Gemma
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weiblich, 27,
17
- aus Newbury
- Ich bin Single
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- Zuletzt aktiv: 9 Wochen her
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- Motto
- Live for the moments you cant put into words!!
- Ich über mich
- The shit you heard about me might be true -but-
then again it might be as fake as the bitch who told you!!!
xX OlD EnOuGh tO KnO BeTtEr ToO YoUnG To cArE xX
TiDy wKnDeR 14 - NOT gonna miss this one!!!
Xx I love DIRTY filthy beats that make you wanna DANCE Xx - Music I luurve
- Anything goes... Really love Electro, Hard house, dance/trance, bounce, Hardcore and Hip hop/R'n'B.
- DJ I luurve
- Tidy Boys (Andy Pickles is sooo fit), Lisa Pin-up, Lee Haslam, Cally an Juice, Kutski, Ferry Corsten, Anne Savage, Paul Glazby, Tiesto, Alex Kidd, Andy Whitby, Lab 4, Nick Sentience, Amber D, KP an Jukesy, and of course I cant forget Tru-d, Creamy an Mickus, Paul Stacey, Baz an Butch3r, all the Rampage lot, DigiWonk an Ben Tringali.
- Sports
- Sports!?!? The last time I played any sport was at School!!
But I do enjoy watchin footbal, I support Man-U an Rangers, I also like a bit of NFL. - Happiest When
- Sleeping, Spending money, Out on the town with mates an Gettin messy! And of course listenin to music (the most important thing, lol
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Stupid things people say
1. People who point at their wrist while
>>asking for the time....I know where my
>>watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours?
>>Do I point at my crotch when I ask where
>>the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their
>>arse to search the entire room for the
>>TV remote because they refuse to walk to
>>the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to
>>have your cake and eat it too".
>>F*cking right!
>>What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the
>>last place you look".
>>Of course it is.
>>Why the f*ck would you keep looking after
>>you've found it?
>>Do people do this?
>>Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film
>>"did you see that?".
>>No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the
>>cinema and stare at the f*cking floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".
>>Didn't really give me a choice there,
>>did you sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'.
>>Which is it?
>>If it's new,then there has never been
>>anything before it.
>>If it's an improvement,then there must have
>>been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short".
>>What the f*ck??
>>Life is the longest damn thing anyone
>>ever f*cking does!!
>>What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus
>>and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?".
>>If the bus came would I be standing here,
>>Kn*bhead?
10. People who say things like
>>'My eyes aren't what they used to be'.
>>So what did they used to be? ears,
>>Wellington boots?
11. When you're eating something and
>>someone asks 'Is that nice?'
>>No it's really revolting - I always eat
>>stuff I hate.
12. People who announce they are going
>>to the toilet.
>>Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't
>>understand you unless you insert the 'Mc'
>>before the item you are ordering.....
>>It's has to be a McChicken Burger,
>>just a Chicken Burger get blank looks.
>>Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your
>>McEyes you f*cking McTosser.
14. When you involved in a accident and
>>someone asks 'are you alright?'
>>Yes fine thanks,
>>I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.0 Kommentare 802 Tage
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Things to do in a department store
01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys
when they aren't looking.
02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
intervals
03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies
toilet.
04. Walk up to an employee and tell him?her in an official tone:
Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens.
05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.
06. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you
are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the
bedding Department.
08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask:
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
09. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick
your nose.
10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti-depressants are located.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme
from Mission Impossible.
12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse
through,say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and
assume the foetal position and scream "NO! ........It's those voices
again!!!"
And last but not least:
14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell
loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here."
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A girl can neva win!!!
If you dress nicely, he says you're a snob
If you dress sexy, he says you're a slut
If you argue with him, he says you're stubborn,
If you're quiet, he says you're stupid
If you call him, he says you're needy and clingy.
If he calls you, he says you should be grateful
If you don't love him, he'll try to win you
If you love him, he'll leave you.
If you don't fuck him, he'll say you don't love him,
If you do, he'll say you're easy.
If you tell him your problems, he'll say you're irritating,
If you don't, he'll say you don't trust him.
If you lecture him, he'll say you're bitchy,
If he lectures you, it's because he 'cares for you'.
If you break a promise, you can't be trusted,
If he breaks it, he had to
If you cheat, u expect it to be over
If he cheats, he expects to be given another chance
Either way.... You just never win
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Questhousebudda New15 Wochen herSat 12th Sep - Bar Budda, Odysssey - Belfast
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1 room - 8 djs
djs
Reece Rodgers
Haywire
Bozy
Aaron Watton
Copy and paste
Phunk
and resident Colin Gent
Funky to Progressive House
5 quid in
8.30 til 1am
Hope to see you there !!
House Music in the Odyssey ?
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Belfast
OUR BIG WEEKEND
We introduce our very special guest
SOULSEEKERZ to join the Questhouse
residents Colin Gent and Emo
Funky to Progressive House
7 quid in
8.30 til 1am
Hope to see you there !!
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70 Wochen her
Laura
ive not been upto much been boring really the 6 weeks holiday is doing my head in lol how are you what u been upto xxx
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102 Wochen her
Laura
oh i need your adress to send you a wedding invatation hunny write it in private message xxxxxxxxxxxx
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Laura102 Wochen her
thats ok mate yeah christmas was good new year was good to celebrated my birthday new year so i was pissed lol oh we are moving soon glad to hear your happy but sad you not coming home yet speak soon xxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Laura103 Wochen her
hi hun how are you did you have a nice christmas and new year take it your not moving bk now hope things are ok write back lots of luv laura xxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Laura Chambers103 Wochen hergemmmmmmmma give me a txt u donut... love u xx
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Laura110 Wochen her
hihun how are you any news on the move yet cant wait to see ya sorry i cant find anybody to help you i have asked loads hope your ok write back xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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112 Wochen her
Laura Chambers
oi u lil monkey u ent goin no where so i suggest u change the profile wen we off out then? u around 2moz nite ? xxxxxxxxx
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Sarah Morrison113 Wochen heryeah a cool thanx!!dont no how fife is dont live in fife anymore!!!lol!xx
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113 Wochen her
Laura
hiya hun hows you thought id write as im going away in an hour so thought id say bye and speak when i get back hope your ok have my love for today speak soon xxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Sarah Morrison113 Wochen her
hey how you getting on?wat you up to these days?xx
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Laura114 Wochen her
i know i cant wait till i see ya its gonna be great im away this weekend im of to stoke to see my friend cant wait a break from the kids lol you will have to let me know when your coming and we will meet up and have a drink speak soon xxxxxxxx
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114 Wochen her
Laura
hi hun yeah i told helen about you moving bk my computer has been broke just got it fixed hope your ok xxxxxxxxx
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Craig Swindell114 Wochen herHEllo!!! How are things goin with you?? I´m having to leave my new adopted white island to come home for a few weeks and gonna do a tour up and down the country so give me a shout!! Love to fudge ( yeah right) and word to the mummy fucker. C xxxxx
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Laura Chambers117 Wochen her
check me out the receptionist... think i should charge u!!!
Hope ur ok babe.... u lil pisshead u! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Laura119 Wochen her
ahh your on at last where you been mate wb x x x
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119 Wochen her
Laura
hi mate how are you what you been upto its boring down here lol are you still coming down would be great to see you and catch up properly anyway write bk here have my love bye xxxxxxxxxx
Yes i'm getting old, but i'll still b PARYTING HARD!!
Gemma 1 AntwortStuck 4 ideas on wot to do tho!
One thing is 4 sure I dont want to b spending it in Venom!!!!