1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is..
and for some reason, that\'s ok.

2. We believe that dancing with our
arms overhead and wiggling our butts
while yelling \"WOO-HOO\" is truly the
sexiest dance move around.

3. We\'ve suddenly decided that we want
to kick someone\'s ass and honestly believe
we could do it too.

4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that
we now look more like a homeless hooker than
the goddess we started out as just 4 hours ago.

5. We drop our 3am pizza slice on the floor, pick it up and continue
eating it like its nobody\'s business.

6.We start crying and declare to everyone we see,
including people we barely know, that we love them
SOOOO MUCH.

7. We get extremely excited and jump up and down
every time a new song comes on because \"OH MY GOD,
I LOVE THIS SONG!\"

8. We\'re suddenly full of profound spiritual wisdom..
. and so is the geek next to us

9. Our eyes just won\'t seem to stay open by themselves,
so we keep them half closed and think it looks
incredibly sexy.

10. We yell at the bartender who we believe
has cheated us by giving us just orange juice,
but that\'s just because we can no longer taste
the vodka.

11. We start every conversation with a slurred
\"Don\'t take this the wrong way but...\"

12. We fail to notice that the toilet lid is
down before we sit on it.

13. Our hugs begin to resemble wrestling
take-down moves

14. We are tired, but we are troopers so instead
of going home, we just sit on the floor wherever
we are standing and take a quick nap.

15. We take our shoes off because a) they\'re
ridiculously impractical.. but soo beautiful! b)
We believe it\'s the shoes\' fault that we can\'t
walk straight.

16. We begin leaving the buttons open on our button
fly jeans to cut down on the time we\'re in the
bathroom away from our drink.

17. No matter what got broken, thrown up on, stolen
, no matter who said what or who went home
with whoever else - we ALWAYS call each
other the next day


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OOOHHhh Alcohol!!!!
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter and more handsome than some really, really big guy named FRANZ.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

|*..luv..*|
:♥: if You See Me Walking With Sum1 else Its Not Because I Love Them :♥:

:♥: But Because Ur Not Brave Enough To Walk Beside Me :♥:

:♥: If You Happen To See Me Smilin Its Not Because I Forgot You :♥:

:♥: Its Cus Im Tired Of Cryin For You :♥:

:♥: If You See Me Livin Again It Aint Cus I Wanna Get Back At You :♥:

:♥: Its Cus I Wanna Get Back What You Took Away From Me :♥:

:♥: But Most Of All If I Fall In Love With Someone Else Its Not Because I Wanted To :♥:

:♥: Its Because You Were Never There To Catch Me And Love Me Back:♥:

♥ I May Not Get To See You As Often As I Like ♥ I May Not Get To Hold You In My Arms All Thru The Nite ♥ But Deep In My Heart I Truly Kno ♥ Ur The 1 I Love And I Cant Ever Let You Go ♥

!!!Do Thiz!!!
boyfriend/girlfriend application!!..

Name: Laura McLaughlin

Age:17

Location:kelty

Height:5'5

Hair:blonde

Eyes:blue

Sexiest Feature:eyes

Skool Attend:beath high

1. Are u a virgin?

2. Where would we go on a date?

3. Do you drink/smoke?

3. Would u let me stay da nite witchu?

4. Would u act funny when u get around yo friends?

5. Could we cuddle, and fall asleep?

5. Would u kiss me?

6. Do you play any sports?

7. How would u describe yo self?

8. Would you have sex wit me?

9. If yes how often?

10.Would you go wit me?

11 Would u eva cheat on me?

12.Are u fine, sexy, cute, or straight?