A guy named benny is sitting in a pub showing off that he knows everybody , so his mate bets him 10 pound that the next person to walk in the pub does'nt know him , they wait a few minutes then someone walks in to the pub and says "hey benny , what's up ? " . so his mate then bets benny 100 pound that he doesn't know the first person they see outside walking down the street . so they go outside and see someone near the pub , sure enough , the stranger waves and say's , "hi benny , how's it going ?", flustered , benny's mate bets him 500 pound that he does'nt know the prime minister , so they drive up to downing street and a policeman say's "benny, you know you can't just show up here like this ", then a black jaguar pulls up , tony blair rolls down the window and say's "hey benny , how have you been ?", Benny's now exasperated mate then bets him 1000 pound that he doesn't know the pope . So the two men jump on a plane to rome . In ST peter's square , benny say's to his mate "ok , now watch up there on the balcony, i'm going to come out there with the pope" , Sure enough , after talking to a couple of swiss guard's benny appears on the balcony next to the pope . He looks down and see's his mate passed out on the ground , benny goes back down to the square and say's ," Are you surprised that i know the pope ? " , No say's his mate as he comes to, When you went up there , somebody walked up behind me and said , " Who's that guy up there with benny ?"