The Killers are gay
Footballs gay
AC/DC are gay
My Chemical Gaymance are gay
30 Seconds To Gay are gay
Emotions are gay
Anyone who doesn't like Led Zeppelin is gay
Fat people are gay
Ugly Betty is gay (dont give the uggers a voice man, not cool)
Fighting is gay
Solving problems with words is gay
Not hacking the pace is gay
Amy Gayhouse is gay
Anyone with an opinion different from mine is gay
People that think Jethro Tull are a joke are gay
John Pickles is gay
ITunes is gay
Chris Brown is gay
Scrubs is gay
Rap music and culture is gay
Big Brother is gay
Calling people who disagree with you 'haters' is gay
Cutting sandwich's in half is gay
Wearing your jeans stupidly low down is gay
America is gay
Mrs Firth is gay
Xbox is gay
Country music is gay
Tennents is gay
Tennents drinkers are gay
Being a buzzkill is fucking gay
The RSPB are fucking gay pleeping little cocksuckers
Protesters are gay
Radio edits are gay
Craig David is gay

The 'am' in the title is deliberate

Full Name: Thomas.W.M.Mainland
Location: My room
School: Stromness Academy
Eyes: Blue, but they're more a dull grey at best
Hair: Brown, fairly short

What is..
Your most overused phrase on msn: lol? or just laughter
Your thoughts first waking up: Fuhkn skool min. FUK!
The first feature you notice on the opposite sex: Booty
Your most missed memory: Fukn shedd kru min
Your Longest Relationship:...
The One Thing You Like About Yourself: My 4 foot long violation rod
The One Thing You Dislike: My tail

Which one?
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
Shorts or Jeans: Jeans
Single or group dates: Single
Adidas or Nike: Adidas
Chocolate or vanilla icecream: Vanilla
Black & White or Colour: Colour, or black depending on the mood man
One Best Friend or Lotsa Friends: lots.


Do you..
Smoke: Aye
Want to go to college: Uni
Like high school: Not really like
Want to get married: Aye
Get motion sickness: Nahman
Think you're a health freak: Shit no, like a rip in the gym every now and then tho
Get along with your parents/guardian: Yeahman
Like thunderstorms: Not really drawn either way


Have you ever..?
Flown on a plane: Yeah
Missed school because it was raining: Any excuse
Told a Lad that you liked them: Damn right
Cried during a Movie: Godzilla, Who hasn't
Ever thought an animated character was hot: Actually yes
Had an imaginary friend: Aye
Cut your own hair: Aye
Had a crush on a teacher: Ms Young, damn she fine
Been called a tease: Aye
Taken drugs: Aye
Been hurt: I cannot be hurt ><

The future
Numbers of Children: 112
Live where: Some where lovely
How do you want to die: As loudly and ungracefully as possible
What do you want to be when you grow up: Anything that will pay for me to lounge around playing guitar
What country would you most like to visit: The US, blues country, init

Number of..
drugs taken illegally: 8
people I could trust with my life: 8
CDs that I own: One or two...
piercings: 29, all on my bottom lip
tattoos: None, shortly tho
times my name has appeared in the newspaper: anywher between 5 and 40
scars on my body: Fucking loads
things in my past that I regret: Not a great deal

Favorites
Fav Colors: The exact colour of hymen
Summer/Winter: Winter
Lace or Satin: Lace
Fave Cartoon: South Park
Fave Food: Christmas dinner! Anything with cheese, chilli, steak
Fave sport: Dancing

Right now
Mood: idle
Wearing: Boxers (im in bed)
Drinking: The blood of 1000 Vietnamese prostitutes
Listening to: For Your Life - Led Zeppelin of course
Talking To: Your face
Eating: Large quantities of hot German penis
Thinking about: The looming horror of having to get up shortly

Last 24 hours..
Cried: Havn't stopped
Worn jeans: Yes
Met someone new online: Aye
Done laundry: Nah
Laughed: IWILLNEVERLAUGH!
Text: Aye
Been On Phone: Aye
Been On Msn: Aye

Do you believe
Your friends: Depends
Santa Claus: Obviously
Tooth Fairy: Yes
Destiny/Fate: I like the concept
Angels: No
Ghosts: Nope
UFO's: In a way
God: Nope

Friends & Life
Do you ever wish you had another name: Nope
Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend: Nope
you like anyone: Yeah, me
Which one of your friends acts the most like you: Probably Raymond or Sniffy, depends
Are you close to any family member: All of them
What's the best feeling in the world: Christmas is damn good, as is fellatio, but im a firm fan of getting minced in the shed with the shed crew LIKS
What time is it now: 5 past doube

1. Slept naked? All the time
2. Taken a shower with someone? Aye
3. Kissed a member of the same sex? Possibly
4. Drove a car? Fuckin' yeah
5. Stole anything? The verginity of young boys
6. Been in love? Dont see why not
7. Been dumped? Nope
8. Stole money from a friend/family member? All the time, but i pay it back
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? Aye
10. Been in a fist fight? Sort of
11. Snuck out of your/someone’s house? Yeah
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Anger and lust, for Mr McLaughlin
13. Been arrested? Sort of, like detained
14. Hugged a stranger? Yeah
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? Yeah
16. Left your house with out telling your parents? Aye
17. Had a crush on your neighbour? Nope
18. Ditched school to do something more fun? Aye
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the opposite sex? Yeah, although girls are for gays
20. Lost a friend? Aye
21. Been on a plane? Yup, cant stand them though
22. Been to an island? Aye
23. Slept in until 3? All the time
24. Love someone or miss someone right now? Dont see why not
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Who hasn't?
26. Made a snow angel? Yeah, it was the single most traumatic experience of my life
27. Played dress up? Your mum
28. Cheated while playing game? Yup
29. Been lonely? Im always lonely ><
30. Kissed more than 4 people in one night? Silly question
31. Felt an earthquake? No, but i'v walked along side many a fatty
32. Touched a snake? Nope
33. Ran a red light? Give it time
34. Had detention? Nearly broke the school record...><
35. Been in a car accident? Yeah, i was asleep though, shat myself min
36. Had a party in your house while ur parents were away? Many a get together
37. Used a fake id? Fake I.D's are lame
38. Crawled through a window? Yeah
39. Been lost? Yeah, trying to walk to Stromness after a Finstown gala
40. Been to the opposite side of the country? Yeah
41. Cried yourself to sleep? Every night
42. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Ooooh yeah
43. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Nope, vommed out my nose though
44. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Aye
45. Kissed in the rain? Aye
46. Sang in the shower? All the time
47. Made love in a park? Not quite
48. Had a dream that you married someone? Yeah, but then they died and i got bennafits
49. Glued your hand to something? My other hand, my face.etc
50. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? Nope, lamp post
51. Ever gone to school partialy naked? Yeah, no socks or nout
52. Had more than ten boyfriends? Ofcourse..
53. Didn't take a shower for a week? Only in the height of my drug abuse, when i wasn't able to move
54. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? Nope
55. Played chicken? Yeah
56. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Yeah
57. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? Silly question
58. Broken a bone? Yeah
59. Been easily amused? Yeah, but often snobby and hard to amuse, on purpose ofcourse
60. Laugh so hard you cry? All the time
61. flashed to someone? All the time
62. Cheated on a test? Nope
63. Forgotten someone's name? Yeah
64. Done something dumb while drunk? Oooh yeah
65. Blacked out from drinking? Yeah, but not just drink
66. Played a prank on someone? All the time
67. Made love to anything not human? Myself
68. Failed a class? NEVER!
69. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? Yeah
70. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? Nope
71. Celebrate the 4th of July? Any exuse to get rubbered
72. Thrown strange objects? Aye
73. Felt like killing someone? Myself ><
74. Thought about running away? No, thats lame and for quitters
75. Got a piercing? Not yet
76. Cut your own hair? As a young boy yeah
77. Made a parent cry? Yeah
78. Cried over someone? Aye
79. Owned more than 5 sharpies? Sharpies are lame
80. Dated someone more tha