Christopher Carton

Christopher Carton
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Über mich

Ich über mich
This will bring you to my book's site -
http://www.bebo.com/anubialightanddark




"It's ok Shake, 'cos whatever you decide that you are, I still gonna love ya...just not in a gay way. 'Cos God makes all people different sizes and shapes and problems, but...he only makes the people he hates gay."
-Meatwad

"My hobbies ; Ping-pong, sunbathe, disco dance. And on weekends I travel to capital city and watch ladies while they make toilet."
-Borat


"In a post-apocalyptic world, one man emerges from the microwave dimension, to feed on the flesh of those who remain... Rated R."
- Meatwad.
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Music
GURT, Crystal Snowstorm, The Saw Doctors, Symphony X, Iron Maiden, Freedom Call, Helloween, AC/DC, Metallica, Alestorm, Rammstein, Dark Crystal, Rhapsody of Fire, Stratovarius, Revolution Renaissance, Blink-182, Slipknot, Devin Townsend, Lit, Social Distortion, Tenacious D, Stephen Lynch, The Offspring, Dragonforce, Gamma Ray, Dethklok, Lordi etc.
Films
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Warrior King, Ong-Bak, Wayne's World 1 & 2, Clifford, Spaceballs, The Evil Dead Trilogy, The Hills Have Eyes, Final Fantasy VII : Advent Children, The Dark Crystal, Jackass 1 & 2, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Sin City, X-Men Trilogy, Spider-Man Trilogy, The Pink Panther, Scary Movie 1-4, Date Movie, Life of Brian, Zoolander, Starsky and Hutch, The Spongebob Squarepants Movie, South Park : Bigger, Longer and Uncut, My Neighbor Totoro, Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters, Resident Evil Trilogy, Silent Hill, See No Evil, Final Fantasy : The Spirits Within, Eragon, Hellboy, King Kong, Pirates of the Caribbean Trilogy, Hulk, Batman Begins, The Prestige, The Transporter 1 & 2, Underworld and Underworld Evolution, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Little Nicky, Dodgeball, Anchorman, Talladega Nights, Meet the Parents, Meet the Fockers, Reservoir Dogs, Team America.
More Films (Ran Out Of Space)
Harry Potter Movies, Borat : Cultural Learnings of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Khazakstan, Braindead, Braveheart, The Patriot, The Last Samurai, The Passion of the Christ, Kingdom of Heaven, Troy, Star Wars Episodes 1-6, Ghost Rider, Apocalypto, Constantine, Lady Death, Clash of the Titans, Jason and the Argonauts, And Now For Something Completely Different, The Meaning of Life, House of the Dead, House of the Dead 2 : Dead Aim, Alone in the Dark, The Simpsons Movie, All 6 Rocky Movies, 4 Die Hard Movies, Transformers : The Movie(1986 & 2007), All Jurassic Park Movies, Meet The Spartans.
TV
Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama, Drawn Together, Spongebob Squarepants, American Dad, Father of the Pride, 24, Heroes, Lost, Desperate Housewives, Boston Legal, Rome, Terminator : The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Prison Break, The 4400, CSI : Vegas, Miami and New York, Blackadder, Father Ted, Squidbillies, Metalocalypse, Assy McGee, Afro Samurai, Robot Chicken, South Park, Space Ghost, Tom Goes to the Mayor, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!
Books
The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Forgotten Realms, Vampirates, The Inheritance Cycle, A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Dark Tower, The Chronicles of Narnia, His Dark Materials.

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      http://www.bebo.com/anubialightanddark

      This should bring you to my book's site! :D

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    • Authors Section

      Just added my book to the authors section on Bebo. It has an extract from the book on it so take a look and leave a comment! :D

      1 Kommentar 896 Tage

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    • Mikki Keane
      Mikki Keane

      thanks for breaking my comment cherry lol. i made this profile years ago with shannons help. but i figured now i kinda had a reason to go on it, so we can keep in touch! lol. cuz i notice you are never on myspace lol. hit me back sometime!

      6 Wochen her
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      Padraic Noone

      job interview in gamestop wednesday man. depression has lifted slightly could do with money. my days on the dole ran out so i have no money comin in.

      8 Wochen her
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      8 Wochen her
    • Padraic Noone
      Padraic Noone

      no that was a joke man was fuckin savage. howa new york goin

      9 Wochen her
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    • Karl
      Karl

      chraist!!! everywhere i look on your page says i gots the aids! thats terriballs! also. WHATS the band deal has? havent heard from anyone since ye returned from wedded bliss

      18 Wochen her
    • Kate
      Kate

      Dont think i met her!! congrats to him!! yeah had the baby on saturday so happy out!! :) tell the family i said hi!! :)

      20 Wochen her
    • Kate
      Kate

      Dave got marrried?!? to who? thats mad!! tell him i said congratulations!!! :) im not up to much these days, havin a baby!! due tomoro actually!! thats about all my news!! :) how are the family?!

      20 Wochen her
    • Kate
      Kate

      Hey Christopher!! Long time no talk!! Hows things with you? Any news?

      21 Wochen her
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      John Malmsteen

      hey nub.

      whats going on?

      heard niall had swineflu. comedy.

      ill be back soon, see ye all then :)

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      Master Of Evil

      Hey humon!! U up for drinking the shit out of it tomorow!!?!?! Got ma results so im going to get pretty hammered!! nOt gonna be a pretty sight though!!

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      in hell? :L :L In reply to: "Off to New York tomorrow for my brother's wedding. See ya in hell!" by Christopher Carton

      25 Wochen her
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      Stephanie Geraghty

      HEY I JUST GOT A FREE SAMPLE PACK OF DIFFERENT MAC MAKEUPS! GET ONE FOR YOURSELF OR HER AT MacMakeUK.com BEFORE THEY RUN OUT! lutero

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      party the dick out of it on saturday for old mans eanans.

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    • Karl
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      CAN YOU DO THE JAMMING TONIGHT OR TOMORROW?!

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