Hey there, Delilah, what's it like to have big titties?
Everytime I fuck your asshole, I imagine Conway Twitty, yes I do.
I fantasize that you're a dude...
One who's tattooed.

Hey there, Delilah, don't you worry about my dicklessness.
I'm just an emo fag,
I'd fuck your younger brother shitless.
Yes I would.
I jack off to "Boys in the Hood."
I yank it good.

Oh, it's what dudes do to me - Oh it's what dudes do to me
Oh, it's what dudes do to me - Oh it's what dudes do to me.
What dudes do to me.

Hey there, Delilah, my Tom Jones is gettin' hard.
Just two more beers, and I'll work up the nerve to go down on that tard;
I'll take it all.
I'll ride his tard junk, balls and all.
Unhinge my jaw.

Hey there, Delilah, I'm not sayin' that I'm gay,
but if you put a cock in front of me, I'd rub it on my face - I'd grab the shaft...
And slowly work it up my ass.
Then hunch it fast.

Oh, it's what dudes do to me - Oh it's what dudes do to me
Oh, it's what dudes do to me - Oh it's what dudes do to me.

A thousand goths and one cigar - I know that dream sounds so bizaare.
I cut myself to make it go away.
Our friends would all make fun of us, but fuck those bitchass douchebag cunts.
They'll pay their debts in blood this very day...
Delilah, I can promise you that once I prove that you're a Jew,
I'll baptize all your family in flame... and you're to blame.

Hey there, Delilah, don't you worry about protection.
You have all the cops you want, I'll still add you to my collection - yes I will.
Your shrieks of pain will be so shrill.
Half of you will end up in a land fill.
I'll wear your skin - call myself Jill.
It will be ill.

Oh, it's what dudes do to me - Oh it's what dudes do to me
Oh, it's what dudes do to me - Oh it's what dudes do to me
What dudes do to me

-I _____ Nick
- Nick is______.
- I want to _____ Nick.
- Nick can ______.
- Someday Nick reminds me of _______.
- Without Nick, _________.
- Nick can be _______.
- Nick is always _______.
- Worst thing about Nick is ________.
- Best thing about Nick is ________.
- I think Nick should _________.
- Right now, I bet Nick is thinking about _______.
- Nick makes me want to _______.
- Nick probably tastes like ________.
- If I could spend the day with Nick, I'd ____________.
- I'd ______ for Nick.
- Nick is made of _________.
- Nick is the _________.
- If I could be Nick for a day, I'd ______.
- I want to give Nick a ________.
- The song _____ by _____ reminds me of Nick .
- If i could set Nick up with someone it'd be __________.

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FAKE FRENDS: Never ask for food
TRUE FRENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
TRUE FRENDS : Call your parents mum and dad.

FAKE FRENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
TRUE FRENDS : Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"

FAKE FRENDS: Have never seen you cry.
TRUE FRENDS : Cry with you.

FAKE FRENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
TRUE FRENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.

FAKE FRENDS: know a few things about you.
TRUE FRENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
TRUE FRENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRENDS: Would knock on your door.
TRUE FRENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

FAKE FRENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
TRUE FRENDS: Will knock the fuck out of them!!

FAKE FRENDS: Will read this.
TRUE FRENDS: Will steal this, just like i did.

FAKE FRENDS: arrive 2 the party on time
TRUE FRENDS: arrive 1 or 2 hours late thinking its absolutely normal

FAKE FRENDS: Are for a while.
TRUE FRENDS: Are for life.