10 rules of BEBO

one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


eight.
Little 6th graders who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!


nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


Thats all....

Ne fait pas un pas en arriere,
Fait un pas en avant.
Oublis ton passé,
Vis au present
Et tu seras heureux...

name: Clara
Nickname(s): Mamzelle-mc, MC, miss clarounette, clarinnette...
Single or taken: single
School?: lycee francais charle de gaulle
What is your user name on msn?: ____x__ Spring Nicht__x____
Hair color: blond =D
Hair length: long
Eye color: brown
Weight: !

Height: 1m 56
Lefty or righty?: Righty
How bout braces?: Yes
First love: sebastien

Favorites...

Movie: The Grudge
TV show: Hollyoaks!!!
Drink:Coke Cola!!!
Color: black & purple
Number: 15
Food: brocollies!!! they rawk
Animal: Puppies
Flower: blck roses
Music: Rock
body part: nothin
Book: Coeur D'encre
Artist: Tokio Hotel
Magazines: Rock One
Clothing: slim jeans


Currently

Eating: nothin
Drinking: water
Singing: Tokio Hotel Spring Nicht
Reading: DUUH
Thinking: about someone
Bout to: hypnotise myself (thx mimi)
Watching: my computer
Wearing: a jean, nd a black top

Wanna get married?: dunno
how bout have kids?: dunno53.
What do you want to be when your older?: singer
Own a house: DUH Yes, i hope so
Move out your parents house: YES
Have a good job: Yes
Finish College: definitely!!!!!!!!!!!

In 10yrs do you think... :

You will be different?: maybe
Think the same way: maybe
How old will u be: 25 urs old
Have more than one kid?: nooo

Have sex?: yh, maybe
have your dream job?: YH
Marry the man of you dreams?: BILL? TOM? hmmm, i hope soo lol



Have you ever?


cried for no reason: yes
wanted to die: Yh
swore: yh
cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend: no
Cheated on a test: yes
lost someone close: yeah
been heartbroken: yes


Do you believe in...

love? yh
Fairytales? yh
Magic? No
God? yh
Satan? No
Miracles? yh
Kissing on the first date? yes
Making the first move? no
Angels? yh, i do hav one
Santa claus? no
Aliens? no

D0 Y0U HAVE...

An iPod? - blck ipod mini
Piercings? - 1 on each ear
A Birthmark? - yes

FAV0RiTES

Color? - Black nd purple
Type of Music? Rock
Drink? - coke cola
Clothing Brand? - atmosphere
Shoe Brand? - converse
Love Song? - Goodbye my lover

THiS 0R THAT?

Pepsi or Coke? - Coke
McDonalds or Burger King? - none of them
Basketball or Football? - basket ball
Boxers or Briefs? - Boxers
Books or Movies? - movies
Rain or Sun? - sun
Eggs or Pancakes? - ewwwwkk pukkkke
Eyes or Smile? - eyes
Ass or Abs? - abs
Stay in or Go out? - Go out
Rap or R&B? - R&B
Truth or Dare? - Dare
Long or Short Hair? - long
Drinking or Smoking? - none of them
Summer or Winter? - summer

FRiENDS

Best Friend? - alix
Funniest? - Mirella!

Newest? - celine, zafir, sienna, mallia, sara, mirella.....
Smartest? - alix
Stupidest? - dunno lol
Fakest? - cheese face
Bitchiest? -chesse face( surnames)
Best Dresser? - alix
Best Dancer? - mallia!!!
Best Singer? - ME!
Most Original? - marion

HAVE Y0U EVER...

Been Drunk? - noo
Been in Love? -yh
Cheated on Someone? - no !!
Been Cheated On? - no
Said I love you- yh
Used Someone? - kinda
Been Used? - YH :@
Had Your Heart Broken? - Yes

RAND0M iSH

Do You Trust Yourself to Fall in Love? - no
Most Important Quality in a bf/gf? - humour & romantic
What Was The Last thing you Ate? - euuh..
Song you listened to?: eternal evanescense

FiNiSH THE SENTENCE

I am...: writing
I want...: sleep
I miss...: some1
I want to go...: AWAY!