would you...
ever hit me?
let me sleep with you?
go out with me?
give me your number?...leave it in mail...
b wit me?
let me kiss you?
watch a movie with me?
be my gf?
have a fling with me?
buy me drink?
Would you let me sleep in your bed?
have a relationship with me?
Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
Dance with me?
fuck me?
Say yes if i asked you out?

Do You...
think im sexy?
think im goodlookin?
want to b wit me me?
want to cuddle with me?
want to get with me?
love me?

HAVE Y0U EVER...
thought about me?
thought about gettin with me?
found yourself wanting 2 b wit me?
had a crush on me?
wanted my number?
been distracted by me?

are you...
going to put this on yr blog to c wot i think abwt u?

Find the first letter in your first name:

A - Lesbian
B - Gay
C - Perfect
D - Jewish
E - Chavy
F - Rollercoaster
G - queer
H - gothic
I - Gross
J - Gangster
K - Bellydancing
L - Pessty
M - Slutty
N - Prunny
O - Hobby
P - Gay
Q - funky
R - Hairy
S - Stupid
T - Emo
U - Ugly
V - Weird
W - farmer
X - Boasting
Y - Under-appreciated
Z - Over-appreciated


Now the third letter in your middle name(if you dont have one use your last name):

A - Slut
B - Bolox
C - Bitch
D - donkey
E - Sex machine
F - Retard
G - bastard
H - Jamacian
I - Giant
J - midget
K - Nobody
L - brotherfucker
M - assHole
N - Gabby
O - Whore
P - Pirate
Q - Crackaddict
R - Alcoholic
S - monster
T - Fat
U - pearshaped
V - Jackass
W - pig
X - scarecrow
Y - Cow
Z - knacker


Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing:

Red - Who's Good With They're Hands
Orange - Who takes it up the batty!!(ass)
Yellow - Who Wants To Have intercourse with cats
Green - Who Will Do Anything For food
Blue - Who Looks At Porn 24/7
Purple - Who Will Do Anything For a fag
Pink - Who Will stalk u while u sleep..
White - Who Gives Great Head
Black - Who wants 2 stik der dik ina cream pie
Gray - Who Masturbates At Work

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

1 Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"