Immit Reevigs

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  • Mężczyzna, 21, Serce 126
  • z Dickland, Cork
  • Związek: W związku
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  • Jest z nami od: March 2006
  • Ostatnio online: 1 dzień temu
  • bebo.gazeta.pl/Mr_Mamety

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Motto
Yo what's happenin uncle Phil?
Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
I've never bought into religion and have never seen the bible as a source for morals, but I've seen the light:

'If men get into a fight with one another, and the wife of one intervenes to rescue her husband from the grip of his opponent by reaching out and seizing his genitals, you shall cut off her hand; show no pity. '

- Deuteronomy 25:11-12

Whoever is responsible for writing that IS god!
Music
Anything and everything from old time Bluegrass to Extreme Mathcore..........examples you say?.......Carole King, Dusty Springfield, Jackie Wilson, Tool, Biffy Clyro, Mr. Bungle, Jeff Buckley, Incubus, The Smiths, Weezer, Meshuggah, Soundgarden, Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan, The Doors, The Strokes, Deftones, The Police, Smashing Pumpkins, Prince, De La Soul, Ween, Bjork, Tim Buckley, Peeping Tom, White Stripes, KoЯn, Rage Against The Machine, Fantômas, Tomahawk, Otis Redding, London Elektricity, Slayer, Danny Elfman, Futureheads, Stone Roses, The Cure, Pendulum, Sebastien Tellier, Dusty Springfield, John Williams, Kool Keith, Rodrigo y Gabriela, Outkast, The Flaming Lips, Faith No More, SOAD, Fugazi, A Tribe Called Quest, The Shins, Thin Lizzy, Mystery Jets, Nina Simone, Tom Waits, Jim Croche, Velvet Underground, Pixies, Squarepusher, Dinosaur Jr., Sam Cooke, Led Zeppelin, Metallica, Doves, Jose González, Echo & The Bunnymen, Pantera, Battles, Tracy Chapman, Alice In Chains, Rory Gallagher
Films
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Edward Scissorhands, Brokeback Mountain (Jack, I swear...), Babel, No Country For Old Men, WALL-E!!!, Crash, Dead Man, Blood Diamond, Fargo, This Is England, Superbad, Batman, Batman Returns, Body of Lies, Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid, Batman Begins, Reservoir Dogs, Chinatown, East Of Eden, On The Waterfront, Mysterious Skin, The Last Of The Mohicans, Hotel Rwanda, Donnie Brasco, Mean Streets, Apocalypto, Traffic, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, The Crow, Cool Hand Luke, Fear and Loathing, Deliverance, Jurassic Park 1 & 2, Napoleon Dynamite, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Home Alone, American Beauty, Mystic River, The Godfather Trilogy, Hot Shots Part Deux, Requiem For A Dream, Nacho Libre, One Hour Photo, Apocalypse Now, Good Night And Good Luck, Coffee & Cigarettes, Jackie Brown, Motorcycle Diaries, Lord Of The Rings, American History X, Platoon, A Streetcar Named Desire, Deer Hunter, Oldboy, Gandhi, Anchorman, Team America, Silence Of The La
If you want to be involved in film-making:
Join up with egomotion, It's basically an online community of amateur filmmakers who discuss and plan projects together. It covers all aspects of film so whether you want to act, direct, edit, costume design, whatever, just register and join the forum like me!

http://www.egomotion.net
Where is my washboard?
Ave you seen it?!!
Dogfish?
No my boy, Catfish!!!
Inspirations
The universe, science, films (see above), actors: Benicio Del Toro, Marlon Brando, Tim Robbins, Paul Whitehouse, Johnny Depp and more. Musicians (see above), Richard Dawkins and other champions of reason and critical thinking.
Favorite TV shows
THE FAST SHOW!!!, Lost, Garth Marenghi's Dark Place, The Mighty Boosh, South Park, Ray Mear's, Family guy is over rated, some of the Adult Swim stuff, X-files, Sopranos, Prison Break, Boston Public, Curb Your Enthusiam, Little Britain, Entourage, Chapelle's Show, Tom Green Show, Top Gear, Sesame Street (dead serious), The Office, Paths To Freedom, Harry Enfield, That 70's Show, Oz, Father Ted, Seinfeld, Back of the Y, Frasier, Two and a Half Men, documentaries, Simpsons (for the few years it was good).

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  • Best film of the last 10 years?

    1. American Beauty
    2. Mystic River
    3. No Country For Old Men
    4. Brokeback Mountain
    5. Other (name the film)

    4 komentarzy

  • Which of the following is Samuel L. Jackson's best line?

    1. I'm tired of these motherfuckin snakes on the motherfuckin plane!!!!
    2. Yeah, Zeus, as in don't fuck with me or I'll stick a lightning bolt up your ass!!!
    3. AK-47. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room. Accept no substit
    4. What the fuck does Marcellus Wallace look like? Does he look like a bitch?
    5. Yes they deserved to die! and I hope they burn in Hell!!!

    5 komentarzy

  • I am quite lonely because...

    1. I must always face north
    2. I am a refridgerator
    3. I stole Liam Neeson's wedding ring and everyone hates me for it
    4. I'm from the north side inner city
    5. My penis is a japanese import

    2 komentarzy

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  • I am...the bad guy??? Ah shit!

    According to Pope Benedict XVI, by virtue of the fact that I don't buy into Christianity, I am one of those who are ‘the powers of the dark that seek to obscure the splendour of divine light’, and in these horribly progressive days, ‘the ways of refusing God in the modern age are even more insidious and dangerous…’

    That's right assholes, you better watch your back! Because I'm working for the devil himself and I get double time on Sundays and Bank holidays! (thanks for those Jesus).

    I guess its not only those crazy Muslims or the Jews etc. claiming that people that don't subscribe to their superstition are absolute evil by default. Even Christianity's answer to Einstein, Thomas Acquinas stated 'the sin of unbelief is greater than any sin'. Does that mean dirty paedo priests get a suspended purgatory sentence or something since, you know, they raped infants, but they REALLY REALLY believed in God? Now you might say that Acquinas just wanted to get across how important faith in God is... well I would consider Acquinas to be more intelligent than most Christians and their prophets, bible-writers etc. - perhaps theology's Einstein if you will (sorry Einstein). You would expect that he would mean what he says, and if he truly did not mean this very simple and self-explanatory rule, then how can you trust anything else he says. I would burn an Einstein publication if he claimed that a banana could be used as a time machine.

    I know most Christians are nice moderate individuals who take the sunday sermon with a big fat pinch of salt and perhaps an iPod headphone in one ear, but listen to Mr. Infallible there, someone needs to tell him to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up. If people want to throw logic out the window and believe in christianity, by all means, off you go to uncle Benedict, but don't let a man who looks like a bond villain and claims to be the entire universe's connection to its creator scare children and semi-believers into thinking their going to burn if they don't!

    2 komentarze 580 dni

  • Why Family Guy is overrated and really quite shit!

    Here is a copied and pasted blog from a guy who, like me, thinks Family Guy is unoriginal, lazy and exceptionally overrated. Taken from Jaime J. Weinman's blog -

    http://zvbxrpl.blogspot.com/2004/09/...


    "Here are ten reasons why I think Family Guy is a bad show:

    10. Stewie, the most popular character, is a double ripoff. His world-domination ambitions and dictatorial rhetoric are ripped off from the Brain of Pinky and the Brain. And his design and personality are ripped off from Jimmy Corrigan, a comic-strip character created by Chris Ware. A Jimmy Corrigan strip from 1996 can be found here.

    9. It constantly recycles its own meagre store of gags. It's got about three basic gags -- a cutaway to something that references a work of '70s or '80s pop culture; one of those "stretching out something so long that it's funny" routines (they do this one about five times an episode), and sexual-innuendo jokes that are sort of The Golden Girls for frat-boys. I don't mind that they sometimes use jokes from other shows -- recycling jokes is inevitable in comedy -- but they managed to get through 50 episodes without coming up with a new kind of joke, and that wears thin.

    8. The characters are so boring, such a dull collection of sitcom stereotypes from the creator's youthful TV-watching binges, that there is virtually no humor to be gotten from the characters. Good comedy writing gets laughs from the characters; the writers on this show write around the characters. By the last few episodes, Stewie was so tapped-out as a character that he was written out of character in almost every episode (that is, almost every gag featured him taking on a personality other than his own), a sign that the character had nothing to him in the first place except the stuff that was taken from superior characters (like the Brain). About the only actual character on the show is Brian the dog, and even he doesn't have that much to his character.

    7. It uses references as a substitute for humor. Talk to the average young Family Guy fan and you'll usually hear that what they like best about the show is that it refers to things they saw when they were growing up, and they're just tickled to find that someone else remembers it -- like the "kid in me/adult in me" commercial. Well, I remember that stuff too, but that's lazy comedy writing: there's no perspective on the stuff Family Guy is referencing, no actual joke beyond the reference itself. A golden rule of bad comedy is that if people recognize the reference, they'll laugh even if the joke's not funny. Family Guy goes beyond that; it doesn't even try to have a joke half the time -- it just assumes that making a pop culture reference is inherently funny. Another Family Guy hater makes a similar point here.

    6. Seth MacFarlane's voice acting is quite poor: uninflected, monotonous, recycling the same few vocal tricks over and over the way the show recycles a few gag concepts. Mike Judge, Trey Parker, Matt Stone and others have developed into good vocal actors, but Seth MacFarlane is the best argument against creators voicing their own creations.

    5. It's one of those things that presents itself as "cutting-edge" but is actually gutless. Its "offensive" jokes are neatly calculated to make sure they don't actually risk offending their fanbase; instead they make jokes that would be offensive to the kinds of people who don't watch the show -- sexual prudes, for example. Any genuinely cutting-edge comedy will risk offending people who watch it; but how is a penis joke supposed to offend the average college student? The answer is, it's not supposed to offend anybody who watches the show; it's supposed to give college kids a smug sense of superiority in believing that someone else might theoretically be offended by that penis joke. (An animated sitcom that actually dared to be tasteless and offensive was Duckman, which took on actual social and political issues; another anim

    0 komentarzy 585 dni

  • The Real Me

    1. Full Name: Emmet™
    2. Nicknames: Emilio, Emmeto, Shrem, Flem, Emito Gonzalez, Rabies Jr., Elmo
    4. Place of Birth: Cork
    5. Zodiac Sign: Pi-fuckin-sces
    6. Male or Female: Male
    7. Grade: finished 2nd year Law
    8. School: U to the C to the mothercunting C bitch!!!
    9. Occupation: Part-time B&Q apron wearing worm
    10. Residence: my house
    11. MSN Screen Name: Burt Ward at the moment (subject to change)
    12. Hair Color: Black
    13. Hair Length: medium, messy as hell
    14. Eye color: Brown like poop
    15. Weight: 10 stone
    16. Height: 5'10"
    7. Braces?: no
    18. Glasses?: nope
    19. Piercings: My left ear
    20. Tattoos: none (yet...)
    21. Righty or Lefty: Righty

    ___Your 'Firsts'___

    22. First best friend; John, still is to this day.
    23. First Award: 3rd in all-Ireland Taekwondo
    24. First Sport: I dunno, Tennis I think...
    25. First pet: Scooter
    26. First Real Vacation: Brittany
    27. First Concert: First actual big concert I'm ashamed to say Kanye West
    28. First Love: The sea
    ___ Favorites___

    29. Movie: Edward Scissorhands
    30. TV programme: Lost/The Fast Show
    31. Colors: it depends on my mood i suppose, so fuck off!!!
    32. Rapper: as in solo artist? probably Nas
    33. Band: Tool/Biffy Clyro
    34. Song Right Now: Living Is A Problem Because Everything Dies - Biffy
    36. Sweet: Ye Olde penny sweets styliee
    37. Sport to Play: Table Tennis and soccer
    38. Restaurant: I've yet to be impressed by a Restaurant but Jade Palace...
    39. Favorite brand: Fuck brands
    40. Store: B&Q...Hold on...no wait I actually despise it horrendously.
    41. School Subject: Art
    42. Animal: Panther
    43. Book: How to please your Man - By Emmet O' R
    44. Magazine: Wired
    45. Shoes: Brown Converse One Star
    46. Feeling: Erect! Nah happy of course... kind of fucking question....?
    47. Single or Taken? Taken like Bacon
    48. Have a crush?? I'll crush anyone with my bionic hand
    49. Eating: Ass
    50. Drinking: Buttmuck
    51. Typing: Typing curse words and printing the to make mommy cry
    52. Online?: Suck off!
    53. Listening To: Meshuggah!!!!!
    54. Thinking About: The exam in a day's time
    55. Wanting To: be free from scholasticistic life
    56. Watching: My life flash before my very eyes
    57. Wearing: pants...socks...T-shirt...one of my trademark check shirts


    ___Your Future__

    58. Want Kids?: Yes, preferably young ones with plenty of muscle mass
    59. Want to be Married?: Eventually, unless I die in a car crash in Nice in 2012!!!!
    60. Careers in Mind: You got me there. But ideally something creative like in Film/Music/Porn/Big issue selling.
    61. Where do you want to live: Timberland
    62. Car: Carrera GT


    __Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

    63. Hair color: Depends, I like all
    64. Hair length: Just not too long or shaved short
    65. Eye color: Depends on the face etc.
    66. Measurments: 3 million? 'the fuck should I know?
    67. Cute or Sexy: Well children, often, these both go hand in hand.
    68. Lips or Eyes: They should compliment eachother
    70. Short or Tall: at least my height or shorter
    71. Easygoing or serious: More easygoing than thuper therious
    72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Romance is spontaneity and vice versa...
    73. Fatty or Skinny: skinny but curvy
    74. Sensitive or Loud: sensitive, seen and not heard (fuckin women ha?)
    75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship
    76. Sweet or Caring: That's like saying Clever of smart? same thing
    77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: hesitant but still spontaneous

    ___Have you ever______

    78. Kissed a Stranger: ya
    79. Had Alcohol: Everywhere except in my ass....wait sorry... everywhere
    80. Smoked: not for more than a few minutes in my life..dont see the point
    81. Ran Away From Home: maybe when i was small or some shit.
    82. Broken a bone: No
    83. Got an X-ray: ya
    84. Broken up with someone: ya
    85. Broken Someones Heart: Maybe, but I break too
    86. Cried Because of Someone Else: ya
    87. Cried When Someone Died: ya
    88. Cried At School: Don't think so, except the first day in Junior inf

    1 komentarz 933 dni

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What Musical Instrument are you? (best version!)

My result is: Saxophone

Well you aren't always perceived as the brightest of the bunch, but you are usually considered the coolest. Associated with sexuality more often than not, this can be both good and bad. It is easy to let this go to your head and become pompus. You tend to be outspoken, and very honest. You like partying and having a good time, but you also know when it's time to focus, and really work hard. You are generally the happy medium between work and play.
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zamknij Which UFC Fighter Are You?

Whick UFC fighter are you?

My result is: Georges St. Pierre

You are one of the most well rounded fighters in the game today. You carry an arsenal of kicks, punches, submissions, and wrestling skill into the octagon. No matter where the fight goes, you're ready!
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zamknij What Kind of Guy Will You Fall For?

What Kind of Guy Will You Fall For?

My result is: You would fall for the sensitive guy.

You'll find your future man wherever turtlenecks are sold. He will have depth, introspection, and a disturbing knowledge of musical theater. And he may be a little weird. But hey, while your girlfriends cry over broken hearts, you'll be having Shakespeare read to you every night.
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  • Damien Murphy
    luv Damien Murphy

    Holy Fuck that Fred and Sharon shit is funny!

    8 tygodni temu
  • Pa 19 tygodni temu
  • PRIMO 19 tygodni temu
  • Hermione Granger
    Hermione Granger

    Look Immit Reevigs, if that even is your real name, Ray Mears may have the technical knowhow and a farmer's tan on his wrists and knees, but he has about the same sex appeal as a korean bullfrog, he has a belly for Gryll's sake. Bear once survived inside his own mother's womb for 9 whole months, what has Ray Mears ever done? Eircom was a slut anyway

    24 tygodnie temu
  • Jason Murphy
    Jason Murphy

    hey lady! my 21st is on in the soccer club (Carrigaline) @ 8 on saturday the 16th of may!........ gonna be Unreal!!! BOOZE!

    27 tygodni temu
  • PRIMO
    PRIMO

    PRIMO are no longer a band ..... we are now a cult and looking for a leader ....... please leave your CV in hillbillys Tucky st. !!

    28 tygodni temu
  • Lizzy C
    Lizzy C

    And to you mon amie :D

    28 tygodni temu
  • Lizzy C
    Lizzy C

    Hey, was just confirming friend stories here and came across ur good self and obviously I haven't the foggiest who ya are:L but hello anyways!! :D :D Hope ur happy in ur nappy..where ever ya are...:D

    28 tygodni temu
  • J.D. Street
    luv J.D. Street

    Some love from the Streetz! Peas out my white nigga!!

    30 tygodni temu
  • Dylan Murphy
    Dylan Murphy

    stop long time no c,are you living in town these days

    31 tygodni temu
  • Brendan Canty
    Brendan Canty

    Fancy doing me a massive favour and acting in a war short I'm shooting this Sunday?? I've a proper TV cameraman shooting it for me.

    32 tygodnie temu
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  • The Chief
    luv The Chief

    Think my internet is being an internet cunt.
    Yeah!

    34 tygodnie temu
  • Eric H
    luv Eric H

    yo yo... cool... unfortuntely i doubt i'll be able make that one... will be up to my tits in work and will be workin crazy shifts around then... but if by chance, by the grace of some semi-mythological-devine-entity, i'll be off - i'll most certainly be there biyo!!

    35 tygodni temu
  • Eric H
    Eric H

    hey man, hows tricks? cheers for the sound words!! believe me, we didnt expect the win to go a non-indie/pop band either!! noice... any gigs comin up boss??

    35 tygodni temu
  • luv Brathington

    Hey Emmet, you may like this kid (Benny Greb). He's just released an educational dvd called The Language of Drumming. I am not entirely convinced of his playing though. He's all the rage at the moment, but if you ask me ~ he belongs to the 'human' side of the drumming world as opposed to the robot-like, flawless side. There is a lovely fill at 4:21 and at 4:30 and again at 4:52 onwards.
    He's quite a dynamic player and very melodic, though he actually makes a couple mistakes here and his modulation isn't my favorite.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SYDP...

    He will age like wine I hope.

    36 tygodni temu
  • Inigo Montoya
    Inigo Montoya

    emmet, old bean, just realised you and i weren't friends upon this splendiferous font of wonderful social shittery. a fact which is strange to me, as i watch you while you sleep.

    ps. hope ya had a savage birthday, bey.

    37 tygodni temu
  • luv Brathington

    Wow Emmet I love Elburroko - and the name stays. But I think it should be "Elburruko". It's wonderful though. I wasn't sure about Jaspaj, but this one is a sure keeper. It's so metal when needs be, but maintains that Plinth feel right throughout. Nice work. Interesting melodies, phrasing and form. The sections are memorable and most importantly, achievable!
    Love for work well done!

    38 tygodni temu
  • Brendan Canty
    luv Brendan Canty

    Should be uploaded shortly to bebo...been busy like!! We've a weekly slot now too!! Whoop!!!

    38 tygodni temu
  • Katie Supertramp
    luv Katie Supertramp

    Hey!! Just to say howdy... so howdy! I love you emmit reevigs xxx

    40 tygodni temu