Simon

Havn't been on this in 16 weeks, guess how many slutty mails and requests I've had!:P

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  • de Betwixt natures collective tears and the folly of man... Y'know, Bray!
  • Miembro desde: March 2006
  • Última sesión: hace 7 semanas
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ENTER SIMON!!!

I'd write my profile filled with clever influential wordplay to make you add and comment me, but I wouldn't want you wasting endless hours commenting me now...

That and I find it hard to talk to people anyway, it'd be so much easier if I had two mouths and one ear! Wonder what the sound of that would be... Nothing like typing away on a page, especially on my page, you might not enjoy commenting in that section on my page.

What are you thinking now of doing right now?

Yeah, I'm just showing off:P

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Applicants Must be under 5'5, and have a very comfortable head.
A decent personality, is crucial as who doesn't enjoy talking to furniture?

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  • I have amassed enough mindpowers to run an international cult from my own home...........

    Yet, all I want is a snickers!

    List 'em Simon, make us skeptical! Then a bit unnerved... Then scared... Then pander to your every whim so you don't smite us!

    Alrighty!
    Thought Transference (uh... Telepathy only y'know... Fuckin' useless!:P )

    Clairvoyance (like above but can intuitively give people solutions to their problems... Kick ass!)

    Delta State meditation (.... Your reply should be "Holy shit!")

    Open Polarity/Love State (my little secret.......)

    Energy Trinity (heal and replenish yourself as 3 people..... Delta state...)

    Future Leveraging (Take a state of mind you'll have in the future and... Well... Have it!)

    Sex Transmutation (Napoleon Hill will be proud)

    Instant Manifestation (shhh it's a Secret!)

    Theta wave meditation for continuous Now states

    Global Healing (fuckin A!)

    and a few more....

    Simon those aren't scary! Other than thought transference whic is just to show off, It's just healing!

    Oh yeah.....

    Still want my snickers!

    1 comentario 97 días

  • Natasha Quotes Revised Edition "This is a travesty, where is my list of quotes?!"


    A collection of quotes from that oh so mighty legend we mere mortals know and worship as Natasha LOTS more to come I hope...


    "Ah its a joke! I get jokes..."- When rehearsing for the first Dry Rain play we did

    "Why are you pointing up at gravity?!"- Near Trinity when I screamed at the sky 'damn you gravity'

    "If that's a vegetarian quiche I will Orgasm on the spot..."-In Molloys

    "Wherever we go... There will ALWAYS, be Fall Out Boy..."- After leaving the Jock Shop with the hot blonde

    "SQUEEDGIE PENIS!!!"- Trying to make me laugh...

    "So she flashed her tits at me and I was all loyke "You got a long way to go to beating me bitch"- When refering to a dream, but I cant remember the exact dialogue

    "Ooh I don't like the sound of your ear!"- May have meant Year but... Whateva!


    Natasha: My mouth is all small...
    Simon: Could be worse could have one lke this (it opens its mouth bigly)
    Natasha: *wowzered* Wow... Ever thought of getting a boyfriend?
    a conversation in Finbees about having a big mouth...

    Simon: Hey baybeh... I'm Fred Flintsone and tonight, I'm gonna make YOUR Bed Rock...
    Natasha: You're not allowed make my bed rock! And anyway that's already happened today...
    A comment she sent me somewhere... About what? Surely you can guess!

    Natasha: You're never gonna see my pussy!
    Simon: I don't want to see your damn pussy!
    Natahsa: You don't want to see my cat!? It's name is fluffy!
    Simon: I bet it's fluffy...
    Natasha goes to hit me I think I ran...
    In that cafe near The Mermaid... Alot of Vagina jokes that day

    "You're like a sexual magnet, my clothes just fly off when I'm around you"-A quote she remembered saying at some point...... I'm guessing to Richard Whitely...

    "Gees are perfectly designed" After bringing up a conversation about Anal sex around my gay friend

    Natasha: You seem hungry
    Simon: I'm not...
    Natasha: Then why are you Chewing the scenery?
    Practicing for the last molo, I had a Nutri Grain bar soon afterwards...... Exciting huh?!

    Natasha: Sometimes I text when I'm in the bath
    Simon: ........... Oh yes...

    Simon: Oooooh Sally...
    NatashaSally: Stop calling me sally!!!

    Natasha on seeing a PC: eeewww
    Some Guy at the Place She Works: Are you an Apple Lady?
    Natasha: To the Macs!

    0 comentarios 496 días

  • This is stupid, do it anyway!!!

    1. Who are you?
    2. Are we friends?
    3. When and how did we meet?
    4. Do you hav a crush on me?
    5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?
    6. Give me a nickname and explain why?
    7. Describe me in 1 word
    8. what was ur first impression of me?
    9. do u still think the same?
    10. What reminds u of me?
    11. If you could give me anything wot wld it b?
    12. How well do u no me?
    13. Whens the last time u saw me?
    14. Ever wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?
    15. Are you goin 2 put dis on ur blog and c wot i say about u?

    7 comentarios 647 días

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  • Benjo
    Benjo

    Hey buddy, nice NLP going on in your profile there

    Take care x

    hace 19 semanas
  • Myslexic Duch
    Myslexic Duch

    oh my, no comment in 9 weeks? hmm maybe i'll be suibject to a voodoo curse now -.- oh well =] just saying a little </i> hello </i> to someone i havn't seen in a very long time =]




    that person is you Simon XD

    hace 19 semanas
  • Jan Mahon
    luv Jan Mahon

    hi simon its jan i was a bet sad on sat i find it heard thanking about sep becouse you have some think about i dont yet simon and bet a fraid that have a cours sep med file sad sorry wy was not in good mud simon

    hace 21 semanas
  • Mags
    Mags

    Heyy!

    How've you been?:D

    hace 24 semanas
  • Colour System Failure
    Colour System Failure

    Hows it going? We're playing the Academy 2 tomorrow night with Homestar Runner, Reuben Teskey, Chewing On Tinfoil and Thalidomides. Come check it out if you get a chance:)

    hace 24 semanas
  • .Michaela.Hamilton.
    .Michaela.Hamilton.

    Hey
    i Wos Just Wondering ...
    if i Take Your Job Position Up Dare ^
    Do i Get Paid ?
    :L
    jk

    hace 25 semanas
  • Dr. Steve Jones PHd
    Dr. Steve Jones PHd

    Sup dude!! I'd like you to eat a lemon!! Are you gonna do it? Are ya? :D :D

    hace 27 semanas
  • Jan Mahon
    luv Jan Mahon

    hi simon its jan i am so looking ford to my 30th party it should be lots of fun
    and i hope you get to met all of my frinds at the party
    simon your cool
    lots of love from jan

    hace 27 semanas
  • Gavin Brady
    luv Gavin Brady

    Hey man :) The actin was far from bad!! Yeh went 2 Shake nd ended up teachin a breakin workshop so yeh the breakin is goin great, I love it nd cant stop.. :L Wat more can I say only theirs a vid of me on me page called keepin it real, it should give ya a little idea!! Hows things with ya nd wat u doin 4 the summer now that ur off collage?

    hace 27 semanas
  • D.R House Jr
    D.R House Jr

    it went verry well!!!

    hace 28 semanas
  • Gavin Brady
    luv Gavin Brady

    Hi Simon :) yeah i seen ur play, well done u were brilliant nd very funny! The language was a little hard 2 follow at time but sure thats Shakespeares poetic genius. Congratulations 2 yous all 4 a great show, that was on easy feet.. People spend life times studying his works so yous must be very proud!!

    hace 28 semanas
  • Erica
    luv Erica

    haven't talked to you in FOREVER!
    and seriously, i'm too lazy to go sign back in to myspace and message you there, i probably wont check this again for another five months or until i get another email saying that some weirdo person that i don't know has added me, then i'll sign in say no and message you!!!!

    easier way :: go to myspace and message me cause i'm dumb.

    YOU are GOD!

    hace 28 semanas
  • Gavin Brady
    luv Gavin Brady

    Yeah man i seen ur play :) it was brillent, well done!! the languge was a little hard 2 follow at times but thats the poetic genius of Shakespeare! congratulations 2 all 4 been able 2 put the whole thing off! Shakespeares by no means easy nd people spend life times studting his works so yous should be very proud of wat yous all achieved!!

    hace 29 semanas
  • D.R House Jr
    D.R House Jr

    Hey SIMON!!!!!!!!!!

    Dry Rain presents a new show called "A year and a day" by Christina Reid

    Venue: greystines theatre
    Date:Sat 23rd of may
    Time: 5:00pm (Doors 4:45)
    Tickets:5 euros

    synopsis
    A travelling Storyteller and A Girl meet in a land devastated by war and famine. The Storyteller remembers and conjures a long-long-ago land of peace and plenty – a beautiful garden inhabited by The Kritters of the land, the trees and the water. And then the humans come to the garden – Two tribes who worship different Gods. The Storyteller's tale of the corruption and loss of the ancient garden is a love story that becomes a never-ending story of old ghosts who still haunt the earth. A legend with a warning for the girl and the audience. “Don't be seduced by the music. Don't look back.”

    poster:http://file049b.bebo.com/5/large/200...

    pass it on!! :)

    hace 29 semanas
  • Jan Mahon
    luv Jan Mahon

    Its because i want to. The way i want you. Jan Tobin x

    hace 29 semanas vía Mobile
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  • Kristen Burns
    Kristen Burns

    I'm in love with you x

    hace 30 semanas vía Mobile
  • Jan Mahon
    luv Jan Mahon

    hi simon i am glad i did the course sow idid not get in to 2year i gave it a go and mabe art is my culling for me one of my best fd till me go for what best course for me is the art simon thanks
    lots of love from jan

    hace 30 semanas
  • Gavin Brady
    luv Gavin Brady

    Hey Simon head :P Hows u? I finally sold out nd join the bebo party.. Shit is it over? Did i miss it? Love ur rocky video clip by the way..

    hace 32 semanas
  • Azaria Starfire Dance
    luv Azaria Starfire Dance

    Ok chick will try make some time to meet up with ya to help you with your dance.. Talk soon x

    hace 33 semanas