Jess

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SCENE KIDS MAKE ME LAUGH
Me, Myself, and I
Bebo is pretty terrible in my opinion. I am FAR too grown up for it now. Instead I will be on facebook, ( www.facebook.com/Jessticles94 ) or Twitter ( www.twitter.com/jessticles94 ).
THIS SUCKS. However this list took a long time to compile, so it shall remain.. for now.


Drawing
Reading
Music
Sewing
Knitting
Rocky Horror Show
Nine Inch Nails
Bass guitar
Cellos
Vampires
Portal
Painting
Comics
Jamie Hewlett
JV!
LOTP
Batman
JTHM!
Gigs
Half Life!
GLaDOS
Sims
Doc Martens
High top leopard print undergrounds
Classic checkered Vans slip-ons!
Sharpies
Shiny things
Top hats
Tail coats
My comfy chair
Drawing tablets
Drum n' Bass
Left 4 Dead
BRIGHT green drainpipe jeans
Zelda
Taking photos
Crimpers :0
Shiny gel pens
Barry Scott
It's A Fast Driving Rave Up With The Dandy Warhols Sixteen Minutes
Keith Flint
Decemberundergound
Odpins
N64
Cheese on toast with brown sauce mo' fo'
Badges
Mark Lamarr
Dylan Moran
Liberty spikes
Pokémon cards
The P
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie

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Name :   Jessica Forrest
Nick Name :   Jess
Birthdate :   29/01/94
Birthplace:   Redditch
Current Location:   Bremesgrave
Eye Color:   Hazel
Hair Color:   Black (Dyed)
Height:   Average
Weight:   LOL heavy.
Piercings:   Spacers!
Tatoos:   Scarificatiiions
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   Nein
Vehicle:   BATMOBILE
Overused Phrase:   Ooomg
FAVORITES
Food:   Caramelized biscuits
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   Subway?
Candy:   Hmmmm not sure
Number:   9
Color:   Black
Animal:   Bats
Drink:   Carling
Body Part on Opposite sex:   hrrrmmm hair
Perfume:   Charlie Black lol
TV Show:   Not suure, My Name Is Earl maybe. or Desperate Housewives
Music Album:   The Downward Spiral - Nine Inch Nails!!
Movie:   The MATRIX
Actor/Actress:   Johnny Depp/Keanu Reeves
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   Pepsi MAX
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   MACCY DS
Chocolate or Vanilla   Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   Coffeeee
Kiss or Hug:   Hug
Dog or Cat:   Cat
Rap or Punk:   Punk
Summer or Winter:   Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   Both!
Love or Money:   Love
YOUR...
Bedtime:   Whever I feel like it! Usually 12ish though
Most Missed Memory:   Aston Fields :(
Best phyiscal feature:   Hmmmm Boobs? lol
First Thought Waking Up:   I want to go back to bed.
Ambition:   WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE ON ME
Best Friends:   Phoebe, Rosie, Callum (Drinking buddy!)
Weakness:   KRYPTONITE. And Carling.
Fears:   Choking on vomit :)
Longest relationship:   A month. BOOYAH
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   Nope
Ever been beaten up:   Nope
Ever beaten someone up:   Nope
Ever Shoplifted:   Nope
Ever Skinny Dipped:   Nope
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   Nope
Been Dumped Lately:   Nope
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   Bluuueee
Favorite Hair Color:   Dark brown/black
Short or Long:   short or long WHAT exactly? ;)
Height:   Taller than me
Style:   Cool
Looks or Personality:   Personality
Hot or Cute   Hot
Muscular or Really Skinny:   Really skinny
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   America
How do you want to Die:   Hmmm not sure. Voodoo maybe
Been to the Mall Lately:   Birmingham count?
Get along with your Parents:   Occasionally
Health Freak:   Hell no
Do you think your Attractive:   Nope
Believe in Yourself:   Not really
Want to go to College:   Art college
Do you Smoke:   Nope
Do you Drink:   YES!
Shower Daily:   When I can be bothered
Been in Love:   Yeah I think so
Do you Sing:   All the time! (Not good though)
Want to get Married:   Yeah
Do you want Children:   Maybe, not sure
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   umm whenever lol
Hate anyone:   I hate EVERYONE. (A select few)
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  • THIS IS FUN.

    1. What are you listening to right now?
    Nothing, but I have The Used stuck in my head.

    2. What song makes you sad?
    Hurt - Nine Inch Nails

    3. What is the most annoying song in the world?
    ARHGRHS ROCKSTAR

    4. Your all time favorite band?
    Nine Inch Nails

    5. Your newly discovered band is?
    Late of the Pier, and Natalie Portman's Shaved Head

    6. Best female voice?
    I don't really like girl singers, but I would probably saaay, dunno. I don't actually listen to many girl fronted bands. I'll just say Jimmy Urine's missus

    7. Best male voice?
    Probablyyyy Matt Bellamy, OR Trent Reznor ; )

    8. Music type you find yourself listening to most?
    Industrial, or something really bassy and textured :0

    9. What do you listen to, to hype you up?
    Axle Grinder - Pendulum. Or if it's hyping me up for a gig, probably my favourite song by the band that I'm going to see.

    10. What do you listen to when you want to calm down?
    Lol Portal soundtrack. Specificalllyyy... Self Esteem Fund

    11. Last gig/concert you went to?
    Pendulum I think

    12. Band you find yourself listening to the most right now?
    Late of the Pier/Nine Inch Nails/MSI/Metallica/Marilyn Manson/Muse

    13. Most hated band?
    Nickelback >:C

    14. Song that makes you think?
    Right Where It Belongs - Nine Inch Nails. MESSES WIT' MAH HEAD YO

    15. Band that you think the world should love as much as you do?
    Nine Inch Nails, blates

    16. Coolest music video?
    The Bears Are Coming - Late of the Pier. Or We're In This Together - Nine Inch Nails

    17. Music video with the most babe watch?
    That one with all the greased up people with the tools ahahhaaa Satisfaction or something

    18. What do you play/would you play in the bedroom to spice things up?
    Closer - Nine Inch Nails lmaoo

    19. Can you play a musical instrument?
    Yeah a few ish

    20. Ever been in a mosh pit?
    Yes D:

    21. Are you in a band?
    I'm not sure.

    23. Ever dated a musician?
    I guess so, if you even call it dating

    28. Do you wish yourself that you were a musician?
    I am

    29. Best chick band you know of?
    Uhhh dunno tbh none of the girl ones are that good

    31. Last song that you heard on the radio/cd...etc...?
    Ruiner - Nine Inch Nails

    32. What do you think of Classical music?
    Pretty epic

    33. What do you think of Country music?
    Lol Hank Williams III. Yeah its alright

    34. What do you think of Death metal?
    Ahahaa ace

    35. Last BIG band that you saw live?.
    Pendulum? Or big as in venue? Uhhhrrhhr can't remember. Foo Fighters at Wembley maybe.

    36. Are you a groupie?
    Yeah why not

    37. Do you listen to music in foreign languages?
    Lol German

    38. What famous musician would you like to meet?
    TRENT REZNOR, Davey Havok, JIMMY URINE (I sort of did, but... didn't.)

    39. Worst concert moment?
    Beggingin of Alter Bridge when I thought i was gonna pass out.

    40. Funny concert moment?
    When I almost DIED at the Hives. Don't think I'm a pussy, it was insane. I'm lucky Harry saved me ahahaa.

    41. Sad concert moment?
    Dunno I'm never really sad at concerts. I'm sure if I remembered the NIN concert more I could recall something from it.

    42. Best local act you can think of?
    This Is Greed (They used to be called A Day Called Desire)

    43. If you were a musical instrument what would you be?
    A cello! Big fat and mannish

    44. Do you listen to the radio?
    Yeah, KERRANG!

    45. Do you watch music TV?
    Nah we only have the shitty music channels that come with freeview.

    46. Do you follow the music charts, like the top 40?
    Not really no

    47. Have you meet any famous musicians?
    Well, I met innerpartysystem. They MIGHT be famous, one day.

    48. Are any of your friends/family/etc. musicians?
    Lol my dad USED to play bass really shoddily. And my nan played piano. Loadsa mates do though. Ahahhaaa Aidan is the best singer

    49. Song that best describes your feelings right now?
    Sleep - Dandy Warhols

    50. Song that describes your life?
    Gosh I dunno.

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  • ME AND PHOEBE R EPIC

    Cuddle cakes Hot-Bon-Bon says (20:30):
    POW
    MEGALuvums Hot-Lovey Bear , She'd Be Such A LOVELY Girlfriend, says (20:31):
    KA-BLAMO
    Cuddle cakes Hot-Bon-Bon says (20:31):
    KERRPLODE
    MEGALuvums Hot-Lovey Bear , She'd Be Such A LOVELY Girlfriend, says (20:32):
    HAhahhahaha
    MEGALuvums Hot-Lovey Bear , She'd Be Such A LOVELY Girlfriend, says (20:32):
    EXPLOOM
    Cuddle cakes Hot-Bon-Bon says (20:32):
    uhh
    Cuddle cakes Hot-Bon-Bon says (20:32):
    BANG
    Cuddle cakes Hot-Bon-Bon says (20:32):
    smugq
    Cuddle cakes Hot-Bon-Bon says (20:32):
    That'll take some beating
    Cuddle cakes Hot-Bon-Bon says (20:32):
    said Jess
    Cuddle cakes Hot-Bon-Bon says (20:32):
    as she pondered the wonders of the universe
    MEGALuvums Hot-Lovey Bear , She'd Be Such A LOVELY Girlfriend, says (20:32):
    Ummmm,
    Cuddle cakes Hot-Bon-Bon says (20:33):
    we have to write in the third person now!
    Cuddle cakes Hot-Bon-Bon says (20:33):
    exclaimed Jess joyfully
    MEGALuvums Hot-Lovey Bear , She'd Be Such A LOVELY Girlfriend, says (20:33):
    What a fucktard,
    MEGALuvums Hot-Lovey Bear , She'd Be Such A LOVELY Girlfriend, says (20:33):
    Muttered Phoebe under her breath
    Cuddle cakes Hot-Bon-Bon says (20:34):
    LOL
    Cuddle cakes Hot-Bon-Bon says (20:34):
    screamed jess at the top of the lungs
    Cuddle cakes Hot-Bon-Bon says (20:34):
    I'll never give in!
    Cuddle cakes Hot-Bon-Bon says (20:34):
    she shook her fist to the skies
    MEGALuvums Hot-Lovey Bear , She'd Be Such A LOVELY Girlfriend, says (20:35):
    Aahhhahahahha,
    MEGALuvums Hot-Lovey Bear , She'd Be Such A LOVELY Girlfriend, says (20:35):
    She chuckled, with a sinister tone
    MEGALuvums Hot-Lovey Bear , She'd Be Such A LOVELY Girlfriend, says (20:35):
    Then continued to breathe deeply
    Cuddle cakes Hot-Bon-Bon says (20:36):
    Jess then preceeded to TAKEOFFALLHERCLOTHES
    MEGALuvums Hot-Lovey Bear , She'd Be Such A LOVELY Girlfriend, says (20:37):
    Phoebe picked them all up, sorted the lights from the darks, put them into the appropriate washing baskets, AND POUNCED ON JESS
    MEGALuvums Hot-Lovey Bear , She'd Be Such A LOVELY Girlfriend, says (20:37):
    LUL
    MEGALuvums Hot-Lovey Bear , She'd Be Such A LOVELY Girlfriend, says (20:37):
    She laughed again
    Cuddle cakes Hot-Bon-Bon says (20:37):
    Jess then got the idea that her and Phoebe were wonderful at creative writing, and should write a novel together
    Cuddle cakes Hot-Bon-Bon says (20:37):
    Then she thought to herself, 'Hell no!'
    Cuddle cakes Hot-Bon-Bon says (20:37):
    and rode off into the sunset
    MEGALuvums Hot-Lovey Bear , She'd Be Such A LOVELY Girlfriend, says (20:38) :
    Phoebe followed behind on her tricycle
    MEGALuvums Hot-Lovey Bear , She'd Be Such A LOVELY Girlfriend, says (20:39):
    Little did she know however, Jess had cut the brake cord
    Cuddle cakes Hot-Bon-Bon says (20:39):
    'MUAHHAHAHHAAA'
    Cuddle cakes Hot-Bon-Bon says (20:39):
    Laughed Jess
    Cuddle cakes Hot-Bon-Bon says (20:40):
    with a hint of insanity
    Cuddle cakes Hot-Bon-Bon says (20:40):
    and a dash of lemon
    Cuddle cakes Hot-Bon-Bon says (20:40):
    topped off with some basil seasoning
    MEGALuvums Hot-Lovey Bear , She'd Be Such A LOVELY Girlfriend, says (20:40):
    "I can smell citron fruits, YOUR UP TO NO GOOD"
    MEGALuvums Hot-Lovey Bear , She'd Be Such A LOVELY Girlfriend, says (20:40):
    Screamed Phoebe
    Cuddle cakes Hot-Bon-Bon says (20:40):
    'YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME' yelled Jess with all her might
    Cuddle cakes Hot-Bon-Bon says (20:41):
    as she ran further yet into the sun
    MEGALuvums Hot-Lovey Bear , She'd Be Such A LOVELY Girlfriend, says (20:41):
    YES I WILL, I CANT STOP THIS TRICYCLE
    Cuddle cakes Hot-Bon-Bon says (20:41):
    her face was beginning to melt from the heat, BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP HER
    MEGALuvums Hot-Lovey Bear , She'd Be Such A LOVELY Girlfriend, says (20:42):
    Her forehead could never be defeated, it would ride on forever, harvesting the souls of the gummy, FOREVER
    MEGALuvums Hot-Lovey Bear , She'd Be Such A LOVELY Girlfriend, says (20:43):
    That was unless,
    MEGALuvums Hot-Lovey Bea

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  • I ate a lesbian because I'm sexy as hell

    Pick the month you were born in
    1 - I ate
    2 - I ran shirtless with
    3 - I killed
    4 - I kissed
    5 - I banged
    6 - I shot
    7 - I banged
    8 -I stabbed
    9 - I needed
    10 - I smoked weed with
    11 - I slept with
    12- I ran naked with

    Pick the day (number) you were born on
    01 - your mom
    02 - a dog
    03 - a prostitute
    04 - Paris Hilton
    05 - my crush
    06 -a homo
    07 - my girl
    08 - a homeless man
    09 - a pornstar
    10 - Michael Jackson
    11 - Barney the Dinosaur
    12 - my lover
    13 - my boyfriend
    14 - a whore
    15 - a pickle
    16 - a stripper
    17 - a cheerleader
    18 - a horse
    19 - an orange
    20 - a glass of milk
    21 - a ninja
    22 - a condom
    23 - a toothbrush
    24 - a bag of weed
    25 - a jar of honey
    26 - your grandma
    27 - a bum
    28 - your dealer
    29 - a lesbian
    30 - a crackhead
    31 - a french fry

    Pick the color of shirt you are wearing


    White - because I'm good in bed
    Black - because im sexy as hell
    Pink - because the little ppl told me to
    Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
    Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
    Yellow- because i have a HUGE dick
    Polka Dots - because I hate my life
    Purple - because I'm gay
    Gray - because I love marijuana
    Other - because I have double D's
    Green - - because thats how I roll
    Orange - because I smoke crack
    Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
    Brown - because I had to
    Shirtless - because I've got abs

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Wild Alcoholic

You alway consume the most beer at the party. You party to drink, and you drink to party. While we are all impressed by your drinking abilities, some of us are worried that you'll need an intervention if you are going to quit the habit. At the end of the night, we will find you passed out on a sofa, mumbling, and smelling of cheap whiskey.

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Which psychopath are you?

The joker

A genius gone wrong. They had high expectations of you but after an accident left you mutilated things went down hill. Soon the leader of a syndicate your mind is warped leading on a path of self-destruction and not very fussed on who you take with you preferably allot of innocent people.

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Artists iLike
Songs iLike
The Hand That Feeds (full song) by Nine Inch Nails
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Closer (full song) by Nine Inch Nails
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Every Day Is Exactly The Same by Nine Inch Nails
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Slam (full song) by Pendulum
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Shut Me Up (full song) by Mindless Self Indulgence
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Songs Dedicated to Me
Poo-Putt Platter by MF Doom
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All Is Full Of Love by Björk
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The Pretender by Foo Fighters
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  • Mr Blonde
    Mr Blonde

    okay!!

    30 weeks ago
  • Mr Blonde
    Mr Blonde

    hard is the way i like it. ahem. i didn't go to the rock concert because 1. i had a hunch it would be shit. 2. i genuinely had better things to do.

    30 weeks ago
  • Poonie McNearlson
    luv Poonie McNearlson

    no comment for four weeks?
    well, i love you!

    30 weeks ago
  • Mr Blonde
    Mr Blonde

    i know. i found it searching through 'scrapbook' or something on radiohead.com. they kept this whole archive of material and linked it up. if you have several hours free, try looking through it.

    35 weeks ago
  • Ttom
    Ttom

    hahahahahah
    pfft, i over estimated...
    31 :(

    35 weeks ago
  • Ttom
    Ttom

    I forgot to go on winkwink
    but I will know :D

    35 weeks ago
  • Mr Blonde
    Mr Blonde

    look at my video. best fail video ever.

    36 weeks ago
  • Cookie
    Cookie

    hey jess,
    you okayy?

    40 weeks ago
  • Mr Blonde
    Mr Blonde

    I know! I must have lost my mindddddd. mmmmmmooooorre cookiiiiieees.

    41 weeks ago
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  • Stu
    Stu

    omg i hate german! liam and stef really smell!

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  • Mr Blonde
    Mr Blonde

    oh.

    43 weeks ago
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  • .Sally.
    .Sally.

    id love to be in your list jessica


    :D

    45 weeks ago
  • IJizzed
    IJizzed

    YES
    REALLY!

    added =D

    45 weeks ago
  • IJizzed
    IJizzed

    shit bitch,
    sounds like fun!
    im doing that too!
    i think, i need your..
    MSN addy!
    x

    45 weeks ago
  • IJizzed
    IJizzed

    rofl
    im good danke
    wubut?
    x

    45 weeks ago
  • IJizzed
    IJizzed

    ¬_¬
    Howre you?

    45 weeks ago