MUNTA N VAN R OUTRAGEOUS!!

"Hey, education is good. Up to the bit where you get expelled. Then you get to taste freedom." - Munter

"It must be hard. Trying to remember the truth when it's not actually the truth. It'd be easier if you could just lie, eh?" - Munter

"It's moments like these... you need one of my mum's cookies." - Munter

"Bro, you've got to forget her. You've got to empty your mind. Empty. Your. Mind." - Munter

(to Van) "I love you, man. But I really hope I'm never stuck in a life or death situation and you're the one who has to figure out how to rescue me." - Munter

"Do Men of the Minge buy their clothes in Ponsonby?" - Munter

"Is texting someone eighteen times and getting nothing back - is that stalking?" - Munter

"If a man goes nowhere and there's no-one there to see him, did he ever leave?" - Munter

Van: "What does ironic mean?"
Munter: "It means how come the guy with the job has never got any money for any piss?"

Munter: "Yeah, it was float like a butterfly, sting like a wasp."
Eric: "Bee."
Munter: "What?"
Eric: "Nah, the saying goes 'float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.'"
Munter: "How do you know how it goes? I only just made it up."

"I don't know what's happening with Van anymore. We used to have something, you know, special. Now all I get are text messages." - Munter

Munter: "There's a big fish up there with my name on it. Big snapper."
Van: "It's a fish called Munter."
Munter: "That's a cool name, eh?"
Van: "What's my fish called?"
Munter: "Van. Van Fish. And it's friends with the other fish, the Munter."
Van: "Yeah, and they like, swim around..."
Munter: "Just cruising, cos that's the kind of fish they are."
Van: "Yeah."
Munter: "The Van Fish and the Munter Fish."
Van: "And they're cool, man."
Munter: "Of course they're cool, cos they're in the water."

"They're big those Tongans, and no strangers to violence - cos their mums have been smacking them from when they was little." - Munter

"What I'm saying, Mrs West, is that I think I have this sixth sense I didn't know I had before - 'cause I look at Draska and I go 'no f**king way are you pregnant.' In heat, maybe, but not pregnant. I think maybe it's a Maori thing. " - Munter

"Chicks are way more devious than guys." - Munter

(on pregnancy tests) "What if the whole person is a false negative? Can that throw the test off?" - Munter

Munter: "It's an old Maori cure my Mum handed down to me from my koro."
Van: "Cure for what?"
Munter: "Anything. Vampire bitches who want to steal your wairua."

"You just mimed rooting your own sister. You have to think about these things before you do them." - Munter

(on crayfish) "They're the gold of the sea. They put the kai in kaimoana." - Munter

Later...

Munter: "Crays, man, they're like the chicken of the sea, man."
Van: "I thought they were the gold of the sea."
Munter: "They're also the chicken, cos if they go off, they make you hurl your guts and squirt your ring."

Van: "I gotta show [Wolf] I got the chops."
Munter: "You got the chops, man. You got big meaty chops, with sauce on top, and chips."

Dad:"oooooo u got ur googles on(refering to someone with thick glasses) you goin for a swim. Swimming in the oxygen"
(person chooses to be unamed we all know who though scrunches thier face)
"whats a matter is the current a bit swift for ya!"

Sylvester:"oi its nearly crimice"
Angel:"wattt grimace?"
Angel:"lets do some fireplace at da crimice (said in a fob manner)"
TRANSLATION:"shall we enjoy some fireworks at christmas time"

Rich:"you know when ABRAHUMMM made his ark with the animals on it"
Angel and Tan:just fuking cracked up laughing and mocked his ass hard hahaha that joke is still going on today it has escalted from a boat to his ABRAHUUUMM facial hurrr up in hurr!!.

Angel:"Shit you eat like nobodys bussiness!"
Tofu:"Its not like ill be eating likes its your business thats for damn sure"

Sylvester:"im gettign fat i think im pregnant its ruining my posture" (starts excercising)
Angel:"wtf what do you mean like your carring extra weight and its making you slouch" then burts into a laughing fit because that is the stupidist thing shes ever heard then gets told to shut it!

CLASSIC PJ THATS CRAKED OWT NO AND THEN
Angel:"thats a whole bunch of...."
Ericca:"HOOPLA" in that annoying voice that we uses when we want each others attention e.g yelling ERICCCA IN A CROWD FULL O PEEPZ that voice that makes one eye close slighty like youve bit a lemon or smelt or worse seen a banana "ericca".

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