1.What is your name? Joanne Mathieson
2.How old are you? 23
3.Who are your best friends? Wenders, Barry, Gillibiggot to name a few
4.Do you have a bf/gf? Naat
5.Are you happy with your life? a bit
6.And your love life? non existant... not that bothered tbh
7.What's one thing you want right now? to get rid of this headache!!
8.Are you currently missing anyone? yeah
9. have you had a gf/bf in the past month? nope
10.Have you had a gf/bf in the past 6 months? naat
11.When was the last time you went shopping? Cant remember - im poor lol
12.What's your msn screenname? hussi lol
13.What's your bebo username? Four Stars
14.What phone have you got? Sony Ericsson K800i
15.What time was your last text message received? 14.55
16.When time was your last text message sent? 7.14..
17.What does the 5th message in your inbox say? nae bother, fone ya when im leaving
18.Who is the 10th contact in your phonebook? Big Jamesy
19.Do you get along with your parents? yeah
20.How many siblings do you have? 3 brothers and a sister
21.Who makes you happy? loads of ppl
22.Are your family close? kinda
23.Are you in love? na
24.How many times have you gotten drunk? r u kidding?!?! im never sober lol
25.Ever tried drugs? No! and very proud to say so
26.Do you want children? Yeah
27.Do you believe in yourself? Sumtimes
28.What age do you want to get married? dno
29.How do you want to die?i dont really lol
30.What are your fears?Family members dying
31.What's your favorite place to go shopping? anywhere within my bank balance lol
32.Do you think you have ever been in love? naat
33.Answer truthfully, do you care what people think of you? yeah... too much prob
34.Have you ever punched someone in the face? not yet but id love to!!!
35.What are your views on abortion? not for me but gta do wot ya gta do ken
36.Do you smoke? na
37.Who in your close family smokes? my wee papa
38.Which do you prefer, pink or purple? Blue! lol
39.How many pets do you own? none, can barely look after myself lol
40.Do you prefer touch-screen or button phones?button
41.IPod or iTunes? ipod
42.Do you own an MP3? nah
43.Do you own an iPod? yeah
44.If you do, what type of iPod? dno.. an apple 1 i think lol
45.Who do you get along with most, boys or girls? boys if im honest lol
47.What do you think of beyonce? shes nae bad
48.Do you watch skins? erm... no!
49.How often do you lie? wee white ones prob every day lol
50.What is your favorite style of music? blood and thunder... (only VIPs will know wot i mean lol)
53.Have you seen dirty dancing? countless times!
51.Look to your left, name 3 things you can see? bobble, phone, more desks (im at work lol)
52.How many people, on average, do you text each day? 4/5... depends if i have poppy in my phone lol
54.Do you prefer 50cent or Jay-z?Jay-Z
55.Have you kissed anyone named Josh? not that i know of lol
56.Do your parents live together? Yeah
57.Are you a virgin? nosey nosey!!! wot do u think!? lol
58.Shopping or cinemas? Shopping... films can be boring lol
59.What colour are your curtains? Cream and Brown
60.How many messages have you sent from your phone? (You can check via settings, calls, time&cost, message counter, or something like that)666, its a new phone lol
61.What's your favorite alcoholic beverage? Sloe Gin and Moet
62.How long have you known the 3rd person in your top friends? just over 5 years
63.Have you enjoyed this quiz? meh! better than working
64.Anything to say before you go? YSYT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lets start it off with,are you available?
yup

Have you ever slept in the same bed with the last person you kissed?
nope

What were you doing? at 10:30 last nite?
snoozing lol

Were you happy when you woke up today?
nope... had work to go to

Who's thinking about you right now?
dina ken

Have you kissed anyone on the lips today?
nope

Will your next kiss be a mistake?
u tell me

Whens the next time you'll see your closest friends?
the nicht prop

You have siblings over the age of 20?
yup... 4 of them!! lol

Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days?
yeah

Who did you last say ' I love you' to?
cani mind lol

Do you hate anyone at the moment?
oh yes!

Are you scared of spiders?
naat

Do you have trust issues?
naa... dnt think so

Who was the last person you cried in front of?
Wendy lol.. X Factor is major teary! lol

Is it easier to forgive or forget?
forget

If you were pregnant, who would you tell first?
no gna happen! lol

If you were payed £4,000 to sleep with Barack Obama, would you?
erm no... im not a prostitute!

If you had an hour to live what would you say to the person you loved?
laters! lol... jk

How often do you cry?
once a week just now... again.. x factor lol

Why do you think so many people cheat on their bf/gf?
cant resist temptation!

If you could make your lips bigger, would you?
naa lol

Have you cried today?
naa

Hold hands with anyone today?
naa

Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
regretably lol

Do you think relationships are ever worth it?
aye

Do you want to get married?
maybe

Is there someone you can't get off your mind?
possibly lol

How did you get your last bruise?
falling drunk prob! lol

Did the last person you kiss have tattoos?
think so lol

Is your hair naturally curly or straight?
curly!

Who was the first person you talked to today?
ding dong

Are you currently sad about anything?
aye... a FRIGGIN SORE HEAD makin me awfy sad!

Why did you last laugh really hard?
lmao... the woman that walked by in safeway with a tash....

Have you ever kissed any of your top friends?
yup lol

Do you hate the last person you kissed?
nope lol

Someone knocks on your window at 2 AM, what do you do?
say GTF! lol

Do you wish someone was with you right now?
maybe

Do you find dead people interesting?
no!!! lol

Is there anyone that you care more about than yourself?
of cource!

Do you love somebody?
yeah

Any plans for tomorrow?
sleep!!!! lol

1.you had your school uniform personally tailored at John Orr's.
2.you've drunk Buckfast tonic wine in the bluebell woods.
3.you've had your picture taken with two wee monkeys' in woolly clothes at Airdrie fair day.
4.you have or had a bank account at Britain's only independent bank; Airdrie Savings Bank.
5.you're a member of Scotland's first public library; Airdrie Library.
6.you had your first pint at the Staging Post.
7.you've watched some of the biggest Orange walks in Scotland.
8.you played or know someone who played in the oldest school boy football tournament in the world; Airdrie Schools' cup.
9.your sister bought dance shoes at Flossie's.
10.you've tasted the best ice cream in the world at the King's cafe, ie. Josephine's.
11.you wasted some school afternoon at Airdrie Market.
12.you call the round-about at Clarkston the terminus, even though a tram hasn't been there for about 45 years.
13.you've fallen asleep on the Glasgow night bus to Airdrie and ended up lost in Clarkston.
14.you saw some puppet show in the Airdrie Arts Centre.
15.you bought your first 12” remix vinyl at Tracks.
16.you saw a joby at the bottom of Airdrie baths and tell your friends that you would never piss in the pool.
17.you went into depression when Airdrieonians went bankrupt.
18.you're glad that Airdrie play in a sexy strip, unlike Motherwell, who play in a ass wipe top.
19.you end up drinking in Coatbridge or Coatdyke at some point of the night.
20.you went to the roller disco in the Cairnhill hotel.
21.you've been to a wedding in the Tudor hotel, then tell everyone you're never getting married.
22.you spread a rumour that the Monkland's canal is opening in 3 years.
23.you're proud that Pinwinnie Whisky and Heather Cream are from Airdrie.
24.you keep wondering when Mister H is going to close and how he survives.
25.you're sad about all the empty shops, sunbed, charity and shoe shops.
26.you bought your lunch at Dalziel bakers.
27.you thought you were going to get stabbed, shagged and bagged at Airdrie bus station one lonely winter night.
28.you know that the first penalty and penalty shoot out were taken at broomfield.
29.you had your first fumble in the daffodil woods and lied to your friends the next day telling them you did everything.
30.you wonder if anyone ever buys anything from Henderson's
31.you got you keys cut at Goldies and actually had good service in Airdrie.
32.you wish John Menzies was back to compete with WHsmiths.
33.You remember Noel Edmonds coming to open a shop in Airdrie.
34.you bought a mouse from Sam Marshall's without telling yer maw.
35.you remember Airdre having six discos including the Double A.
36.you've never paid on the Airdrie to Glasgow blue line, regretting you now have to get off at High street.
37.you saw the Silencers and the Big Dish in Airdie Town hall and then went upstairs to the lesser.
38.you know that someone with beady eyes and a grey blazer is attending St Margaret's.
39.you've tried to count all the Airdrie coat of arms in the town or you'll try after this.
40.you've seen Airdrie in two Scottish cup finals, maybe four if you're very old.
41.you saw someone eat a dog in Whinhall.
42.you had to phone headquarters of Curry's because the staff in Airdrie say it's not there job;in fact nothing is.
43.you went on a long bike journey ie. the Cleddans; my aren't you fit.
44.you got a skin head at the barbers next to the Double A, then tried to steal a Vespa scooter outside the Broomfield Tavern; no you're not a Mod!
45.you don't know anyone who's in the Section B.
46.you've had your picture in the Advertiser.
47.you know someone who stole golf balls for a living.
48.you've used the public observatory in Airdrie library.
49.you know someone who worked in Boot's factory, Albert Bartlett - Britain's largest potato grower, the pye imperial tube works or BeCogent.
50.you know that the world's first iron boat was constructed in Airdrie; the Vulcan.
51.your s