It is impossible to wear a sombrero and be sad, it's impossible

She's so hot. I wanna tell her how hot she is. If I tell her how hot she is she'll think I'm being sexist.. She's so hot, she's MAKING me sexist. Bitch

Were not a festival band, playing during the day was something we had to get over, I was like uhh this sun stuff kind of sucks

I could eat my body weight in sushi

One by one, penguins are stealing my sanity...

And I'm really really sorry for being a slut. Ok.

Because if your eyes don't love my eyes Howard, I'm gonna suck'em out with a powerful hoover! And stick 'em up my downstairs mixup!

(To Sid) Well you can do my art coursework, it's based on emotion and you seem quite.. emotional.

Popsicles should be the new black, that way everyone would have one!

What I like about The Sims is that I don't have a normal life at all, so I play this game where these people have these really boring, mundane lives. It's fun. My Sims family is called the Cholly family. I don't know why I picked that name; it's kind of random. The teenage daughter is my favourite, because I just had her go through this Goth phase. She's really kind of nerdy and she just became a concert violinist, which is pretty huge for the family. And she got into private school. But she started wearing black lipstick and she dyed her hair purple. It's pretty huge.

We just have to watch Mikey and make sure he doesn't put anymore forks in the toaster.

It's me and Gerard on the porch, talking about how Gerard's not cool!

I can't imagine any other bands having better kids than ours, and if they do at least I know our kids can beat up their kids.

When some people talk to me, I can hardly wait for them to shut up. Like shut up, your a moron, I have nothing to say to you.

Homophobia is gay.

Minority is about being an individual. It's like you have to sift through the darkness to find your place and be that individual you want to be your entire life.

How do I know? It's in all the papers! 'Man Kills Koi Carp With Human Tears', pages 4 to 44! They interviewed one of the carp and everything. He was furious.

Have you come about the croutons?

Who's trying to put you in a box? Have you contacted the police about this?

When you are the moon, there is a person people say is the sun. I saw the sun once, and he came past me really fast and it was called the, an eclipse. And he came, but as he came past I licked his back. He dunt know I licked his back, all on his yellow suit. I’m the moon.

Second of all, don't let anyone ever tell you you don't deserve what you want.

I don't like Madonna, She Looks Like She Stinks!

Just because you made someone try to kill herself, doesn't mean she won't be glad to see you.

Why can't people bring their own glasses to the bar? No wonder this country's turning obese!

I dare you to say that again! Except this time say, 'Brac, I love you!'

It's not a nightlight! It's a glow in the dark Batman! IT'S RETRO!

Your just like my mother innit. 'No Anwar, be a doctor. No asassination for you!!'

I like things so much I could float away

What is this? Smells like piss. Looks like piss. ...This is piss - with ink.

Be Yourself, Don't take anyone's shit and never let them take you alive...

What's poppin' baby love? Perhaps you'd like a taste of the Kenneth?

SORRY BEN! Muthafucka!

So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window.

If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace.

Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans', but that he can have the right to have babies.

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