...Dance is life and the rest is just spare time.

...when you are asked what ur up to and 99% of the time you answer "dance practice"

...When you go to get your hair cut you tell them to cut it long enough to be able to put it in a bun.

...Leg warmers are an everyday fashion item

..."Practice makes perfect" isn't just a saying, but a way of life.

...when you put on your pointe shoes to reach high places

...you cancel dates telling them you have dance.

...you have two groups of friends, school friends and dance friends, the dance friends are the extent of your social life

...you carry a bottle of nail polish around in your purse to stop those darn runs in your tights.

...your vocabulary includes bandaids, wedgies, sweat, determination, and guts!

...you use your swingset to practice your fouettes.

...you have fights with gymnasts about who works harder

...you sit in a straddle when you are watching TV.

...you have blisters on your feet for life.

...your pointe shoes are your babies.

...your body cracks loud enough to stop class but you don't hear it.

...pirouette and fouette are the two main words in your vocabulary.

...you pointe you toes even during sit ups.

...you dance down the hallway instead of walk.

...when you see christmas commercials on TV with Nutcracker music, you start to get nervous.

...you know most barres aren't in jails.

...you do plies and tendus while waiting in line.

...Watching TV is not a time to relax, it is a time to stretch

...a new leotard makes you whole day

...every hard floor is like a place for practicing.

...you know the frog isnt an animal, but a stretch.

...you use every handrail you see for practicing your fouettes.

...you actually sit up striaght in your chair at school.

...you hear classical music and you need to dance.

...you actaully DREAM of wearing those heavy, expensive, netting-ridden tutus.

...you dont dance for a week, and even your brother notices.

...the top shelf in your closet is stuffed with your old and new dance shoes.

...you have an entire drawer devoted to your dance stuff.

...you own 25 pairs of shoes...but 20 of them are for dance.

...you can learn the dances to music videos like that (snaps fingers).

...you're disgusted when you see a picture of a dancer with pointe shoe ribbons tied up to her knees.

...you say all kinds of dance terms (in french) in front of your non dancing friends and tell them it's a secret language.

...all the things you get for Christmas relate to dance.

...When you spell "point" you always mess up and spell it "pointe"

...When those ballerina Barbies irritate you because they aren't turned out and can't bend their arms!

...When you are walking you count your steps, but only go up to 8 and start all over again.

...Your kitchen floor has marks all over it from pointe shoes.

...Before everything you do you say 5,6,7,8

...You laugh at a non-dancer when they say their feet hurt.

...You never leave home with out your hair spray and bobby pins.

... you can talk about ballet all day long to people that dont care.

...you stand in pointe in your shoes when talking to friends.

...you pointe you toes during pull-ups for gym class

...When you can't sit still when you hear music.

...You lecture your friends when they draw pictures of ballerinas with pointe shoe ribbons tied up to their knees.

...you bend over to pick up something and your leg shoots up to a 180* angle.

...You get disgusted when you see cheerleaders because they never pointe their toes.

...Glitter is imbedded in you skin for life.

...All the boys at school are afraid of you cuz you can kick so high.

...instead of calling rooms "rooms" you call them "studios"

...You consider tights a fashion accessory.

...you miss more school for performances than your do for being sick

...You hair has a permanent line in it from wearing it in a

(Coped from Kim Tanner)
One.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.

Two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.

Three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.

Four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.

Five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.

Six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.

Seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!

Eight.
Little 6th graders who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!

Nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.

Ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).

Eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT CRAP UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!

This is a test to see how many people
in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.

"like omg if u dnt repost dis in 1 second at midnte/ and if you do at midnight your true love will...SHUTUP !!! stuff aint gonna happen"

load a bollocks!!!

Copy and repost in your own bulletin as
11 rules of BEBO.

Thank you.