Mark Ritchie

Mark Ritchie
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  • Mężczyzna, 22, Serce 102
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  • Jest z nami od: March 2006
  • Ostatnio online: 2 tygodnie temu
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O mnie

Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me!!!
Moja druga połowa
Shona Strachan

Shona Strachan

She's a sex addict, its a disease!

Music
Oasis, and some old classics
Films
the notebook, i live by wedding crashers and always follow the sacred rule, rule 76 no excuses play like a champion, dumb and dumber, and of course anchorman, these are stuck with me in my glass cage of emotion. Talladega Nights- im gonna come at you like a spider monkey
Sports
used to play football back in the day for colony park until a knee ligament trouble ruined my career, was tipped to be the next paul peschisolido, However light training has resumed and am now a key member of edinburgh XI, at the meadows, give me one chance and its a goal
Scared Of
Liking the Notebook

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    • Gordon Strachan, a very sarcastic man

      Talking about Wayne Rooney...
      "It's an incredible rise to stardom. At 17 you're more likely to get a call
      from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson."


      Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"
      Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off]

      Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today?
      Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there.

      Reporter: "Gordon, what will you take from today?"
      Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a
      Yoghurt to finish, the expiry date is today.

      Reporter: There goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?
      Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become
      an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge.

      Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?
      Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here.
      I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick, down negative man, down.

      Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around?
      Strachan: No, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm useless.

      Reporter: where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?
      Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret.

      Reporter: "What is your impression of Jermaine Pennant?"
      Strachan: "I don't do impressions"

      Reporter: So Gordon, any changes then ?
      Strachan: Naw, still 5ft 6, ginger and a big nose!

      Gary Lineker: So Gordon, if you were English, what formation would you play?
      Strachan: If I was English I'd top myself!

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    • Austa Ackerman
      luv Austa Ackerman

      Dude, How goes it??

      No, sadly not :(

      Just back from visiting with my dad in the states, wow its crap to be back!!

      Totally missed you, shame for me :(

      Wedding season is costing me a fortune, got our friends wedding this weekend, im bridesmaid, G is bestman, sooooo much happening. Dont think we have anymore weddings this year though!

      Just ours in May - scary!

      You still in Inverurie? Where you working?

      xx

      14 tygodni temu
    • Nik Ewen
      Nik Ewen

      Hey that would be good, come in past and see us. Bring some fine pieces!

      14 tygodni temu
    • Nik Ewen
      Nik Ewen

      Aye aye, congrats on the new job, heard your working for Thistle Windows now, get Marlene that works there to look after you!!!

      16 tygodni temu
    • Neil Gauld
      Neil Gauld

      I cant wait to see u wit a skinheed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Never been more delighted at scorin a goal in my life!

      28 tygodni temu
    • Lynette Harper
      Lynette Harper

      i sure did!! didnt hear it til sun but i almost wet myself i was laughin so much!!

      doesnt surprise me that i started it ha... me n lindz remember phoning but cant remember wat we were saying!

      30 tygodni temu
    • Lynette Harper
      luv Lynette Harper

      :L :L still laughin at that voicemail from the weekend.. it is the best answer message iv ever had!!

      I would luuuuuuuuv to see ur bottom!

      That is my sayin of the week for sure

      31 tygodni temu
    • Greg Kyle Ingram
      Greg Kyle Ingram

      sup hot rod, im greg and i like to party!!
      well the preverbial shit is hitting the fan just now and im not showing the commitment that u are by the sounds of things but ill grind out a result! cant wait to finish tho, its gettin to the stage where i cant even enjoy a pint (or afford one)!! when u back up for sum rib tickling, hope ur enjoying man u's demise, its only goin to get worse!! COOL BEANS!!

      35 tygodni temu
    • Lynette Harper
      luv Lynette Harper

      hello-ha, thought id give u some loving today for ur good bant at the weekend ;) xx

      39 tygodni temu
    • Kimmie
      Kimmie

      Bad tequila!

      39 tygodni temu
    • Just Moir
      Just Moir

      I'll casually slip in some Kebab based CV's whenever i've got one. I'm sure they wont notice

      39 tygodni temu
    • Just Moir
      Just Moir

      Had an interview with Baker Hughes today, not entirely sure how that one's goin to pan out but i'm givin it a bash nonetheless. Yeah i'll be out, just up for the weekend?

      39 tygodni temu
    • Just Moir
      Just Moir

      Good work Kebabio, you applied for any jobs yet or are you going back to the place you were at last summer?

      40 tygodni temu
    • Linzi Young
      luv Linzi Young

      I had an urge to give u some love! So here u go xxxxx

      40 tygodni temu
    • Just Moir
      Just Moir

      Em a little shit actually, A, C and a big fat F. I apparently can still get a 2:1 tho so i'm not too fussed. How about yourself?

      40 tygodni temu
    • Just Moir
      Just Moir


      Mr. Zadir: Dooey, did you just grab my ass?
      Dooey: Sir, from where I'm standing, that's a physical impossibilty.
      Mr. Zadir: Oh, I know your tricks, Dooey!

      HILARIOUS!

      40 tygodni temu
    • Austa Ackerman
      luv Austa Ackerman

      Yep im going to be bigging it up it Chicago Rock...... NOT!!

      Wached 40 year old virgin the other night, biggest crease!!

      Its a week tomorrow, im actually dreading it :(

      Cant believe your not coming out... i thought you would show up with your sex pather on.... but whatever if you've got more important things to do... hehe

      xx

      43 tygodnie temu
    • Austa Ackerman
      Austa Ackerman

      Boyo,

      You coming out next saturday?

      xx

      43 tygodnie temu
    • Katy
      Katy

      OH MY GOSH HOW RUDE IS YOUR PAGE.

      i must go wash my eyes.xxxxxxxxx

      44 tygodnie temu