1. Full Name: Katie marie therayza beyonce o Halloran..beyonce 4short lik
2. Nicknames: Katie ur so mad (all rolled inta 1word)..beyonce, tinman HAH..ice queen eem
3. Birthday: 17/04/88
4. Place of Birth: Btween my Ma's legs in d ernville-ima cark girl at heart
5. Zodiac Sign: aries til I D.I.E (eeeem well I can hardly change it lik)
6. Male or Female: I actualy DONT no bein honest-I do look lik sean connery 4rm a right angle lik
7. Grade: il just say hello here coz I dno wat its askn…………….hello!
8. School: CIT BAABYYY laaavviiiiiittt
9. Occupation: wrkn in BM baby..GWAN DENIS BIYY..an eh rafterz ian hahahaha
10. Residence: PIMPTOWN PLAYERVILLE BABY..gwan apes..na I spend most of my spare time in my shed writing luv songs 2my 1 tru luv..hes out der sumware an ya can nevr b 2prepared..cum join d fun
11. MSN Screen Name: I dnt hava screen an I dnt hava name..ware am i??

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: black as snow baby..keeps goin brown tho
13. Hair Length: long now since I got my extensions..YAY-AHH im no longer G.I Jane
14. Eye color: its al about d brown eyes..but dat wud mainly b bcoz I hav dem HAHAHA..i h8 brown eyes tho EUUGGHH
15. Weight: fucking anorexic haha eeeem wana b obese but its not happenin..h8 my metabolism wita passion girls L im 20st..i wish yasminelle ruined my fukn life an my appetite
16. Height: bou 5’2 haha best tings cum in small packages YAAAARRR
17. Braces?: only d ones ta hold me pants up…coz der trendy lik wat else wud I wear um 4??
18. Glasses?: beer goggles most of d time but ya iv raspberry jam-jars 4d board in skool an wen im wachn telly
19. Piercings: ears dun twice, bellybutton, tongue an d top of my lip tingy
20. Tattoos: al ovr my body…u cnt evn recognize me half d time coz I keep getn more dun ie not yet but I want a big uuuuge muther fucker ofa green lizard goin al d way 4m my forehead 2my chin…im gona look smashing so dnt hate..appreciate kate ware r u t laf
21. Righty or Lefty: Righty-it jus feels right yano…kate wil respect me 4dis

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: maaaaanndzzy who poked me wita pencil in junior infants…twas luv at 1st sight….yes luv realy duz hurt coz id bruises 4fukn aaages an dey wer sorrrrre
23. First Award: trophy for d ICA cumin 1st…ya just taut id put dat in der haha an 1st in d ole feis’s which wernt hard 2win but it was extremely hard dat year eeeem
24. First Sport You Joined: salsa dancing pfffffff do I look sporty 2u??COP ON 2YARSELF BOI
25. First pet: gizmo d mut who bit Emily on d lip hahahahahahahahahaha happy days
26. First Real Vacation: Egypt but Cyprus was actually 1st I think..i jus lik typing d word egypt
27. First Concert: nelly an il NEVER 4get maireads antics 4as long as I liv iz u iz r iz u aint ARITE GILLIAN sori ciara im buurrrrrstn..u need speech lessons oh hahahahahahaha wa duz ur chain say?? Sexi..but wat r u wearn dat 4 ur not sexi aaaaaahhahahah
28. First Love: havnt had 1yet aww ha probly myself ah no twas probly food..altho I do luv pink mittens an cream cakes aswel..hmm tis a tuffy! DANGERMOUSE it was dangermouse actually only mah main companions wil get dat haha..it aint ovr yet..mark my words..worrrd up homie!! waaaa

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: love an basketball-best film EVR…”im not askn 4us 2be 2gethr” aww wata cunt lik she luvs him..but play on playuuhhhhh hahaha
30. TV programme: d news wen lynchy gets arrested!! SHOUT OUT 2 SARAH LYNCH MAH FAVE WONDER BABY YEHHHH
31. Color: GREEN GREEN GREEN..ima little apple
32. Rapper: Kate o brien-yo yo im scolio.....how duz d welly 1go again an Katie an hairy dnt rhyme
33. Band: its gotta be b*witched…der 1st song wil be played at my wedding…fact, an we can al dance around in a circle belting out “c’est la vie”-its gona be off d bracelet lik
34. Song Right Now: SHAGGY-sexual healin remix…seriously get it rite NOWWWWWW-unreal r eh…3doors down ft j

How to keep the girls Keen!!!!



1. when she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that.


2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness.
(or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she
cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)


3. once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. girls
are like dogs. they love to be roughed up.


4. call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. if she
is say you better be , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. this will
show her you care.


5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be
her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. and
every girl needs some improvement.


6. recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. then
when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. because
jewelry is for pussies and asian ladies.


7. if youre talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she
is, stare into her eyes mouth the words @#%$ you and grab the other
girls ass.
Girls love competition.


8. tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she
thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning tire
yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and
now you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her home. when
she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean
over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."


9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those
special nicknames.


10. play with her hair. play with it HARD.


11. warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket...
then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and say "if you
don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching
about a black eye." the best way to get warm is with fear.


12. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the
bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the
partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the
party.


13. make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet.
kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn't girls?


14. let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep, wait 10
minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she goes home
and you can use your arms for more important things. like basketball.


15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.


16. if you care about her never ever tell her. this will only give her
self confidence. then you can never turn her into the object she deep
down desires to be.


17. Every time youre in her house steal one of the following: shoes,
earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the
pair.
This way shell go crazy.


18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and
say no shes not hungry. make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that
speaks for her.


19. look her in the eyes and smile. then clock her one. girls love a
spontaneous guy.


20. give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell
on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. a bad smell. you know what i'm
talking about.


21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. Shell say no its
just the rain ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to
stop crying you @#%$ baby. Girls like a tough man as i've already
stated.


22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.


23. if youre listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no.
this way she'll think you're mysterious.


24. remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her
material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is tha

1 Who are you?.......
2. Are we friends?........
3. When and how did we meet?........
4. Do you hav a crush on me?.........
5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?........
6. Give me a nikname and explain why?........
7. Describe me in 1 word........
8. what was ur first impression ov me?.......
9. do u still think the same?......
10. What reminds u of me?.....
11. If you could give me anything what would it b?......
12. How well do u know me?......
13. Whens the last time u saw me?.....
14. Eva wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?......
15. Wats the best laugh we've had together?
16. Wats the biggest fight we've had?
17. Are you goin 2 put this on ur blog and c what i say about u?.....