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Johnny Crowley

what's going to be next? after facebook... i'm too tired to join

2/13/09 | me too! | Reply

Johnny Crowley
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  • Male, 25, Luv 142
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  • I am Married
  • Profile views: 9,661
  • Member since: March 2006
  • Last active: Dec 29
  • www.bebo.com/johnnycrazycrowley

About Me

Tagline
college is a silly goose
Me, Myself, and I
What is life without friends?
That's it folks!

things and stuff!
The Other Half Of Me
Con Healy

Con Healy

Awe Jesus, I Love Con!

Music
The usual shit
Films
the usual shit
Sports
is tv a sport?
Scared Of
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... the usual shit
Happiest When
not getting a massage off a gay marine
Dedications
Julianne Fogarty, Must also mention Luke "my homee" Holmes who'd want to get wit the fuckin programme and join Bebo!
Stuff and Dealys
Off Fags, 5 months! with a brief relapse at brian's 21st!!
I keep commenting my page, instead of commenting the page of the person whom i wish to comment, R-Tard!

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    • San diego/ night two/crazy /gay

      K, saturday night was drinkin on ocean beach with a load of irish lads i'd just met bout an hour before we went drinkin. Everyone got really langerz and it was very fucking funny. one of the irish girls was meeting a marine, so him and his other marine friend offered me and the girl a lift back to our hostel... after driving around for ages we couldn't find the hostel the marines suggested we could just crash at the navy base... i was like "class adventure" (what a bad decision) the irish girl stayed in her fella's room and i was gonna stay on his friends floor.after droppin the couple off myself and "lewis" headed back to his gaff...

      So i was just about to go to sleep in a sleping bag on this dude, lewis's floor, when he had to go all gay on my ass(figure of speach). First of all he said he had been studying to be a massuse(person who does massasages) and i thought he was just making small talk.... but i was wrong. He offered me a massage and i naturally declined... then the following words he uttered, i will never forget.. "I got a massage exam on Monday, will you help me practise" at this point i new something was fishy... i said i was alright and destroyed tired but the boy wasn't taking no for an answer... he kept goin on and on about his fuckin massuse therapy and how he wanted to show me real quick. I agreed for the simple fact that i needed a lift back to our hostel, and my two choices were walk home there and then or just take d massage... i made the wrong choice... the next 10 minutes of what followed, i'm sure i will be having nightmares for the rest of my life because of it... Before then, i wasn't completely possitive the dude was gay... but jesus christ ... the dude started rubbing oils into my back and legs (i'm physically cringing as i write this) and after offerin me a full body and to do my front, which i imediatley declined, he started massaging my upper legs.. as he got closer and closer(still cringing) to the base of my sack(i had just jocks on) there was no doubt in my mind at this stage that lewis wanted to gay fuck me. I interveened at this stage and said i had to go to sleep right there and then, so he got into his bed and i put on more clothes before zippin up a sleepin bag almost over my face, and fell asleep on his floor, but not before he got in the opportunity to ask a few times if i was sure i didn't want to sleep in his bed with him....
      WHAT A FUCKING GAY BASTRD!
      The End
      Slag me all you will!

      8 Comments 311 weeks

    • Scar Tissue - Red Hot Chili Peppers


      Scar tissue that I wish you saw
      Sarcastic Mister know it all
      close your eyes and I'll kiss you cause'
      With the bird I'll share
      With the bird I'll share
      This lonely view
      With the bird I'll share
      this lonely view

      Push me up against the wall
      Young Kentucky girl in a push-up bra
      Fallin' all over myself
      To like your heart and taste your health 'cause
      With the bird I'll share
      This lonely view...

      Blood loss in a bathroom stall
      Southern girl with a scarlet drawl
      Wave goodbye to ma and pa 'cause
      With the bird I'll share
      With the bird I'll share
      This lonely view
      With the bird I'll share
      This lonely view...

      Soft spoken with a broken jaw
      Step outside but not to brawl
      Autumn's sweet we call it fall
      I'll make it to the moon if I have to crawl
      With the bird I'll share
      This lonely view...

      Scar tissue the I wish you saw
      Sarcastic Mister know it all
      close your eyes and I'll kiss you cause'
      With the bird I'll share
      With the bird I'll share
      This lonely view
      With the bird I'll share
      this lonely view...

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    • Johnny Jump Up - Jimmy Crowley

      I'll tell ye a story that happened to me
      One day as I went out to Youghal by the Sea
      The sun it was bright and the day it was warm
      Says I, A quiet pint wouldn't do me no harm
      I went in and I called for a bottle of stout
      Says the barman, I'm sorry all the beer is sold out
      Try whiskey or Paddy, ten years in the wood
      Says I, I'll try cider, I heard it was good

      Oh never, oh never, oh never again
      If I live to a hundred or a hundred and ten
      I fell to the ground and I couldn't get up
      After drinking a jar of the Johnny Jump Up

      The next thing I met down in Youghal by the Sea
      Was a cripple on crutches, and says he to me
      I'm afraid o' me life I'll get a belt of a car
      Won't you help me across to the Railwayman's Bar
      After drinkin' a quart of the cider so sweet
      He threw down his crutches and he danced on his feet
      So we ordered two more and a toast we drank up
      To the world's finest doctor, old Johnny Jump Up

      Sure after a while sure I felt well enough
      So says I, Fill another, that cider's great stuff
      After drinking the third, sure I made for the yard
      And I bumped into Brophy, the big Civic Guard
      Come here to me Mac - don't you know I'm the law
      I upped with my fist and I shattered his jaw
      He fell on his back with his toes turned up
      But it wasn't I hit him, 'twas the Johnny Jump Up

      I was brought up in gaol for being drunk on the street
      After two pints of porterI was out on my feet
      Said the guard testing me, Say these word if you can
      'Around the rugged rocks the ragged rascal ran'
      When I managed that fine sure he asked me to state
      that 'I rattled my bottles outside Malachy's gate'
      But the 'British Constitution' fairly bottled me up
      And I got fourteen days without Johnny Jump Up

      I went up the Lee road a friend to see
      They call it the Madhouse in Cork by the Lee
      But when I got up there, I don't like to tell
      They had the poor sod sore tied up in a cell
      Says he, Hello Jordan, to see you I'm glad
      Tell 'em I'm not crazy, tell 'em I'm not mad
      All that I had was a slug from a cup
      Of that lunatic soup they call Johnny Jump Up

      A man died in Cork Union by the name of McNabb
      We washed him and we laid him outside on a slab
      O'Connor came up then his measure to take
      And his wife took him home to a bloody fine wake
      'Twas about twelve o'clock and the beer it was high
      The corpse he jumped up and says he with a sigh
      No I can't get to heaven, they won't let me up
      Till I bring them a jug of th' old Johnny Jump Up

      So come all you young fellows and ladies as well
      Beware of that stuff that they brew in Clonmel
      For God only knows whether you'll wind up
      In a madhouse or gaol after Johnny Jump Up
      (as sung by Jimmy Crowley)


      0 Comments 363 weeks

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    • Goodbye Butters...
      Goodbye Butters...

      Goodbye Butters...
      I'm going to a better place...
      Perhaphs I'll see you again sometime...
      Goodbyeeee.......

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    • Summer!
      Summer!

      Dont give up Johnny! U me Lorcan and possibly Brian on a nice beach in America!

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    • i aint giving you no three fidy
      i aint giving you no three fidy

      Thomas:suddenly this huge crustation from the paliolithic era came out of the water.. Nelly:i was so scared lordy a mody i jumped up out of the boat and said THOMAS what on earth is that creature.. Thomas:i yelled, i said what do you want from us monster. the monster bent down and said.....i nee...

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    • Kevin Reale
      luv Kevin Reale

      Yo Johnny! Wassup?

      2/1/12
    • Brett O'Mahony
      Brett O'Mahony

      OMG... this girl is topless on her msn cam. Shes trying to set a record for most msn cam views.... hit her up on XiomaraHarrounmypea@hotmail.com, its her msn messenger name

      10/28/10
    • Kilian O'Donoghue
      luv Kilian O'Donoghue

      yo yo bringer of big tv, wassup?? hav sum lov!

      6/15/09
    • Keira
      Keira

      Loving the super informed rightly ttimed phone call the other day heehee....see you next week darls xxxx

      4/4/09
    • Mick O'Neill

      football? month off? park? sun? drunken skobies?? neil goulding wants revenge......!

      3/19/09
    • Keira
      luv Keira

      whenever you wanna..Ive my apt until the middle of June..we ahould all go sess it up Glasgow style...!! BIng....?

      3/5/09
    • Keira
      luv Keira

      Come visit me dude xxxx

      3/5/09
    • San-Gwhich
      San-Gwhich

      thankypoo

      3/2/09
    • San-Gwhich
      San-Gwhich

      dude if you can, could u ask liz if me and pete could work a few hours next year like a couple of nights each

      3/1/09
    • Rory Devlin

      Hey man. Ah it was Ok.... helped me sort myself out a lot! Ive been back 6 months already. Just been pissing about since really! ha ha . Wat u upto urself???

      2/24/09
    • San-Gwhich
      luv San-Gwhich

      jesus shittin christ, i forgot to tell you happy birthday, sorry im not even really sure what month it is right now, did you get any good shit for it, ill have to send you sumthin, not 100 percent sure where i will be in june, for all i know it is june now, either china or japan or canada, just get a flight to any one of those and we mite bump into each other. mite go to amsterdam for a week in the middle of april though befor russia. come out rite now and suck my balls i love you kid

      2/23/09
    • San-Gwhich
      San-Gwhich

      how was rag week, did you drop it like it was hot

      2/16/09
    • Rory Devlin

      Christ I haven't seen u in ages....

      2/7/09
    • Anne Sheehan
      Anne Sheehan

      Happy Birthday ho-face!! (Johnny putting coat on) I'm just gonna see if I can fit inside you!!! Hahahaha!!! :L :L x

      2/4/09
    • Keira
      luv Keira

      LOVE the skin!!heehhee Soooo apllicable! Sooo sorrryyyy I cant make your portay babe!! :( meh!! Got your message ..just been up to my eyes with papers honey!! Im home the weekend, Ill call you darls!!xx

      1/22/09
    • Patrick Meskell
      luv Patrick Meskell

      WELL JOHNNY TRYING TO SEND A MAIL TO EVERYBODY IN BEBO FOR MY 21ST THE BELOW MESSAGE IS WHAT IM TRYING TO SEND. BUT WHEN I SEND IT. IT GOES INTO PEOPLES MAIL THEN INTO THE LIST SECTION BUT I WANT IT TO GO INTO THEIR INBOX PART OF THE MAIL. IF UR CONFUSED WITH MY REALLY DESCRIPTION COULD YA GIVE ME A SHOUT AND TRY AND HELP ME I HAVENT GOT A CLUE. 0851143009. CHEERS HI GUYS ME AND SKINNY ARE HAVING A DOUBLE 21ST ON FRIDAY THE 30TH OF JANUARY IN AHANE GAA CLUB. IM NOT FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE ON BEBO THAT I WANT TO INVITE TO THE PARTY SO IF YE COULD ALL TRY AND PASS THE WORD AROUND THANKS . WE HAVE GOTTEN A BAND FOR THE NIGHT I HAVENT REALLY HEARD THEM BEFORE BUT THERE SUSSPOSED TO BE CLASS "ACCORDING TO SKINNY" AND THERE WILL BE FOOD THERE ASWELL. SO PLEASE COME, I DONT WANT TO BE LEFT STANDING IN A BIG EMPTY HALL ON MY OWN LEFT DANCING WITH MY GRANNY OR SOMETHING.

      1/21/09
    • UCC Handball
      UCC Handball

      Hi Johnny. Best quiz ever is on in the Old Bar tonight at 8pm, hosted by the UCC Handball Club. Prizes include Munster Tickets, booze, a tin of beans, and much much more. Come along and bring a friend. The tin of beans could be yours.

      1/21/09
    • Patrice Murphy
      Patrice Murphy

      jaysus johnny that san diego massage story, is that true??thats fucked up.......u must be traumatised!well i suppose the moral of the story is u cant turn u back for one second without there being big gay behind u:L

      1/17/09
    • Petar Griffat
      luv Petar Griffat

      thanks fro the text kid, the shoulder is ok feels like i could pop out pretty easy in the future tho. i doubt me and sam have enough money to come back for you birthday cos we gotta stick to fidy euroooos a week or we wont have money for traveling. how was your new year? i got pissed on by a guy in a tree then everyone pulled him down and gave him the beat down, its like warzone with all the fireworks, sup with u smashing and pasties, hows college

      1/16/09
    • Hollie
      Hollie

      will the fear from that night ever stop haunting me??! how are you johnny, long time no speak! great, i have no student card and hav to keep sneaking in!giv me a buzz next time your around college so i can collect my belongings!

      1/14/09