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i love leane
Me, Myself, and I
I am alistair
got to lincoln minster
am 12

End of an era beginning of a new one


i like boyss !! (apart from leane)



leane
leane
leane
leane
leane
leane
leane



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Mijn wederhelft
G

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music i listen to..
songs of praise. folk music
films i like..
snatch! layer cake! waterboy! bubble boy! transporter 1 and 2! hitch! balls of steel! the pursuit of happyness! sin city! the ring! jarhead! kill bill 1 and 2! 300! transformer!
sports
downhill biking. pool. snooker. darts. fishing. shooting -- ((because i'm mean))!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happiest When
with leane

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  • Answer this........

    do u.........

    1 - hate me?

    2 - think i'm cute?

    3 - fancy me?

    4 - marry me?

    5 - think i'm funny?

    6 - think i'm hot?

    7 - think i'm shagedelic?

    8 - think i'm crazy?

    9 - think i'm perfect?

    10 - want me in bed?
    bit gay but answer it

    0 Commentaren 550 dagen

  • 101 Ways To Annoy People


    1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

    2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

    3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

    4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

    5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

    6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

    7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

    8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

    9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

    10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

    11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

    12. Sniffle incessantly.

    13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

    14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

    16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

    17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

    18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

    19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

    20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

    21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

    22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

    23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

    24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

    25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

    26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

    27. Wear a special hip holster for your
    remote control.

    28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

    29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

    30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

    31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

    32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

    33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

    34. Drum on every available surface.

    35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

    36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

    37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

    38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
    into peoples backpacks.

    39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

    40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

    41. Set alarms for random times.

    42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

    43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

    44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

    45. Honk and wave to strangers.

    46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

    47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

    48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

    49. Wear your pants backwards.

    50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

    51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

    52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

    53. only type in lowercase.

    54. dont use any punctuation either

    55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

    56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

    57. Tie ji

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  • 101 Ways To Annoy People


    1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

    2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

    3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

    4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

    5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

    6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

    7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

    8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

    9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

    10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

    11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

    12. Sniffle incessantly.

    13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

    14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

    16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

    17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

    18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

    19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

    20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

    21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

    22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

    23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

    24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

    25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

    26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

    27. Wear a special hip holster for your
    remote control.

    28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

    29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

    30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

    31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

    32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

    33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

    34. Drum on every available surface.

    35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

    36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

    37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

    38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
    into peoples backpacks.

    39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

    40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

    41. Set alarms for random times.

    42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

    43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

    44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

    45. Honk and wave to strangers.

    46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

    47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

    48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

    49. Wear your pants backwards.

    50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

    51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

    52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

    53. only type in lowercase.

    54. dont use any punctuation either

    55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

    56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

    57. Tie ji

    0 Commentaren 613 dagen

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  • Miss Emaa Louisee
    luv Miss Emaa Louisee

    gdgd...
    nd same thankyou:)

    You stayed on at your sixth form?
    nd yehh it pretty good atm...
    sixth forms loads better than normal school lol



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    61 weken geleden
  • Miss Emaa Louisee
    Miss Emaa Louisee

    Heyaaa


    you okay...wubu2?


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    61 weken geleden
  • Yeaah.
    luv Yeaah.

    nothin they thought it went well... they rele liked everyone
    but me nd george were rele mardy nd tired afterwards, nd it costed a beast lol
    xxxx

    63 weken geleden
  • .Cocker.
    .Cocker.

    Ahh ryt i see lmao!! xx

    n yeah i will see him thursday!!:D xx

    shes called liann haha ...xx

    63 weken geleden
  • .Cocker.
    .Cocker.

    Awww bless him! lol ...xx

    yeah another party is needed! xx

    and yeah she is haha! .....as if u notice that! xx

    Ly x

    63 weken geleden
  • Yeaah.
    luv Yeaah.

    well i had another party saturday night :D but tht was at chars house... but not a lot else, been seein aimee quite a bit...
    u?
    i dont think george would be particulary keen to have another one quite so soon, or mum or dad lol, maybe next year :)
    xxx

    63 weken geleden
  • G
    G

    heyyyy :)
    im not leaving now.. you need to change it ^^^ :P

    sorry about everything ive done to upset ya.
    love you :)
    see ya on monday bbe.
    xx

    64 weken geleden
  • .Cocker.
    .Cocker.

    Awww very nice! lol xx

    n nah not rele :( might give him a text lol wat bout u ? xx

    Ly*

    64 weken geleden
  • .Cocker.
    .Cocker.

    Haha Bless Yah! xx

    Nothin Rele Just Shoppin N Seein Mates Yooh? xx

    Xx

    64 weken geleden
  • .Cocker.
    .Cocker.

    Haha! ...xx

    Good Good n yeah im fine thank yooh hunnii :D ..xx

    oh n btw i was impressed u knew all the words to every song played! lmao xx

    and u cudnt stand up but u cud dance! lol xx

    64 weken geleden
  • Yeaah.
    luv Yeaah.

    pikey :)
    they r gettin pretty hot actually ;)
    talkin on msn nd all tht bizzle :P
    xxx

    64 weken geleden
  • .Cocker.
    luv .Cocker.

    Well Well Well Look Who It Isnt! xx

    Its The Pisshead Of The Century! lol xx

    Yooh Were Pretty Bad The Other Night ! lol x

    How Are Yah ? xx

    Bet Yooh Wont Be Drinkin For A While Now! lol xx

    64 weken geleden
  • Yeaah.
    luv Yeaah.

    well im not surprised tbh....
    btw its not jst u tht likes beth now lol
    uh ohhhhhhhh!!!
    xxxx

    64 weken geleden
  • Yeaah.
    Yeaah.

    yeah she was lol cos i thort her nd aimee pushed u lmfao
    xxx

    64 weken geleden
  • Yeaah.
    Yeaah.

    errrrmmm well we all got tispy but we werent tht bad...
    beth was a bit dodgey at one point but tht was it i think we were good :D
    xxxx

    64 weken geleden
  • Yeaah.
    luv Yeaah.

    ewwww lol good the shoes were kwl (Y) lol
    i was worried bout u!! spesh wen u rolled down the dike!! it was full of nettles nd theres aimee nd beth pissin em selves nd me shoutin callum to come nd pick u up agen lmao
    im very good thank u.. u??
    xxx

    64 weken geleden