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- If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it.
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notin much changes this year, still at Chapelcross (in for the long run now), still helpin the SHED remain as the Best bar in Gods Country and still workin wi kW. Still got the House, still got the car ... wait a minute sold the Cupra and now have a 535d BMW M-Sport. Oh yeah, dunno where i go when i get bored of it prob Rangie Sport or M5.
Nowt much else to say
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- Funky House, Hard House, My House, Oasis, Stone Roses, 'Phonics you get the picture
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- Green Street, Mean Machine, etc, Top Gear, Fifth Gear, Spooks, Amatuer Porn
- Big Bill Struth
- To be a Ranger is to sense the sacred trust of upholding all that such a name means in this shrine of football. They must be true in their conception of what the Ibrox tradition seeks from them. No true Ranger has ever failed in the tradition set him.
Our very success, gained you will agree by skill, will draw more people than ever to see it. And that will benefit many more clubs than Rangers. Let the others come after us. We welcome the chase. It is healthy for all of us. We will never hide from it. Never fear, inevitably we shall have our years of failure, and when they arrive, we must reveal tolerance and sanity. No matter the days of anxiety that come our way, we shall emerge stronger because of the trials to be overcome.
That has been the philosophy of the Rangers since the days of the gallant pioneers." - Big Jock Knew
- Saying popularised in Glaswegian football, in particular by Old Firm fans. This saying refers to the ex-manager of Celtic Football Club Jock Stein. In the early 1970s, young boys were abused by a youth coach at the club called James Torbett. Stein aka Big Jock is reputeded to have known about this and not reported the matter to the authorities, and also been part of a cover up within Celtic Football Club.
Hence the saying "Big Jock Knew". - Happiest When
- Partyin or just bein behind the bar in the Shed when its bouncin
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HELICOPTER SUNDAY
Let me tell you the tale of a Sunday in May,
We were two points behind Celtic with one game to play.
The Tims had been crowing ‘The title’s in the bag,
We’ve won the league again, fly the flag, fly the flag.’
They would be taught a lesson they will always remember,
Do not write off the Rangers, they never surrender.
We descended on Leith on the 22ND of May,
The waiting was over, it was judgement day.
With hope in our hearts, and trannies in our hands,
We packed ourselves into the Easter Road stands.
The referee blew his whistle, the action began,
A wave of excitement swept over the fans.
But half an hour in came the news we were dreading,
Sutton had scored, for second place we were heading.
Soon half-time arrived and the score remained zero,
We looked to the heavens and prayed for a hero.
The teams re-emerged and the second half started,
Not one of our loyal fans had departed.
Then all of a sudden – a promising break,
Buffel to Novo who made no mistake.
1 -0 to Rangers, we were off the mark,
Our attentions now turned to events at Fir Park.
Celtic were coasting as the minutes ticked by,
They sang Championees and The Fields of Athenrye.
But you and I know there was a sting in the tail,
For theirs is a club which is destined to fail.
Enter Scott MacDonald with an overhead kick,
Rab Douglas was nowhere and Timmy was sick.
Their fans were despondent and looked to the skies,
But there was no solace for their tear-stained eyes.
For a helicopter was approaching the ground,
But it sure wasn’t landing, it was turning around.
Over on the touchline, O’Neill lost the plot,
Astonishingly brilliant, I think fucking not!
Soon word reached Leith and the Rangers fans roared,
The players on the pitch knew that Motherwell had scored.
They kept possession, we awaited more news,
Tension gripped all of the red, white and blues.
Then two minutes later – a heart warming sound,
Another eruption at our end of the ground.
2 – 1 to Motherwell and it had to be him,
MacDonald again, not bad for a Tim.
The final whistle sounded and the helicopter arrived,
This time it was landing with the SPL prize.
Strangers hugged strangers up and down the land,
As the words KEEP BELIEVING appeared in the stand.
The singing began – ‘Cheer up Marty,
Come on over to our place, we’re having a party’.
And over at Ibrox, though only minutes had passed,
A sea of red, white and blue had massed.
Hundreds of bears lined Edmiston Drive,
The team bus arrived and the place came alive.
The party continued well into the night,
A reward for a season of courage and fight.
And I urge all fellow bears to take heed of this rhyme,
As we find ourselves in more difficult times.
Protest if you must at the current regime,
But unite on a Saturday and get behind the team.
When you’re finding it hard to muster belief,
Think back to that day when the sun shone on Leith.
Because, like the Moon landings and JFK,
We’ll all remember that Sunday in May.
The odds were against us but we won the race,
Let the others come after us, we welcome the chase.
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SCOTTISH FRIENDS
FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk
SCOTTISH FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught peeing
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs
SCOTTISH FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up
FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.
SCOTTISH FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route.
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
SCOTTISH FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun "
FRIENDS: Cry with you.
SCOTTISH FRIENDS: laugh at you
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
SCOTTISH FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.
FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.
SCOTTISH FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
SCOTTISH FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
SCOTTISH FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
SCOTTISH FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.
SCOTTISH FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.
FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
SCOTTISH FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
SCOTTISH FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "You better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste. That's alcohol abuse!!!"
FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
SCOTTISH FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.
FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
SCOTTISH FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".
FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
SCOTTISH FRIENDS: Will knock them the Fuck out!!
FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."
SCOTTISHFRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.
FRIENDS: Will tell you what you want to hear
SCOTTISH FRIENDS: Will tell you like it is
FRIENDS: Will ignore this
SCOTTISH FRIENDS: Will repost this0 commenti 658 giorni
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Bill Struth
To be a Ranger is to sense the sacred trust of upholding all that such a name means in this shrine of football. They must be true in their conception of what the Ibrox tradition seeks from them. No true Ranger has ever failed in the tradition set him.
Our very success, gained you will agree by skill, will draw more people than ever to see it. And that will benefit many more clubs than Rangers. Let the others come after us. We welcome the chase. It is healthy for all of us. We will never hide from it. Never fear, inevitably we shall have our years of failure, and when they arrive, we must reveal tolerance and sanity. No matter the days of anxiety that come our way, we shall emerge stronger because of the trials to be overcome.
That has been the philosophy of the Rangers since the days of the gallant pioneers."
Bill Struth
1875 - 1956
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| Name : | Lee | |
| Nick Name : | Anything you like, latest is ACE, don't ask | |
| Birthdate : | 23.09.83 | |
| Birthplace: | Cresswell | |
| Current Location: | Annan | |
| Eye Color: | Brown | |
| Hair Color: | Blonde & Brown | |
| Height: | 6'9" | |
| Weight: | 17 st ish | |
| Piercings: | ear | |
| Tatoos: | 4 - 5 in jan | |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend: | nottachance | |
| Vehicle: | BMW 535d | |
| Overused Phrase: | Every profanity going | |
| FAVORITES | ||
| Food: | Ckicken | |
| Pub/Disc/Restaurant: | THE SHED obv. | |
| Candy: | Galaxy | |
| Number: | 1 | |
| Color: | Blue | |
| Animal: | Pedigree British Blue (COWS) | |
| Drink: | Magners/Guiness | |
| Body Part on Opposite sex: | Arse | |
| Perfume: | CK Euphoria | |
| TV Show: | Top Gear | |
| Music Album: | any Hed Kandi | |
| Movie: | anything | |
| Actor/Actress: | dont care really | |
| This or That | ||
| Pepsi or Coke: | Pepsi | |
| McDonalds or BurgerKing: | BK | |
| Chocolate or Vanilla | vanilla | |
| Hot Chocolate or Coffee: | CWaffee | |
| Kiss or Hug: | Kiss | |
| Dog or Cat: | DUG | |
| Rap or Punk: | neither | |
| Summer or Winter: | Summer | |
| Scary Movies or Funny Movies: | Funny | |
| Love or Money: | Money | |
| YOUR... | ||
| Bedtime: | whenever i feel like it | |
| Most Missed Memory: | everyone close as been taken from us | |
| Best phyiscal feature: | eyes | |
| First Thought Waking Up: | Fuck | |
| Ambition: | Get rich and die Fucking | |
| Best Friends: | kev kev podge andy alan alan etc | |
| Weakness: | ugly women | |
| Fears: | being skint | |
| Longest relationship: | 13 weeks | |
| HAVE YOU... | ||
| Cheated Your Partner: | naw | |
| Ever been beaten up: | just offa ma dad | |
| Ever beaten someone up: | yeah | |
| Ever Shoplifted: | yass | |
| Ever Skinny Dipped: | yip | |
| Ever Kissed Opposite sex: | yeah | |
| Been Dumped Lately: | naw | |
| IN A GUY/GAL | ||
| Favorite Eye Color: | blue/green | |
| Favorite Hair Color: | brown | |
| Short or Long: | long | |
| Height: | average | |
| Style: | any | |
| Looks or Personality: | personality | |
| Hot or Cute | hot | |
| Muscular or Really Skinny: | just right | |
| RANDOMS | ||
| What country do you want to Visit: | OZ | |
| How do you want to Die: | Fucking | |
| Been to the Mall Lately: | naw | |
| Get along with your Parents: | mostly | |
| Health Freak: | nope | |
| Do you think your Attractive: | for sure | |
| Believe in Yourself: | yeah | |
| Want to go to College: | done it twice and gave up | |
| Do you Smoke: | only when i'm going too fast | |
| Do you Drink: | yesh | |
| Shower Daily: | yeah | |
| Been in Love: | kinda | |
| Do you Sing: | all the time | |
| Want to get Married: | one day | |
| Do you want Children: | one day | |
| Age you wanna lose your Virginity: | oops | |
| Hate anyone: | yeah, the little bastards wo done my windae | |
| Get Your Own survey..... | ||
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Hi Lee The Camel Hoof Engineer,
If you dont want updates mail us and we will take you off the list.
We hope you all had a good weekend? Check out the pics from the foam party on Friday night it really was huge!!!
This week we change things a little, for free entry this weekend go to jumpinjaksguestlist.com and stick ur name on the guestlist, this will get you free entry all nights b4r 12!!! Plus at 1am if your on the list we will be running a prize draw to win £100.... So just sign up.......
Dont forget this Saturdau night we have Lauren & Molly BASSHUNTER babes on stage(hot girls for the guys)
See you at the weekend!!
James Prior Darren Gray
General Manager Entertainment Manager
Hi Lee The Camel Hoof Engineer,,
If you dont want updates mail us and we will remove you!!!
FOAM ALERT, FOAM ALERT, FOAM ALERT,
THIS FRIDAY FOAM PARTY with the BIGGEST foam cannon in the whole of the UK you do not want to miss this one it will be HUGE.
Check out our pics from the weekend we had Jamie Lomas and Kim Marsh in the club.
Password of the week- "Bring in a bar of chocolate"
You can now add us on msn " dumfries@helenaleisure.com"
Again Friday night is going to be huge free entry in beach wear b4 12.
See you at the weekend!!!
James Prior Darren Gray
General Manager Entertainment Manager
ye i know i think thats the first time ive ever not been with Derek at the end of the night! but Sam cant get into shed so we couldnt come in! x
Hi Lee The Camel Hoof Engineer,
If you dont want our updates mail us and we will take you off the list.
Pictures from Halloween are now up we hope you enjoy!!!
This week we have a school disco for you, FREE entry for anyone in uniform. We have a huge bungee run on the night which you dont want to miss its great fun!!!
Password of the week is to bring in an item that starts with the letter "Z" this will get you free entry b4 12 all nights.
WARREN FOX from Hollyoaks live Saturday 14th November girls DONT MISS IT!!!
See you at the weekend
James Prior
General Manager
ye a bet! i worked in th e auberge, every night was like that haha! well i just decided for once to get really drunk n that seemed to help! ended up in the r.c and had a good wee boogie! x
hiya! nuthin at all,u? cant get over how quiet the town was on sat night! x
Hi Lee The Camel Hoof Engineer,
Just a quick update to let you know that this Friday is our FOAM PARTY.
Did you miss out last time? Have a look at our pics to see what a gret night it was. We do it all again on Friday doors open 11pm Selected drinks £1.30
PASSWORD OF THE WEEK-Bring in a bar of chocolate for free entry b4 12 all nights
See you Friday
Love
James Prior
General Manager
Hi Lee The Camel Hoof Engineer,
IF YOU DO NOT WANT THESE UPDATES FROM JAKS,SEND US A MESSAGE AND WE WILL TAKE YOU OFF THE LIST.
Our update this week is short and sweet!! Coming up for you on Saturday 3rd October we have SCOTT MASLEN live on stage. We also booked JAMIE LOMAS aka WARREN FOX from Hollyoaks, check out our home page for more details and dates
Password of the week this week, we want you to bring something in that starts with the letter "A"(it has to be something we can keep) This will get you free entry every night before 12am!!!
See you at the weekend!!!
James Prior
General Manager
Hi Lee The Camel Hoof Engineer,
Hope you enjoyed the weekend? It was funny listening to everyone singing jingle bells at the box office to get free entry
Do you have a reason to party anytime soon? How does free entry,q jump,party area and party bag sound to you? Call us on 01387261440 and book your free party!!!
So for the best bit, 'Password of the Week' we want you to bring in a sock (on your feet does not count) and you may NOT get it back!!! So bring a sock and get FREE entry every night before midnight.
Don't forget to check out facebook and bebo for info on all events and check out the pictures from the weekend!!!
Love
James Prior
Hi Lee The Camel Hoof Engineer,
Password of the week is, sing 'Jingle Bells' at reception for FREE entry all nights before 12. Sing it loud and PROUD!!!!!
This Friday we have our snow/christmas party, which has to be seen to be belived, you have seen a foam party now see a snow party. FREE entry for anyone in christmas gear!!
Saturday 3rd October we have TV heartthrob Scott Maslen live on stage (girls google his name for hot pics)
Dont forget you can book ur free party with us just call 01387 261440
Have a good week look forward to seeing you on Friday night for our first ever SNOW Party!!!!
Jame Prior
General Manager
Hi Lee The Camel Hoof Engineer,
Just a reminder to keep voting on our poll,yes or no for Danny Dyer in jaks?Vote now!!!
We hope you all enjoyed the foam party on Friday night?All the pics are now up for you to look at and steal ENJOY!!
Friday4th September we have Christmas Revisited SNOW PARTY,with for the first time ever a SNOW CANNON.Anyone in christmas gear will get in 4 free!!
Bank Holiday Sunday,PYJAMA PARTY THIS SUNDAY ALL DRINKS £1!!! FREE ENTRY IN PYJAMAS!!!
Dont forget to book ur party for free entry free bubbly party area and party bag,just call 01387261440 and book for free!!
Password of the week is "eh aw like a donkey"for free entry all nights b4r 12
See you at the weekend
James Prior Darren Gray
General Manager Entertainment Manager
Hi Lee The Camel Hoof Engineer,
Just a quick message from us this week to keep you up to speed on whats going on this week!!
Friday night is our IBIZA STLYE FOAM PARTY,if you missed out on the last one make sure you are here Friday night for FOAM PARTY number 2.
Anyone in shorts t-shirts and bikini will get free entry before 12.
Password of the week is "Ibiza rocks" use this for free entry all nights before 12.
Dont forget to vote on our poll yes or no for Danny Dyer in jaks.
See you at the weekend
Love
James Prior Darren Gray
General Manager Entertainment Manager
mayb thts y a aint seen ya! u workin this wknd? ya shud cum int te vaults on sat cz am wurkin
xxxxxxx
ano been ages. Not alots happening like. How about yourself? Have some love back x x x
Hi Lee The Camel Hoof Engineer,
Its that time again password of the week to save you cash at the weekend.
OUR BIG QUESTION WOULD YOU PAY £8-£10 TO SEE DANNY DYER IN DUMFRIES???VOTE ON OUR POLL NOW
Our next big event is coming up very soon.Friday 21st is our FOAM PARTY,if you missed out on the last one tihs is ur chance to make up for it(free entry before 12 for anyone in shorts and t-shirt)
Anyone have a a reason to party soon?why not let us help you on the way FREE entry,bubbly,party bag,party cake and enrty into our party area.All u gotta do is call us on 01387261440 and book ur FREE party!!!
Dont forget TV heartthrobe Scott Maslen will be here on saturday 3rd of october(check him out on google girls)
PASSWORD OF THE WEEK IS-SQUEAL LIKE A PIG FOR FREE ENTRY ALL NIGHTS B4R 12.
Have a good week see u at the weekend
James Prior Darren Gray
General Manager Entertainment Manager
Hi Lee The Camel Hoof Engineer,
Thought we would cheer you up and send you the password of the week along with this weeks jaks update!
Our next big event is Friday 21st Aug-Our Ibiza style foam party hits town again, ALL DRINKS still 2-4-1. Get your shorts and t-shirts out ready.
Also on the horizon is one for the girls. Saturday October 3rd TV Heart Throb SCOTT MASLEN will be live on the Jaks stage (guys the club will be full of girls that night do not miss out)
Not only that but on Bank Holiday Sunday 30th October want to see you all down here in pyjamas (free entry if you do) Plus ALL DRINKS just £1 all night.
Don't forget 2 book your free party- you get q jump, FREE entry, FREE bubbly, FREE cake, FREE party bag. Call 01387261440 to book yours.
PASSWORD OF THE WEEK-cluck like a chicken for free entry every night before 12.
Much love
James Prior Darren Gray
General Manager Ents Manager
Hi Lee The Camel Hoof Engineer,
Did u know we are open on sunday this weekend for our first ever prize ballon drop its not to be missed ALL DRINKS £1.
SCOTT MASLEN One of the biggest heart throbs on tv is appering live @Jaks on Saturday 3rd of october(type his name in google for some hot pics girls)
But before that dont forget that on Friday 21st of August its shorts and t-shirts for our next ibiza stlye Foam party you will love it.
Remember if you or a freind has a birthday coming up soon book it with us FREE.We give q jump,entry,bubbly,cake,party bag and ur own private area of the club all for FREE just call on 01387261440.
Password of the week this week is -"Supercalifragilisticexpialidociou
s" use this @box office for free entry before 12 al lweekend.
We look forward to seeing u at the weekend
Love
James Prior Darren Gray
General Manager Dj/Ents Manager.
Nowt just didn't know wat ta put. Were was u on marches then? A was a jammin lol x x x
A wish, a have ta buy ma own car lol a am very mature anyway lol x x x
hehe yea bt am a big girl nw lol yea a passed woop woop xxxx