Wow I'm on beboooo
I forgot to mention him in the previous blog as he so rightly pointed out;
so here's his little mention.
I met him waaay back in Y8 and tbh I didn't like him but over the last few years he proved to be a really good friendling, and we've had some major laughs
: Chav on the tram on my b-day
media lessons
Ash and Zobo records ( made up one media lesson then ashlie felt compelled to make it a group)
Britney spears songs,
ecdl!
*Guy with hat walks in*
Me: Who's THAT
*guy turns round and it's Mr Kahn!*
My love of asians and fat old men
Drama lessons
Mrs Siimons
Ashlie dirty dancing with me at prom

He may have lost about half his body weight,cut his hair and be an uber chav now but bumflashlie has provided me with some mega laughs

Oh and recap no-one will ever have our spot again!
People are banned from the top deck at lunch!
It's forever ours!

xxxx

I might as well get this over and done with;
I'm gonna do this late night, so I can try to make sense of it.
I wanted to write a blog on westfield cos it's been a big part of my life, for the past 5 years.
It's like, half a decade; and it's changed and shaped me sooo much. It's definately been the best time of my life so far.
A lyric comes to mind to describe the time
''It seems so frightening,time passes by like lightning,before you know it you're struck down''
It is frightening that my time at school has ended; it's bittersweet as I've wanted it for ages. Now it's here I want to give it back.
Hopefully College is next, then possibly uni.
What happened to my childhood? It seems to have ended before I had chance to appreciate it.


Back in Y7 we all came in these little shapeless things , with no real identity.
Now we've all come out our own people, some people might not like it but that's who we are, no-one can change it.

My form 7x4 was actually the worst in the whole school; we had all the nutters. Teachers went grey teaching our class, I often wondered why and how I'd ended up in that form.
But I now realise that it was the best thing ever; because in 7X4 I met four very special people; Natalie Jackson,Louise Cawthorne,Natasha Binley (or emsen) and Zoe Parkes.
I think we spent the whole of school arguing, haha.
But they are seriously the most amazing people; after we grew up and stopped arguing, we had the strongest friendship I'd ever known.
Our times in the form room were the best!
Louise would just ramble on about supernatural and Dean; lol I love Lousiey so much. I actually hated her in Y7 cos she scared me! It's unreal now cos Louise is one of the most sweetest,kindest most generous beautiful person I have ever met.
Natalie; I thought she was a complete bitch!
I was soooo right lol
Nah Ntalie is the sane one in the form room; she's there to tell me I have make-up on my face and to genrally mother us all; I'm gonna miss her being the sun of our solar system that keeps us in orbit.
Zoe Parkes! Omg how many times did we argue!? I treated Zoe like shit in the past, something I regret. Because I'm able to apppreciate what a lovely kind sweet person she is.Our walks home have been the greatest! Green Day in october!
I'm never gonna lose touch with my Parksey!
& Flasher,flasher flasher flasher.
Well I'm not as close to this girl as I used to be;but she's been a major part of the last five years.She's stubborn,and strong and she's provided a lot of laughs over the years. I'll keep in touch with my flasher.

Omg the Y10 ''fight''
Sooooooooo pathetic now I look back; but at the time it seemed the world had come crashing down around us all.
But now I look back, I see it was for the best.
Because I gained one of my bestest friends out of it.
Emma Lawson.
I've known her for donkeys years; but only after all the crap did we really become close.
She's so sweet,funny and thoughtful.I'llmiss walking into school with her soooo much! Our morning bitches and rants! lolz

Laurie and co!
Lorry,Natman,Amy and Alex!
What a cool bunch; I love them dearly.
Lorry is my accomplice in being childish; we defaced planners,put leaflets in random folders
and made up songs. I'll miss my lorry lots!
Natman bless her; she's always on the recieving end of all the jokes;
I' still laugh at the time when Lorry and Nat slammed her head into tipex and typed in penis enlargement for women haahaaa.
Amy!
We've had lots of sexytime
I love Amy! She appreciates Billie Joe and undesrtands the appeal (;
I barley seem to have seen her this year. ut I'll always make time for her.
Amy stop looking at the karma sutra!!''
Alex!
Gosh our geography lessons were riveting
But Alex always makes me chuckle with her rants and comebacks.
We're not mega closee but she's utter legend and provided soem laughs.

Danni & Lynsey
After the Y10 stuff I never thougth we'd be friends again; but miracles do happen lol!
I kno

first
here's my list of dumbass moments
Thinking two plus two was six
Saying that no the square root of a hundred isn't ten
Thinking Picasso was alive
Saying Granite was in pencils (after I'd been told it was graphite)
Saying 6 plus 6 was eighteen?
''I'm cleverer than her!''
Saying pianoist instead of pianist
Calling Shabia ''Shabadia'' whic really was an accident x)
Oh and spelling his name wrong when giving him a christmas card...ooops
''I can see her point,a Jaguar does look like a panther''
Me: I want to go to Oxford! or Cambridge!' Nat: It's CAMEbridge Zoe''
My Dad: pancake day is on the 24th, Me: 24th???.. that's a ......tuesday!
My Dad:.....yes......shrove tuesday
*In the physics test* Ryan to Danni: I've got grey hair?Least I haven't got mits!
Me:What??Oven mitts!? Ryan,Danni & Nat: MAN TITS!
(msn log)
Zoe(*) ok,I was just wondering why my cd player wasn't working
..............It wasn't turned on
c=0][a=1] [/a=1][a=2][c=3][a=2] ASH[/a=1][a=1]LIE [/a=1][/c][/a][a=1] [/a=2][/c]: omg
Zoe (*) LOL I was sat pressing play for ages
Oh and I couldn't work out 10 divided by two LOL!
Thinking that Ja ja binks from starwars was real,and he was a she.
*Science Mr Bedford asks us what alkali metal he just burned or whatever*
Me:Is it francine?? (or whatever it was)
Nat: NOOOOO! That would have blown the whole school up!
Mr Bedford: That's too dangerous to have in school
Laurie drew on my hand an eye,a heart underneath it and a penis underneath tha
(In science end of school) Nat: I love penis Me: What!? I thought it was just a nice picture!
Danni what does this say on my hand? Danni: I love penis Me: D: Nat: You dumbass!
Emma: My birthday will be on friday the thirteenth next year, Me: I was just gonna say,my birthdays never been on friday the thirteenth x)
Walking into that locked door
Nearly saying ''your mom'' to my own sister x)
*Poster at school says easter biscuit sale*
Me: Enter biscuit!?
Ashlie: what's the square root of a hundred Zoe? Me: ... a hundred
Walking into that locked door again
Following that cinema attendant into screen six when looking for the toilets
*Maths* Me: Can ten be divided by 2?? Nat: Then I started working it out on a CALCULATOR! THE SHAMEEEE
Chatting up the boy by the ketchup in Macdonalds (BY ACCIDENT) See below
Mr Bedford: It's concrete Me: People drink concrete?
''guich Lieb'' is written in Emma's leaving book by Miss Finnegean (it's german for good luck)
Me: Who's Guich Lieb??
Bedford:Who Invented the television?? I just write down Mr Television
Jake: Zoe, what's rap music? Me: When someone raps (I WAS TIRED OK)
Writng in my first aid exam You could give a heart attack patient 300 asprins x)
Giving that 20 pence with no date which was worth a lot of money AWAY AS BUS FARE!

*Me and Zoe in the canteen*
Me: Well they are coming to sheffield for the first time
It's the year I'm 16, & it'll be during half term..... It's all I'm saying
Zoe -
Me: And if he gets divorced this year....
Zoe:

*In english*
Emma mg If I was a boy I'd be called Fergal
Me: No you wouldn't
Emma: Tasha you'd be called Igor
Tasha: Igor!
Me:....Ivan
Emma: What would Zoe be called??
Tasha:....Doug
Me: Doug! That sounds like a reight thick shit name
Emma: Jason or Doug??
Me: ....
Emma: Okay Doug, Amy you're Jason
Me: I see her more as a Dereck
Tasha: Omg i was thinking that
Me: Omg really!? ...Emma I see you like a John
Emma: ....John?

My James Bond Parody
A man walks into a bar it's subtly lit so you can't see his face;
he goes up to the bar
''I want a dry martini with ice H20''
Barman: ''Who are you!?
Man: Bedford...John Bedford''

*Playing rounders*
I'm running to second where ryan is
Me ''Alright Ginger''
Then next time I'm running to second again
and Ryan gets me out
''Who's ginger now!?''

*Rounders*
Ashlie is out for the fiftieth time at 1st base
Danni : Ashlie, the teams star player!''

*Tennis*
I'm e