Greese Monkey

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  • Man, 17, Hartjes 372
  • uit A Long Time Ago, In a galaxy Far Far Away
  • I am Single
  • Profielbezoeken: zo terug
  • Lid sinds: February 2007
  • Voor 't laatst gezien: 1 week geleden
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My courage is my creed, Respect costs nothing
Me, Myself, and I
Hi

Name's Simon

Nick name's Hoff, Haircut 100 and Popeye

So ye im a scwaddie
Since joining the army iv been thru sum real shite, iv been pushed mentaly and physicaly like never b4, but i have had some truly mental times aswell, i have new mates that are as close as brothers (but thet still dont replace ma old mates bk home), i hav got a well paid job, im faster stronger and smarter then ever before.

OH and for all u fuking civvie cunts hu hate the army FUK! YOU! its my choise, and a good choise it is im doing something with my life instead of monging it drinking cider out of a bottle and blowing money on smak like some of u choose to

Royal Electrical and Mechanical Engineers Vechicle Manchanic Class B




miss all ma mates so much, u know hu you r guys :D


.

~born-welsh~
~stay-welsh~
~live-welsh~
~die-welsh~
~fight for wales~
~die for wales~
~live for wales
Mijn wederhelft
Kelly.

Kelly.

raving sex hungery animal :P

I Love
My bike

My Dogs

and

Pembrokeshire
I Hate
Lieing

and

Being lied to
I want to
Go sky diving

Go snowboarding in the alps (again)

and

Get a Suzuki DRZ 400
Im Scared Of
My Mum, And Your Mum, And Mums In General and the occational Dad, But most of all Heart Break
You Will Like Me When Im
Drunk, Messin Bout Wiv M8s And Not Hearing People Sayin Bling Blang My Nigga/Shizel My Nizel Fizel OR not being salgd off behind mi bk Or The Babyfadda ok Im Dunn
I have a dream
One dayy i wish 2 rid the world of peopl hu make other peopl feel like there's sumfin rong with dem wen der is clearly not. These peopl are vile and perthetic and only do this because they seek attention and a reaction from a crowd. They are nuffing but bullies and i h8 them there is no need to be the way they are.

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    Capricorn

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    Your dating style: Practical. A "get to know each other" coffee date is just fine by you.

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    Tips for the future: Open up. A little emotional expression is a good thing in relationships. Leap before you look. You don't have to run a cost benefit sheet on everyone you date. Enjoy the now. No need to worry  about marriage on the first few dates.

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    Best day for a date: Saturday

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    Name :   Simon Beckerleg
    Nick Name :   Hoff
    Birthdate :   24/12/1991
    Birthplace:   Haverfordwest
    Current Location:   Milford Haven
    Eye Color:   Changes (im special)
    Hair Color:   dark brown
    Height:   5ft 10
    Weight:   10 stone
    Piercings:   tounge, ear and nipple
    Tatoos:   yep dragon onp of right arm
    Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   nope
    Vehicle:   Motor Bike :D
    Overused Phrase:   Fair Enuf
    FAVORITES
    Food:   Mexican
    Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   Pub
    Candy:   dairy milk
    Number:   Eight Or Three
    Color:   Green
    Animal:   (Fictional) Dragon, (Real) Dog
    Drink:   Carlsburg Export
    Body Part on Opposite sex:   Eyes i think
    Perfume:   Lynx Africa
    TV Show:   Stargate Atlantis
    Music Album:   Piece of Mind
    Movie:   The Mask of Zoro
    Actor/Actress:   Nicolas Cadge
    This or That
    Pepsi or Coke:   Pepsi
    McDonalds or BurgerKing:   Nether but if i must BurgerKing
    Chocolate or Vanilla   Chocolate
    Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   Hot Chocolate
    Kiss or Hug:   both?
    Dog or Cat:   Dog
    Rap or Punk:   Punk
    Summer or Winter:   Winter
    Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   Funny
    Love or Money:   Love
    YOUR...
    Bedtime:   Wen i fall asleep
    Most Missed Memory:   Scooby ma old dog
    Best phyiscal feature:   Torso
    First Thought Waking Up:   5 more min lol
    Ambition:   to out drink ma dad
    Best Friends:   Amy ,Milky, Riff Raff, Stringy + loads of others
    Weakness:   Women
    Fears:   getting hurt by a girl
    Longest relationship:   10 months
    HAVE YOU...
    Cheated Your Partner:   yes (regreat) :(
    Ever been beaten up:   yes many times
    Ever beaten someone up:   no
    Ever Shoplifted:   yes
    Ever Skinny Dipped:   yes
    Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   yes
    Been Dumped Lately:   yes
    IN A GUY/GAL
    Favorite Eye Color:   any
    Favorite Hair Color:   any
    Short or Long:   long
    Height:   shorter then me
    Style:   any
    Looks or Personality:   bit of both
    Hot or Cute   hot
    Muscular or Really Skinny:   skinney
    RANDOMS
    What country do you want to Visit:   amsterdamm
    How do you want to Die:   crashing on a lush bike
    Been to the Mall Lately:   no
    Get along with your Parents:   most the time
    Health Freak:   no
    Do you think your Attractive:   no
    Believe in Yourself:   no
    Want to go to College:   been there done that
    Do you Smoke:   yes
    Do you Drink:   yes
    Shower Daily:   yes
    Been in Love:   yes
    Do you Sing:   all the time lol
    Want to get Married:   dont no
    Do you want Children:   dont no
    Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   lost it, 16 im a good boy
    Hate anyone:   dont think so
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    • Brimmbo Loves Gaynor
      Brimmbo Loves Gaynor

      oryte cuzz

      you oryte mate aint spoke to u in a while like

      wubu2?

      hows the army going?

      w/b soon

      5 weken geleden
    • Rhian X
      luv Rhian X

      Oh 4 gt u dnt plan ahead lol.culdnt b bovered so jst went to bed. Goin 4 a shower nw at half 6 in da mornin . . . . . Bt i guess ur stil sleepin. Lol x x x x x

      5 weken geleden via Mobiel
    • Rhian X
      luv Rhian X

      Orite there babes. You deffos out friday? Wb x x x x x

      5 weken geleden via Mobiel
    • Kelly.
      luv Kelly.

      I missed EastEnders because of that phone call ¬_____¬

      xxx

      6 weken geleden
    • Kelly.
      luv Kelly.

      Ring me =)

      6 weken geleden via Mobiel
    • Kelly.
      luv Kelly.

      Not to good darl. Wt bout you? Yeah i seen you too lol :) give me a ring if your out this weekend yeh? :) xxx

      6 weken geleden via Mobiel
    • Short Ass'
      Short Ass'

      suits me i thinks :L
      haha arww diddums

      8 weken geleden
    • Short Ass'
      Short Ass'

      boo. :D . You okay. Hows ur lil finger ? Haha wb x

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    • Arielle.
      luv Arielle.

      3 loves
      because i love you :)
      xxx

      13 weken geleden
    • Arielle.
      luv Arielle.

      2 love

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    • Arielle.
      luv Arielle.

      1 love

      13 weken geleden
    • Arielle.
      luv Arielle.

      i love you
      xxx

      13 weken geleden
    • Arielle.
      luv Arielle.

      you forgot the one for luck baby.
      loveyou
      xxx

      14 weken geleden
    • Arielle.
      luv Arielle.

      i will :)

      and yeah i guessed that might have been the case.
      but its ok. i understand..
      2days

      loveyou
      xxxxxxxxxx

      15 weken geleden
    • Kelly.
      luv Kelly.

      Heard you're coming out soon m'love.
      Make sure i actually see you this time :)
      xxxx

      15 weken geleden
    • Arielle.
      luv Arielle.

      well if you got you silly passport sorted out you could see me sooner but well, you didnt :/

      but 6 days now. im going to give you a text the moment im in the uk.

      lovee you baby xxxxxxx

      15 weken geleden
    • Arielle.
      luv Arielle.

      because my cousin loves me :)

      one week baby
      i love you.
      keep on missing me :p
      xxxx

      15 weken geleden
    • Neesh
      Neesh

      hey ill give oyu my number sometime lol ill text you if you want?..

      luy.xxx

      16 weken geleden
    • Arielle.
      luv Arielle.

      16th of August baby

      loveyou xxxxx

      16 weken geleden
    • Arielle.
      luv Arielle.

      change your status maybe..??

      i miss you
      lovessss
      xxxxxxxxx

      16 weken geleden