This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offence' and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: "My fine is £..."
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.


Smoked pot -- £10

Did acid -- £5

Ever had sex at church -- £25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40

Had sex for money -- £100

Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20

Vandalized something -- £20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10

Beat up someone -- £20

Been jumped -- £10

Cross dressed -- £10

Given money to stripper -- £25

Been in love with a stripper -- £20

Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15

Ever drive and drank -- £20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50

Used toys while having sex -- £30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20

Went skinny dipping -- £5

Had sex in a pool -- £20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20

Cheated on your significant other -- £10

Masturbated -- £10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20

Done oral -- £5

Got oral -- £5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- £25

Stole something -- £10

Had sex with someone in jail -- £25

Made a nasty home video -- £15

Had a threesome -- £50

Had sex in the wild -- £20

Been in the same room while someone was having s ex --£25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- £20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- £25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25

Went streaking -- £5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15

Been arrested -- £5

Spent time in jail -- £15

Peed in the pool -- £0.50

Played spin the bottle -- £5

Done something you regret -- £20

Had sex with your best friend -- £20

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25

Had an*l sex -- £80

Lied to your mate -- £5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25

Tally it up and title it: "..."

Be honest now.... And send me your fine

Do you think you're wasting your time on the person you like?
....No

How do you feel about the person who text you last?
　　　...　Shes crazy

Do you regret something you did yesterday?
　　　...　Not atall

What's the last thing you ate?
　　　...　Chicken balls and fried rice with curry sauce from chinese ...mmmm

Did anyone see you eat this?
　　　...　Jody...she had it too

What kind of bottoms are you wearing?
　　　...　Jeans...that r too tight lol

How many windows are open on your computer?
　　　... 1

Is something bothering you right now?
　　　... nope

Are you sarcastic?
　　　... sometimes

Are you shy?
　　　...　Yep

Are you talkative?
　　　...　I can be

What are you doing tomorrow?
　　　...　Working ..9-5

In the past week have you gotten sick?
　　　...　Nope

In the past week have you felt stupid?
　　　... Nope

In the past week have you watched cartoons?
　　　...　nope not a fan of cartoons

What day has been your favorite so far?
　　　... last night in Kitties

In the past week have you felt sad?
　　　...　dont think so

Has someone disappointed you recently?
　　　...　no

Do you have plans for this weekend?
　　　...　dundee

Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
　　　... i do

Last thing you said aloud?
　　　... ice cream...ice pole

Are you hungry?
　　　...　stuffed

Do you have unlimited texting?
　　　...　yep

Does anyone call you babe?
　　　...　no i hate tht!

Did you kiss or hug anyone today and who~?
　　　... no

Do you say sexy a lot?
　　　...　not tht i notice lol

Where do you keep your money?
　　　... ma purse in ma bag lol

Has anyone ever given you roses?

　　　... yeh on v day

Has anyone ever told you they love you?
　　　... no comment

How old is the first person on your top friends?
　　　...　17

Where was your bebo default picture taken at?
　　　...　my 21st party

Who woke you up this morning?
　　　...　my brain all by itself! lol

What is your current mood?
　　　...　im goooood

What color shirt are you wearing?
　　　... black

Are you crazy?
　　　...a little

What are you listening to?
　　　... nothing

Are you happy right now?
　　　...　indeedles

What were you doing at 11:00 last night?
　　　... dancin in kitties

**Read this one first, then write the names of YOUR top 16 and answer the questions on them and repost it.**

Sound simple enough???

1. Mel
2. Gill
3. Sarah
4. Siobhan
5. Emma
6. Dre
7. Kayleigh
8. Barry
9. Ewan
10. Astrid
11. Paul
12. James cuming
13. Lorraine
14. James cunningham
15. McJames
16. Kara

Q: Have you ever kissed 7?:
A. Nope

Q. Whats your least favourite thing about number 13?
A. She doesnt send me enuf love! lol

Q: What's the best memory you have of 9?
A. when we went 2 the pics, n we went to mcds drive thru afterwards, n we stopped sumwhere in his car to eat it, n we creased ourselfes wi laughter over a tree tht looked on fire...and then about a million other things, like how i think fizzy fanta smells amazin lol

Q: When's the next time you're gonna see 2?
A: Sat or sun i thinks lol

Q: Is number 8 pretty?
A: Pretty as can be

Q: What was your first impression of number 10?
A. OMG!! shes so loud!!! lol

Q. What do you like most about number 14?
A. " is tht us?"

Q: How did you meet 3?:
A: We wer at primary school 2gether

Q: Do you think 11 would kill someone?
A: haha doubt it lol

Q. How long have you known number 15?
A. not long, a good few months i think....since he started bein McJames lol

Q: Have you seen 5 naked?
A. nope lol

Q: Do you think 12 has a crush on you?
A: oh yeah!!! haha jks. no dnt think so

Q: What is the last thing you did with 6?
A: danced about the livin room 2 pink lol

Q. If you could give anything to number 1 what would it be?
A. A whole day of beauty trtments and anythin else she may want...shes my number 1!!!!

Q. Would number 2 and number 16 make a good couple?
A. haha if they wer gay maybe

Q. If number 14 was a crayon, what colour would s/he be?
A. purple!....every1 wud b purple if i had my way!!

Q: Have you ever been to 3's house?
A: i have indeed

Q: Have you ever slept in the same bed as 16?:
A: nope

Q: When's the next time you'll see 5?:
A: no idea, when she foans me nxt i assume lol

Q: Are you real close to 11?:
A: not particularly no.

Q: Have you ever kissed 1?
A: on the cheek x

Q: Have you ever been to the movies with 8?
A: yip

Q. Whats number 13 house like?
A. never been b4 lol

Q: Have you ever been angry with 12:
A: nope , how cud i be ?? lol

Q: Would you ever make a move on no.10!
A: no way! even if i was gay, shes way too loud lol

Q: What do you and number 4 talk about the most?
A. wat we bn up 2 ...tht sorta thing lol

Q: Do you ever talk to 9?
A: yip, hes my bestest frend of mcds!!