You go to drop off one person to the airport, but you take 50 extra people with you

Your entire family runs the marathon when they see a dog (calmly walking on the other side of the road)

Your cousin is said to have "gone abroad to get married", but you know heýs doing time in prison

You were taught never to talk to strangers at primary school, yet your parents force you to call a complete stranger "Auntie"

Your uncles crack jokes that arenýt even funny

"Paracetamol" is your cure to every illness

You somehow think youýre related to Prince Naseem Hammed

You seem to think that an ordinary car is a racing car and ordinary roads are racing tracks, thus explaining why you speed around thinking youýre Michael Schumacher

You use your religion to get yourself out of almost anything e.g. P.E, class discussions, debates, etc.

You secretly meet your boyfriend/girlfriend in the most obvious places (e.g. your front garden) and expect NOT to get caught by your parents

"GET YOUR BACK-UP DOWN" and "KICK OFF!" is your solution to every problem

You studied Aý Level Maths but still think itýs possible to fit 100 people into 1 car

You wear sunglasses in hail, sleet and snow
You accuse the shopkeeper of being racist when he kindly asks you to pay for your packet of crisps

Your mobile phone "just happens to ring" when you see a member of the opposite sex

You go to a wedding with an empty car, but on the way back you end up giving the entire population of the wedding a lift home (and you havenýt seen half of these people in your life)

Your car is better than your house

You think youýre part of the MAFIA, yet you study Law

You seem to think that this list DOES NOT apply to you

You become obsessed with a member of the opposite sex, ring their house everyday, follow them homeýand get rejected (you then ask out their best mate)

You hardly ever take prescribed medicines because your parents have their own herbal cures at home

You wonder why the person you fancy doesnýt come over when you and your mates scream, "Yo! Come over ýere!"

At the age of 30, you still think you can get away with paying child fare on the bus

You have a telephone at home but nobody is (ever) allowed to use it

You find a photo of a man with bushy hair, white shoes and sunglassesýyou ask who he is and find out itýs your uncle

Your wear DKNY yet your mum buys material from Longsight Market

Youýve failed your driving test 6 times, but youýve been driving for the past 3 years

In the primary school nativity plays you were always the donkey in the background (and if you were extra lucky, you were given the part of the villager)

Youýre related to your husband/wife even before youýve married them

The bus never stops for you

Youýre the last person to see your wedding card ý and the person youýre getting married to

Even your underwear is designer

You dance at a complete strangerýs wedding (and claim you are a distant relative)

You somehow think you were involved in Tu Pacýs death

You drive your car around the same spot for 10 years playing music that was out in ý95

You achieve A*ýs in every subject and your parents tell you to STUDY HARDER

Your car is better than your house

Universities let you in for Medicine just by looking at you

You are offended by this list and youýre going to make a complaint about it

At home you have a butcherýs knife which is bigger than your head

Bury park is like a second home to you
There is a tub of "PRIDE GHEE" and a sack of "TILDA BASTMATI" in your hallway

Your mum asks you what you want to be when youýre 6 six years old and you say, "a Bollywood Superstar"ýten years later youýre still saying the same thing

You canýt go to certain places because your Uncle works there

You think youýre life is just ONE BIG INDIAN FILM

You somehow think you are a member of the F.B