :D
Fears:   Heights
Longest relationship:   like 4 month :))
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   yeah....nvr again :)
Ever been beaten up:   no that a can remember....bon had a go when as on crutches :
Ever beaten someone up:   nah
Ever Shoplifted:   stole bubble when as 8 ?...took them back but
Ever Skinny Dipped:   naw....fatty dipped but :))
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   obv :))
Been Dumped Lately:   nup :D
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   Brown
Favorite Hair Color:   Blonde/brunette
Short or Long:   inbetween :D
Height:   tall
Style:   Duno tbh ?...
Looks or Personality:   both :D
Hot or Cute   cute
Muscular or Really Skinny:   In the middle
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   Germany...since am supposedly german :))
How do you want to Die:   sleepin wae sum1 - smile on ma face
Been to the Mall Lately:   last sunday ?
Get along with your Parents:   most the time
Health Freak:   can be :))
Do you think your Attractive:   No really :))
Believe in Yourself:   Aye most the time
Want to go to College:    Uni b-)
Do you Smoke:   Nup :D
Do you Drink:   sometimes
Shower Daily:   Aye :D
Been in Love:   Thought a was ?
Do you Sing:   in the shower or when mums out
Want to get Married:   aye
Do you want Children:   defo's :D
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   Already lost it :))
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  • Matthew
    Matthew

    happnin mate :D
    yeh upty ?
    mate av stll got a baw mark from when yu hit me wae the baw last nyt :|:L :L
    xx

    hace 1 día
  • Laura Fulton
    luv Laura Fulton

    Well lets hear this amusing story ? Yeah we went to furys i had four quid , but it was still an eventful night. Explain .. because i don't think i am ha :L

    hace 1 semana
  • Nicola
    luv Nicola

    have it back x

    hace 1 semana
  • Willock
    Willock

    aye a kissed him!! uck emma your such a tart!

    if only she knew :L a could hear u n th back lke hmm hmmm :L :L x

    hace 2 semanas
  • Willock
    Willock

    Mateeeee!!! that was her car:L it happened again! shes defos broke it!L xx

    hace 2 semanas
  • Laura Fulton
    Laura Fulton

    I'm nothing of the sort ! It was all good banter and you no it ;) what did you end up doing after the comotion ?

    hace 2 semanas
  • Kirsty
    luv Kirsty

    no wonder :L !! yeah we got there eventually lol. red stuff to compensate for my scary pals x

    hace 2 semanas
  • Fernando Torres
    luv Fernando Torres

    aww mate was the best night of ma life :L :L :L
    and fuck all mate just worken |-) u ? xxxxxxxx

    hace 5 semanas
  • Marlon King
    Marlon King

    cup cakes of death !

    hace 5 semanas
  • Bunnys Boy
    Bunnys Boy

    holy shit av no seen u in fukn ages. Wots been happenin big man?

    hace 6 semanas vía Mobile
  • Ronza
    Ronza

    Hapnin ma man :x long time :D how yeh been ?

    hace 8 semanas
  • Cherry

    Hi . Not bad ha! you ? :D

    hace 14 semanas
  • Fernando Torres
    luv Fernando Torres

    ryty mate :d a dino man not much planned am fuckin skint haha :L u ?
    yeh should cum out mate but ull be watchen ur manky lot ?
    wb xox
    and dont be silly :L :L TAL [clover] xo.

    hace 15 semanas
  • Shelleyyx
    luv Shelleyyx

    Hello x
    Just decided to leave you a comment since ave not spoke to u in ah wee while :">:-d
    Sorry about monday btw :"> as jst mwi :-(
    What you been doing anyway :-x
    have lovee <3

    xxx

    hace 15 semanas
  • Holly McConnachie
    luv Holly McConnachie

    hayxx
    av luv since ur the best boy ma8t everxx
    ly holly bmb

    hace 17 semanas
  • Matthew
    Matthew

    awryt mate
    yuu back yet ?

    x x

    hace 18 semanas
  • Matthew
    Matthew

    awryt kl mate when yeh bak ?
    :L ano mate see if yuu get 1 before me am givin up :L :L ko mate ;)

    x x

    hace 18 semanas
  • Matthew
    Matthew

    na yeh wood mate yeh shood come tae trainin oan sunday its jst a wee kick aboot it barshaw :L :P
    ehh no mch mate jst lookin fur a job n tht :P
    yuu been upty ?

    x x

    hace 19 semanas
  • Matthew
    Matthew

    awryt darlinn
    yuu cumion back tae bc ?

    x x

    hace 19 semanas
  • Bad.Romance'
    luv Bad.Romance'

    Some love for Stuart :)



    xxx

    hace 26 semanas