This is a messge board which was on the bbc website
The starting posts are fine but they get rather sick and twisted fairly quickly - best laugh ive had in ages!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/1xtra/F2675...

what my name means

C : You're wild and crazy.
R : Fuckin crazy
A : You like to drink alcohol.
I : You have a fine ass
G : You never let people tell you what to do.

TRY IT OUR FOR YOURSELF!!

A : You like to drink alcohol.
B : You fuck on the first date
C : You're wild and crazy.
D : You have one of the best personalities ever.
E : Damn good kisser.
F : People adore you.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : Large knockers.
I : You have a fine ass
J : You live life for fun.
K : You are really silly.
L : your 1 in a million
M : one to have fun.
N : Everyone loves you.
O : You are one of the best in bed.
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
R : Fuckin crazy
S : Easy to fall in love with.
T : Your loyal to those you love
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgemental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y : one of the best damn bf/gf ne one could ask for.
Z : Always ready.

Our extensive A-Z guide will prove invaluable to current or future residents. Due to its comprehensive nature we suggest you print it out and read it with a glass of sherry in your hand and your feet up on a well upholstered foot stool or pouffe.

A is for ANNUAL INCOME
Don't even think about moving to suburbia unless you or your partner earns at least fifty thousand pounds a year. You will not be invited to any dinner parties or be able to afford the de rigueur 2 holidays a year (summer and winter).

B is for BARBECUE
Barbecues are a prime opportunity to subtly tell everyone your annual income (see above). You should never mention a figure, just hint. You could mention your new car for example.

C is for CHILDREN
Children can be a vital asset in suburbia or an enormous liability, so raise carefully. Your child should be average in most areas but precociously talented in one. Preferably music or some sort of élitist sport. For a boy, golf or tennis and for a girl something to do with horses.

D is for DINNER PARTY
We cannot over emphasise the importance of the dinner party. From cuisine to interior decor, the dinner party is an essential source of information for the guest and a potential mine field for the host.

For food, we recommend Delia Smith or the River Cafe cook book. But remember to add an obscure spice to mask the recipe's origins. Desserts must NEVER be bought from a shop. After dinner mints are the norm and should never be served from the box (After Eights included). This is a time when the whole family must pull together. Ladies, the fate of your family depends on your creme broulé. Gentlemen, family saloons and golf are the main conversation piece and will always get you out of a tricky situation. Blue jokes can be told but we suggest you leave it to your discretion.

Children should remain silent at the table (not under it) and be confined to the playroom when not dining. The playroom should of course belong to the nearest Boarding School - We wouldn't dare suggest that you would be looking after your children yourself. During the Holidays if your child posses musical skills a short solo, post-dessert, would be the norm. Should your child play a classical piece make it a well known one, you don't want to highlight the ignorance of you guests unless that is the specific purpose of you dinner party.

E is for EDUCATION
All children should be educated up to the age of 18 in one of the many Public establishments in the surrounding area. They should then be sent to a Swiss Finishing School for girls of the British armed forces for boys. State schools should be avoided at all costs even for charitable purposes. Your child is allowed one state school educated friend to illustrate the class divide and to show that you are on the right side of it. Whenever possible your child should board and return every fifth weekend for display purposes only.

F is for FAMILY VALUES
The family unit is sacred and to the outside world should be seen to be perfect. Part of maintaining a strong family unit is inviting the child of a divorced family to tea at least once a week.

G is for GOLF
Golf, the sport of kings and the ultimate opportunity to climb the social ladder. Your income should be stretched to breaking point to maintain your status in the golf club. If possible you should be on the committee. But remember always vote WITH the club captain. Keep a careful eye on trends in golfing attire but always remember to add that personal touch. You car should be clean at all times. Should you not be able to afford an expensive car, buy a small European hatchback and pass it off as your wife's. Remember it is possible to have a mortgage secured on your set of golf clubs.

H is for HOME
Where do we start? You home speaks volumes about you, your family, your background and your income and is fraught with potential slip ups for those not familiar with the rules of interior decoration. As a minimum, your hom