"Tooo Hottttt, Too SEXYYYYY? HOT HOT!!!"

"Excuse me, i love you.. Excuse me, Marry me.."

"Here lies pishy pants, not loved by many.."

takin free matches at a bar lightenin them then throwin them at people shoutin
"DANCE MONKEY BOY DANCE!!"

tht annoyin PR from Que
"Ladies.."
"FUCK OFF"

Vari to a scouser: "SCOUSER CUNT!!"

The word cunt: "ohhh thts a bad word.."

innocently talkin to people nd my lovely friends shoutin:
"DNT TALK TO HER SHE HAS THE CLAP.."
I jus couldnt pea its an actual thing people!!!

Lauren: "do you know wat i hate, like truely hate.. a grazed kneee, i would rather have anythin than a grazed knee its jus two weeks of totally misery.."
later that evenin, lauren falls off a barstool and grazes her kneee.

mad drunken clare from bearsden!!

the SHOEEEEEE!!!
Schmichael: "Wtf did yous bring tht bk?"
Us: "yesum "

vari runnin in to kill the fone..
"AM GONII KILL IT!!!"

Gary and Kennys room: "aye kenny broke the window so we jus put some rocks nd tht beside it nd the guy was like ah someones been throwin stones at your window.."


"NITE BILLY RAY.."

party boyin!

"YOU PHONE A CHINESE WAT YOU WA?"

cuttin up the scousers blow up crocodile - total ledge mate!

greek guy: "do u like babies? want to make babies?.."
"you like to dance on bed?"

drive by arse smackin with a cucumber (it hurt)..

the drunken PR who got arrested - "I was in a cell with 4 albinaians guys, had to sleep with one eye open.."

"SHURUP"
"lad it were you tht let them in"
"oi mouth!!"

the scousers <3 ledges "they actually killed ken"

"SHORT STORY LAUREN!!!"

"Id rather be hugh hephner than a koala keeper.."
"id rather be a koala than a skank.."

"excuse me can i have a GIRO please?"

"coffee guy!!"

"when did 50 cent get here?"

Eddie security guard: "boy in here?"
us: "no, no boy.."
Eddie points to Schmichael: "this not boy?"
us: "ohhh tht boy.."

Yamas Mariquaninez!!!
Ompaaaa!!! AN-A!!! "
hiya i dno why bt i have someones room key nd they have mine.."
"you not allowed to swap keys, dresses however.." wtf jus give me the key eddie

Lauren walkin into the hotel limpin after fallin down Wiakiki stairs Hotel manager "you go get ice, i too have same problem" "wat you fall down the stairs in heels?"

Scousers "mad wae it? proper tongue twister tht is the only scottish thing i know is ak no!" 8-)

Shane-0 is a lonley bear...hes a lonley bearrrrrr!!

Laurens got the clap *clap*

BUSS WANKERSSSS!!
ooh friend football friend
fiesty one you are"

"Guys no really we're being chased with a batton!"

YOU NEED TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!!

"We had to walk from Zante to princes sqaure" "Really?" "Yeah it didnt take that long"

The broken bed and the smashed bottle of Sambuka.
"Louise knows shes not 5 right?"

Sittin outside the scousers door on a stolen towel at 7 in the morning with a not care in the world.

playing chappy...

havin to sneak out your room incase the scousers where waitin outside..

"What we just let random guys in our room and now they could have our room key?"

SPOONING SESSIONS <3

christines fake b.day we actually started to believe it was her b.day!

*BRING BRING* Hello? Sure im the best spooner in the world?

*BRING BRING* Hello? Im goni to sleep and want to hear laurens stories

Phonin people at 4 in the mornin...wat ye wearin?

The pr's and barmen yum fishbowl and vibes!! we heart you <3

On the beach at 7 in the mornin with the scousers..."Guys? Can u hear lauren?" turns around and theres a thing way out at sea..."Guys i needed a pee"
sam: "LAUREN AVE GOT YOUR BAG, LAUREN COME BACK.."

mhairi saying: dance EXTREME!!!

"riverside motherfucker".
"we need some more girls in here too many man too many man too many many man"
"get the fuck, shut the fuck up"
"head shoulders butter toast"
"ohhh shes a sexyy bitch.."
zante tunes!

jade: jade didnt say that!
vari: did jade just talk about herself in the third person?

*John sits down next to Louise*
Louise: "FUCK OFF!!"
Milton: "Now thats enough.."
Ohh Louise Thats Youu telt

Louise attemptin to get into the taxi .. bangs into the door..

Vari: "ma hairs like a limp biskit!"

shake ya double d's!! shake ya money maker !

vari: member that time a tried to drink the lambrini but the lid was on
jade: thers no lid on it :S

"ITS UNDER MA FUKIN NAMEEE!!"
"CUNTS!!!"

drunken battery hunting in the corridor , morning after.
runin about the hotel with every key but the one you want

louise: a actual kidded on a was sleepin cos a was so scared of lauren :$

"FUCK TURNBULL .. I HATE YEZ AW .. DNT FUKIN CARE IF I NEVER SEE YEZ AGAIN.."
"THT WAS HARSH VARII.."
"AM SORRY"

"LOUISE DOESNT FUKIN KNOW IF ITS NEW YEAR OR NEW YORK!!"

how the fuk did louises id end up in the toilet !?!

black n white at the bar: "just the usual "

woman - "Heres sum coupons for free drinks.. but not for tonite "

Lauren: "Youve got great boobs"
*Christine grabs laurens hands to feel her bra*
Lauren "o0o0oh " meanwhile gettin strange looks from christine oneil
*awkward turtle*

mrs dean dancin like shes on smack

connors irish dancin shoes.
"Tell me mahh wen i goo home.."

mykos famous purple tie .

Mhairi - "Omg Darn Youu Match the Couch.."
Darn - "Sorry.."
Evrybody - "Did he just apologize..."

"dont fukin care anymore.. cunts!!"

vari: aww u look like you shud be on the red carpet, n a look like the red carpet.

vari: got everyfing u need?
christine: fukkk offffffffff!!!
vari: fineee!! *sits on a chair on her lonesome*
christine: am sorry

Lauren and her crazy attacks:
*picks up rachels bag and flings agaisnt wall losin crystal earings*
Rachel: Thats ma bag!!!!
Lauren: No its not its a boys :s
Rachel: DNT TELL ME ITS NOT MA FUKIN BAG WEN IT FUKIN IS
Lauren *goes to toilet throws stuff around*
"Guys Theres an Aimi Ritchie in the toilet"

Crazy attacks, arguments, shoutin, throwin bangles nd keys, bein sick..
Connor: "I think we should make this a weekly thing..."
Girls: "FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!"

exorcism of lauren mclaughlin . psycho bitch.

Jade : i was sick of her so i threw her down and told her to fuck off ! - louise chokes on sick
*Louise tells Jade to Fuck Off Jade Responds..*
"if ye cant handle yer drink then dont drink.. haha youve jus been sick"

*Louise fonin the boys*
"Fuckin gettin back heere now.. AND STOP FUKIN HANGIN UP!!!"
"im tryiny to help you ..Jd uve not paid for a room, uve contributed fuk all, ud do well to go in a corner n shut the fuk up!!"

*Talkin about Jade*
"Fukin Mortisha Over There.."
Jade: "Omg Yeahh Guys Thats who i was for Halloween Not Wednesday."
Louise: "We Dont Care..."
runin up n down the stairs with ma bottle of lambrini, dropped it n it fizzed up: shat maself case lauren wud shout at me.

mr lauren mclaughlin .

*crying* i never even got a foto with laura davidson
next mornin: i did get a photo with laura davidson, see 8-)?

YANK - rachel tries to break free and breaks the door

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