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Sainsbury's flavoured condoms: Making life taste better

Tesco's condoms: Every little helps!

Nike condoms: Just do it!

Craig David condoms: Whats your flaver?

Peugeot condoms: The ride of your life!

New galaxy textured condoms: Why have rubber when you can have silk?!

Pringles condoms: Once you pop you cant stop!

Halifax condoms: Who gives you extra?

Telletubbie condoms: Again again!!!

Cadburys creme egg condoms: How do you eat yours?

Churchill car insurance condoms: Ooohhhhh yes!!!

Gilette condoms: The best a man can get!

Insette condoms: For the extra hold

Mcdonalds condoms: I'm loving it!

Good year condoms: For a long ride go wide

Treseme condoms: Used by professionals

Lynx condoms: Because you never know when

Muller light condoms: So much pleasure but wheres the pain?

Andrex condoms: Soft strong and very long!!!

Sure crystal condoms: Unbeatable against white marks

Cadburys condoms: Give in to your happiness

Heinz condoms: Its all going on!

Flash condoms: Just sit back, relax and let Flash do all the hard work

Red bull condoms: Gives you wings

PC World's condoms: Were with you every step of the way

Duracell condoms: You can just keep going and going......
1 Comment 8 days ago



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01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys
when they aren't looking.

02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute
intervals

03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies
toilet.

04. Walk up to an employee and tell him?her in an official tone:
Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens.

05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.

06. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you
are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the
bedding Department.

08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask:
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

09. Look right into the security
camera, use it as a mirror and pick
your nose.

10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti-depressants are located.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme
from Mission Impossible.

12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse
through,
say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and
assume the foetal position and scream "NO! ........It's those voices
again!!!"

And last but not least:

14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell
loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here."
1 Comment 9 days ago