The Midget Master
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- www.bebo.com/Death_in_tight_pants
- Información
- i'm a quadro pelegic midget strapped to a donkey. you'd think this would allow me access to talk shows like sally jesse raphael or jerry springer but shock horror! they don't make them anymore. oprah asked me to get on her band wagon but i was all like 'yo oprah, shut up' then her security guards took out the mace, anywho long story short i got 5 million in the settlement
- Media naranja
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he's my bitch
- Music
- Tool, rage against the machine, mars volta etc. i stopped caring about this so i'll stop writing (that's not a band)
- Films
- resevoir dogs, good the bad and the ugly, ronin, city of god, my own masterpiece: colm death of a titan (now in HD)
- Sports
- the nipple game, it's when you wait till someone falls asleep then you shave off their nipple that way they are horribly disfigured and everybody wins
- Scared Of
- small tightly wound pieces of string, badgers named thomas, people named thomas that kind of look like badgers and george clooney
- common names for badgers
- badger, hairy babies with rabies, walking roadkill, roadkill (dead badgers), jimmy
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- Quizzical quiz of quintessential qwaziness 6 participante(s)
- How well do you know a chocolate starfish? 17 participante(s)
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The Boner Game
The boner game involves adding the word boner to film titles to make it sound more humourous.
The Good, the Bad and the Boner
50 First Boners
40 days and 40 Boners
The Wind that Shakes the Boner
Honey I Shrunk the Boner
Honey I Blew up the Boner
The 51st Boner
28 Boners later
Charlie and the Chocolate Boner
E.T.: Extra Boner
Schindler's Boner
A Few Good Boners
Fistful Full of Boners
For a Few Boners More
Don't be a menace to South Central while drinking your juice in the boner.
Twelve angry Boners
6 wives for 7 Boners
Snow White and the 7 Boners
Beauty and the Boner
The Little Boner
Pinochiboner
Star Wars: The Phantom Boner
The Attack of the Boners
The Revenge of the Boner
A New Boner
The Boner Strikes Back
Return of the Boner
The Lord of the Boner: Fellowship of the Boner
The two Boners
The Return of the Boner
Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Boner
Temple of Boner
In search of the holy boner??? (can't remember the title)
Various Bond Movies:
Goldenboner
The man with the goldenboner
Boners are forever
From Boner with love
Boners never die
Boner Royale
Octoboner
Bruce Lee: Enter the Boner
Boners of Fury
Full Metal Boner
Apocalypse Boner
I'm tired now so i'll add more eventually...... comment on the page aswell....2 comentarios 896 días
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Speed Runs
Anyone who's ever played mario kart 64 check this out! oh my freaking god!
also many other games from your childhood are featured here for those nostalgic moments:
http://speeddemosarchive.com/MarioKa...1 comentario 1255 días
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Ruairi O'Neillhace 63 semanascolm 21st Saturday 20th September Christys Listowel. Ring me 0860563461 we're goin racing. whats the point you're never even gonna look at this
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Katie Hollyhace 79 semanasHey Colm
Im having my 21st on Saturday the 31st of May in the Swanky Bar, Tarbert at 9pm. Would love if you could make it.
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hace 83 semanas
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Jimmy Hollyhace 91 semanasrage at oxygen rage at oxygen rage at oxygen etc etc
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hace 92 semanas
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Siobhán Hurleyhace 96 semanas
You spend way too much time in the shower!! You stupie!!
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Adrian Sheehyhace 101 semanasCrackn ho. Dont forget to get back to me and let me know when itd be gud to call to n to the e to the w to the c to the a to the s to the t to the l to the e to the w to the e to the s to the t over dirty christmas! ya dirty xmas this year. Very dirty................
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Anthony Nashhace 104 semanasYour a towel.
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Desmond Fitzgeraldhace 104 semanasColm: Death of a Titan is out now? You got to hook me up with a copy of it? Or alternatively, go drinkin'
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hace 105 semanas
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Jimmy Hollyhace 107 semanas
17th........you!
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Katie Hollyhace 109 semanas
Hows the bat project cumin along?
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Katie Hollyhace 113 semanas
revenge shall be mine! i am no longer givin my custom to galvins!!
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hace 115 semanas
Siobhán Hurley
Hey sexy!!! I really shouldnt be allowed in cork city alone i bought two dvds!! Ooops!! He he!! xxx
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Jimmy Hollyhace 116 semanas
okey dokey. see you nxt wednesday nite. i know of a 21st on in town that nite so we can crash that.
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Jimmy Hollyhace 116 semanas
1.inter city or rail car? the average journey takes longer but i cant be bother doing mathsy stuff.
2. to hunt and kill snow patrol
3. maroon
did i pass? what would you like from the duty free? -
Jimmy Hollyhace 117 semanas
can i crash at your gaff when i come back. peas.
Its GREEN!! (Sorry really bored)
Siobhán Hurley 0 respuestasWhats cracking y'all?
John Sugrue 0 respuestasThere's a acoustic gig taking place in sober lane in cork on 16th of August which is a Thursday if u need to know. All Of the money goes to the national council for the blind so it would be much appreciated if u turned up for it. There will be a raffle and other stuff an...