Sarah Thomson

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Addicted to the thrill of the chase
Me, Myself, and I
I'm a student midwife at Caledonian, loving it! I'm into second year now, with a ton of placements to look forward to. I think I'm finding my feet, finally! Its tough as hell, but the most rewarding thing I've ever done.

I did graduate from Strathclyde with a 2:1 in the business school in '07, but life is for living, & I would much rather be happy & help people than be rich or powerful...which explains the change in direction! I'm going to spend my life doing something amazing every time I go to work...beats an office any day!

I have a wonderful 6yr old called Ry, who's the centre of my world. He's a big Primary 2 now, wowing me with how well he's doing with the work, & putting shy little me to shame by being the most popular kid in his class!

I also have a stunner of a boyfriend, David. He's my best friend & I love him to bits.

Trollied Dollies say "pimp my wheel chair, you fucking love it!"
The Other Half Of Me
David Urquhart

David Urquhart

He gives me that funny feeling in my tummy

Happiest When...
Talking complete bollocks & laughing a lot with pals, doing cute mummy things with Ry, losing weight, dancing like no one's watching, driving my car or curling up on the sofa with David
Pissed Off By...
Fat people in tight clothes, queue jumpers, arrogant wankers, trendies
2009 Goodness
* Cadbury's Chocolate Factory! [check]
* Becoming my favourite number - 25
* My baby turning seven!
* UK road trip with D
* D hitting the big 3-0
* Summer holidays
* Third year
* Christmas

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Your Future You are going to marry David and drive a Blue Rav4 The two of you will live in a Mansion in Helensburgh with your 4 kids. You will have a job as a Community midwife Your Future

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  • Cheers Nathalie...& Claire - Fight Amongst Yourselves Girls!


    You know Your A Midwife When..

    You can talk about vaginas, placentas, perineal tears over dinner without vomiting.

    You can survive a 12 hour shift on just tea and Thornton’s chocolates.

    Your bladder has a 5 litre capacity.

    You can do everything with one hand on a night shift as you have a screaming baby in the other.

    You can go from midwife to scrub nurse to paediatrician/ANNP to obstetrician within seconds.

    You believe that when someone dares to say “Oh isn’t it quiet today”, something unspeakably terrible will happen.

    You can smile politely and not burst out laughing when someone tells you they’re going to name their child “Banana Trevor Chardonnay Smith”.

    You have been covered in at least 3 bodily fluids.

    You know that “post partum” does not mean your fence is coming apart.

    You think the only way to measure centimetres is to spread your fingers apart.

    You think that Crocs are the best shoes in the world (but the damn hospital you work in has banned them).

    You get really hacked off when you break your back for 2 hours trying to help someone breastfeed and they then say “ Oh you know what this is too hard…I’ll just have a bottle please”.

    You know that ultrasound is not a fancy stereo.

    Your idea of a color-coordinated birthing outfit is matching the bloodstains on your sweatshirt with the bloodstains on your sweatpants.

    You think the only use for forceps is as salad tongs.

    You get more calls from ladies with broken water than the local plumber.

    You realize that "breeches" are not a Southern man's trousers

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  • Stolen from Nathalie - 2008 so far!

    1. Have you had your birthday yet?
    Yep...creeping ever closer to my quarter life crisis

    2. Are you with the same person as you were at the beginning of 2008?
    Sure am, & plan to stay that way!

    3. Are you still in the same job?
    Yeah...the world's most bimbo-like student midwife

    4. Is your favorite color the same color?
    I don't really have one...so I guess that's kind of a yes

    5. Have you got the same style/colour hair?
    Its longer...& my roots are worse *shame*

    6. Have you bought a new car this year?
    Miss V died, so now I have Nico

    7. Anything exciting happen this year?
    Paris, Hungary, Tenerife, Live @ Loch Lomond, 2nd year, delivering my first babies, my little boy being class maths genius, being with D...lots & lots of good stuff!

    8. Have you been involved with the police this year?
    Um...nope

    9. Favorite all time drinking place for 2008?
    Budda!

    10. Is your best friend still your best friend?
    Yeah, she'll do ;)

    11. Got any tattoos or piercings this year?
    One less piercing, actually.

    12. Had a haircut?
    Yeah, nothing drastic though

    13. Been in a hospital this year?
    Duh...I work in one.

    14. Lost someone you cared about this year?
    Thankfully, no

    15. Been on a vacation this year?
    Loads!

    16. Been in love this year?
    Very much so

    17. Fallen out of love this year?
    Nope, & I don't see it happening

    18. Been kicked out of a pub this year?
    LOL, nope!

    19. Completed any studies this year?
    1st year down

    20. Read any books?
    This is me we're talking about...of course I have!

    21. Worst thing to happen this year?
    Um...just stressing about my midwife abilities

    22. Best thing to happen this year?
    I can't pick just one. Maybe passing my driving test?

    23. how many times have you been drunk this year?
    Oh yeah, like I keep a chart. At least once a week.

    24. Has this year been a good one so far?
    Yeah, I'd say so!

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  • I Have Man Flu

    Oh my god, I hate being ill. I suck at it too...I'm such a bloke! And why does time not just stop when I'm ill? Even though I've bunked uni, I've still got so much to do...& all I want to do is to lie on the sofa in my jammies!

    Hope I'm better tomorrow...wanna go out with the midwifers.

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1.Full name
Sarah Anne Thomson - Sarah from a Bob Dylan song & my mum's mum, Anne from my dad's mum

2.Nick name
Mummy, Sam & Saz

3.Birthday
25th May...I'll be 25 on the 25th *gulp*

4.Birth place
Swindon, but we don't talk about that

5.Zodiac sign
Gemini. And I like to slurp it, bite it, slurp it, bite it. My Cream Egg that is, get your mind out the gutter!

6.Male or female
Female, though I'm nearly certain it would be easier to be a bloke

7.Year
Um...2009? Or are we talking of birth - 1984. Or year at uni - 2nd. Or favourite year...not sure.

8.School
Left that horrible place a looooong time ago

9.Occupation
Right now its in the balance...currently a student midwife, but we'll see what happens after this set of exams

10.Home town
The Burgh, & will be until I'm old & wrinkly!

11.MSN name
Don't have one. Do I look like I have time for any of that?!

12.Hair color
Light brown with blonde highlights. Usually a lot of rootage going on up there.

13.Hair length
Long. Always a bloody mess.

14.Eye color
Blue, the only eye colour worth being...but not in a Nazi way

15.Height
5'6ish.

16.Braces?
Never. I have horrible teeth though - I should get them all knocked out & get those screw-in falsies instead

17.Glasses?
Did as a kid because I mucked around during the eye test (very schexii NHS specs), but it turns out I actually have near-perfect vision.

18.Piercings
Just a couple in each lobe now, though you can still see the scars on my face, tongue & ear of the other four I used to have.

19.Tattoos
None. I'm too indecisive.

20.Lefty or righty?
I am always right, even in my pen-holding.

21.First best friend
Amelie, she lived on a boat & was very, very cool.

22.First award
First? I don't think I have any...

23.First sport
Swimming, I'm like a fish.

24.First pet
Never had one, unless you count the stray cat who used to hang out in my garden, or the snails & newts my brother & I used to keep in buckets...until they died

25.First holiday
God knows, my family is big on holidays. Probably somewhere in France when I was too small to appreciate it.

26.First concert
No laughing, ok? It was Boyzone, at the London Docklands. Oi, I said no laughing!

27.First love
Michael J Fox in the Back to the Future films.

28.Fave movie
I hate this sort of question... Clueless, Amelie, The Edukators, The Puffy Chair, Girl Interrupted, Almost Famous...I have a ton!

29.Fave TV show
The only thing I watch regularly is Hollyoaks, love that shit! But the Sarah Connor Chronicles, CSI, & a bunch of comedy things like Horne & Corden & 2 Pints are up there as well.

30.Fave Color
I'm not fussy, unless its citrus colours...those are rank.

31.Fave Rapper
Hahahahahahaha

32.Fave band
Hmm...Maximo Park, Editors, Arctic Monkeys & the Dykeenies are some ones off the top of my head.

33.Fave song
Couldn't possibly pick one.

34.Best friend/s
D, Lorna, & Jo - without a doubt.

35.Fave sweet
Anything by Cadbury!

36.Fave sport
I just like working out at the gym, quite like aerobics too. And I don't mind watching footie.

37.Fave restaurant
Budda! Or if we're talking proper ones, then Stavaigin, Strata & Ichi Ban all spring to mind.

38.Fave Brand
Of what? This is a ghey question.

39.Fave Store
Love Urban Outfitters, but if we're talking in my price range its more like New Look!

40.Fave School subject
English & Business Management were my thangs.

41.Fave Animal
Really, really not an animal person.

42.Fave book
Another hard one! I love Zoe Strachan & JT Leroy's books, love classics like The Catcher in the Rye & The Great Gatsby, think Roald Dahl's books are genius, & recently loved One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest & The Memory Keeper's Daughter.

43.Fave magazine
Bust or Bitch, & sometimes Little White Lies. Oh, & Zest.

44.Currently.. Feeling
Stressed, & guilty that I'm pissing about with this instead of cramming.

45.Single/Taken
Definitely taken, & want to stay this way for good

46.Do you have a crush?
On my man.

47.Eating
Is something everyone should do. I do too much of it quite often.

48.Drinking
Is necessary to relieve stress. Make mine a French Martini.

49.Typing
Yes I am.

50.Online
Yep...that's where Bebo lives.

51.Listening
Right now its to a strange mix of Ry on the Playstation & The Rakes' The World Was A Mess But His Hair Was Perfect.

52.Watching
Nada, though I was YouTubing Dr Who stuff yesterday for the wee man.

53.Wearing
LOLZ - old gym leggings, my white fluffy slipperboots, a grey hoodie, blue vest top & my ridiculously furry, pink dressing gown. What? I have to be comfy to study!

54.Future...Want kids?
I'd like one, maybe two, more. I'd love to have a daughter.

55.Want to get married?
Yep - white dress & a big cake!

56.Job?
Not right now. Who knows what I'll end up doing? Its stupid to think I'll actually be a midwife after this training, as there isn't one single job. I'd like to work for a charity.

57.Live?
Hopefully it wont be long until D & I own our own flat!

58.Car?
An 05 VW Golf. Its delicious.

59.In a boy/girl.. hair color
Dark

60.Hair length
Short

61.Eye color
Blue, I told you it was the only respectable colour.

62.Height
Taller than me.

63.Cute or sexy
D displays that its possible to be both :)

64.Lips or eyes
I'm a sucker for both, but eyes probably win.

65.Hugs or kisses
Hugs. I like to feel safe.

66.Short or tall
Is that not the same as height...?

67.Easygoing or serious
Both have their place

68.Romantic or spontaneous
I think spontaneous is romantic. And I crave romance.

69.Fat, slim or normal?
Never fat. I like my man toned.

70.Sensitive or loud
Sensitive - loud just gets embarrassing.

71.Hook up or relationship
I think I'm a bit too old for one-nighters now, I prefer to be settled & planning the future.

72.Sweet or caring?
Caring. Sweet can get a bit cloying.

73.Trouble maker or hesitant
Hesitant, but with great stories of a troublemaking past!

74.Is there someone you want but can't have?
I've got him. Job done.

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Education Info

College:
Caledonian, 2010
Midwifery
College:
Strathclyde, 2007
Ba (Hons) - 2:1,Marketing & Hospitality
School:
Hermitage Academy (3rd-5th year), 2002
School:
Oxted (year 7-9), 2002

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  • Clare Sinclair
    Clare Sinclair

    Hey hun
    Hope you, ryan and your family are well. Alex is 18 months now, my gorgeous wee man!! We need to meet up again soon
    x x x

    9 weeks ago
  • Janna McLellan
    Janna McLellan

    we need to find each other on facebook then lol xxxxxx

    10 weeks ago
  • Carey H
    Carey H

    hiya sarah :)

    long time no talk pal, hows things?
    what u been up to?
    i hope ur well,
    would love to meet up again, go for lunch, chat and catch up :) if ur up for it

    carey x

    11 weeks ago
  • Fairy Hedgehog
    luv Fairy Hedgehog

    Hey doll ready for monday? i sure as hell aint! not even half way through my essay :P
    ....crap thats what im supposed to be doing!

    15 weeks ago
  • Shauna
    luv Shauna

    Thank you Sarah!!! I shall try and run that little bit faster now :) lol. All for a good cause!!!! xx

    24 weeks ago
  • David Urquhart
    luv David Urquhart

    Hey babe, quiz tonight, though I don't think i'll be staying long. Love you x

    24 weeks ago via Mobile
  • David Urquhart
    luv David Urquhart

    Love you babe. Good luck with the presentation, not that you need it. You'll be fine xxx

    27 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Sarah Gilmore
    luv Sarah Gilmore

    You neeeeeeeeeeeeeeed to get on facebook! :p

    28 weeks ago
  • David Urquhart
    luv David Urquhart

    Hey babe, hope you enjoy your wee jaunt to Glasgow today xxx

    29 weeks ago via Mobile
  • David Urquhart
    luv David Urquhart

    day 1 nearly over! Lol! Gonna run tonight! Bring on the 10k, lol

    30 weeks ago via Mobile
  • David Urquhart
    luv David Urquhart

    good luck with the essay babe, not that you need it xxxx

    30 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Nathalie McLaughlin
    luv Nathalie McLaughlin

    Its Ok Sarah :)

    Tomorrow Spells Out Fail For Me :)

    x x x

    31 weeks ago
  • Carey H
    luv Carey H

    hey sarah :) thts no bother pal, i know ur busy, i was doin it myself once :) i'm just not good with pressure myself. Whats up hun? Whats makin u think tht u maybe dont wana do it anymore?
    i'm good thanks, i'm at college doing fitness, health and exercise and i'm starting the diploma in august, its a two year course.
    hows things at uni goin? hows the class?
    i hope ur ok sarah, i'm always here if u need to talk, hope u know tht x
    x

    33 weeks ago
  • Carey H
    Carey H

    hey girl :) x

    how r u?
    haven't seen u in a while, whats new?
    hows midwifery goin? hope ur enjoyin :)
    i hope to see you soon pal
    love carey xx

    36 weeks ago
  • Fiona
    luv Fiona

    hey chic hows u? how u gettin on in mother and baby? im there next lol, duno wat to expect, part fae all jos stories hehe. hows the uni work comin?
    love ure profile pic
    xxxxxx

    37 weeks ago
  • Jo Kirk
    luv Jo Kirk

    hey honey! all the best for tomorrow! the ward is a bit busier you will be glad to hear! there is a couple of psychotic patients to keep you busy! lol !

    jo xx

    38 weeks ago