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Henke on the Man U game - top top man
"Larsson said: "When I sat down, turned on the TV and heard the crowd singing You'll Never Walk Alone the memories of my European nights with Celtic came flooding back.
"The fans were exceptional at every league game I can ever remember but when it came to European competition they were always fantastic.
"I can tell you from personal experience that, on those occasions, the crowd have the ability to raise your energy levels when you think you're flagging and inspire you if ever you needed a psychological boost.
"I'll never forget the night we beat Juventus at Celtic Park. That is a prime example of what I'm talking about. But I've looked into the faces of many opposing players over the years and seen confusion in their eyes. Some might wonder why the world's best players can go to Celtic Park and fail to perform to their normal, exceptionally high standards.
"But if you can't communicate with each other there's a team breakdown and it's caused by the sheer volume of noise.
"The only thing I don't know about it is what the crowd at their loudest point would measure on a decibel meter. I'd love to find out for the record.
"As a kid you dream about playing in an arena like Celtic Park and having the luxury of a full house. The ground gave me memories that will live with me for the rest of my life.
"I tried to tell the Barcelona players what the atmosphere was like when we went there to play in the Champions League two years ago but my Spanish wasn't so good then and I couldn't get across everything I wanted to say.
"I wanted to tell them, 'Forget about the Nou Camp or Bernabeu. Never mind the Barca-Real derby. You are now going to experience something that's truly unique.'
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Stupid Brits
This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation between the
British and the Irish, off the coast of Kerry, Oct 98. Radio
conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-01:
IRISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the
South, to avoid a collision.
BRITISH: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees
to the North, to avoid a collision.
IRISH: Negative. You will have to divert your course
15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
BRITISH: This is the Captain of a British navy ship. I
say again, divert YOUR course.
IRISH: Negative. I say again. You will have to divert
YOUR course.
BRITISH: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER HMS BRITANNIA!
THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE BRITISH ATLANTIC FLEET.
WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS
SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH,
I SAY AGAIN, THAT IS 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE
UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
IRISH: We are a lighthouse. Your call.
If you feel like it, forward this to every Irish person you know jus to give them a laugh, and any English person you know that can take it, or if ya jus wanna piss them off!!!0 Comments 1114 days
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On the piss
Always use these rules.....
SYMPTOM: Pint appears to be crystal clear...
FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
ACTION: Punch him/her.
SYMPTOM: Don't recognise anyone, don't even recognise the room you're in.
FAULT: Don't panic - you've wandered into the wrong party.
ACTION: See if they've any free pints anyhow.
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest pet dog, complain about how house training has "gone to the dogs nowadays".
SYMPTOM: Pint appears unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to get you another pint.
SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You've fallen over backwards.
ACTION: Have yourself chained to bar counter.
SYMPTOM: Mouth contains fag-ends.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.
SYMPTOM: Beer tastes tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Retire to loo, practise in mirror.
SYMPTOM: Floor blurry.
FAULT: You're looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to get you another pint.
SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another pub/party
SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed, have yez no homes to go to
ACTION: Confirm home address with barman, grab taxi home.
SYMPTOM: Taxi's interior suddenly takes on colourful aspect and textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
ACTION: Cover mouth.
SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
FAULT: You are dancing on a table.
ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.
SYMPTOM: Hands hurts, nose hurts, mind unusually clear though.
FAULT: You have been in a fight.
ACTION: Apologise to everyone you see, just in case it was them.
SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT: That lager is too weak.
ACTION: Have more drink until your voice improves.
SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to song.
FAULT: Beer is just right.
ACTION: Play air guitar.
SYMPTOM: Ugly woman/man in your sights.
FAULT: Insufficient beer intake.
ACTION: Up dosage immediately.
SYMPTOM: Shins and toes hurt.
FAULT: You've been walking into things.
ACTION: Maintain dosage.
SYMPTOM: Squishy feeling in the hands.
FAULT: You have grabbed hold of a woman's breasts.
ACTION: Duck to avoid boyfriend's fist.
SYMPTOM: Bed is bumping around.
FAULT: Taking an ambulance ride.
ACTION: It's too late, you made complete arsehole of yourself...
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Joan Flahive19 weeks agoHappy Birthday
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Kelly O'Hagan27 weeks agohey ror hows u?
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Liam Coyle41 weeks agoruairi jo bout ye? any plans a foot for a shandy, are ya afeared of dublin?? just dont wear your norn ireland jersey,ireland soccer game? rugby game? my stag ?
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49 weeks ago
Sarah Glackin
how is ruairi jo doin??
I cant believe that selfish ginge is organising a big boxing day session when you're not around. It wont be the same without u!! im sure u will be busy jumping around with brian and the kangaroos to miss us all too much! -
Joan Flahive50 weeks ago
hi
how things?? made me 1 of ur top 10 friends
what r u up 2 these days?
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50 weeks ago
Sophia
ruarai i take it youre en route to oz!!!!! OMG i am so jealous right now i could cry - happy for you of course
when did you go? how long are you away for? jaysus you will have a ball
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Ciaran Ó Gallachoir50 weeks agoHow did you get on with the uprising in Thailand. Did they sympathise with you about your plight back home. They must have been fairly impressed with your beak though, did they start worshiping you.
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Kieran Mc Kinley50 weeks agothe e-mail is comin, honest te jesus!!!
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Ciaran Ó Gallachoir51 weeks ago
Your not happy with me after i had rearranged my whole weekend to go up that ulster scotch speaking, plump a rain swept dump you call anhtrim. All would of been well had you said you were going somewhere decent, but to go to falcarragh on the beer instead. So was the rakes bar & nightclub good, only nightclub in Ireland to have a open turf fire burning in the corner, some spot.
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Liam Coyle52 weeks ago
good beak, you were always kinda naturally taned anyway, cold here, but not cold in the public houses, with the open fires and tang galore, goina do serious scooping this month that cometh, after all young beak tis xamas, ah the swedish tang, a wee parting gift for you if you will, il wait for proposals til your on way back, promise
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Kieran Mc Kinley53 weeks ago
neh bother, i just rang her there. i told here u were all safe in sound and ud call when u knew how 2work the phones over there with the INT diallin code etc. ma's will believe ANYTHING!!! lol.
have u moved on yet 2anywhere else. ive a mate kate black who's somewhere in thailand. if ur goin over 2the same place i'll give u her no. and maybe she cud help u out with anythin. anyway, keep her country big balls!!! -
53 weeks ago
Kelly O'Hagan
thats true it is, but theres no one about ravel no more use are al leavin us sob sob... im very jealous tbh hope all goes well and ill be speakin soon take care
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Kelly O'Hagan54 weeks ago
yo ror wots crac. u stil at home did ya take visit up to mine, wot ya think of the new addition? when u headin off?
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Liam Coyle54 weeks ago
nearly had the whores beak, still reckon boruc couldv done better, hes getting off lightly,
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Lockey Cathal57 weeks agoSorry to hear about the result at the weekend congratulation's on making the final,
well what is the story with u, u still in London i take it, any ideas of travelling -
Lisa Mc Kernan57 weeks agoWhats this I hear about you hitting Oz Me O Loan?!?!?!
ror-dolph the big nose reindeer, had ginormouse nose
Liam Coyle 0 Replysi am talented
hows it going locky hows u and the nips getting on ? are u looking forward to your trip to livingo
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