11 rules of bebo
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one.
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under your picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.
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two.
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.
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three.
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
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four.
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.

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five.
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.

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six.
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.
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seven.
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!

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eight.
Little 6th graders who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!
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nine.
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.

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ten.
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).
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eleven.
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!

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Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.
Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.

Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop

Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide
FCUK condoms - no comment required.
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.

Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault condoms - size really does matter!

Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! (Please)

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
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AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
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Aldershot Town: A-Company
Arsenal:Gooners, The Herd
Aston Villa: Villa Youth, Steamers, villa hardcore, C-Crew
Barnet: BUGS (Barnet Urban Gorillas)
Barnsley: Inter-City Tykes, Five-O
Birmingham City: Zulu Warriors
Blackpool: BRS (Bison Riot Squad),BTS (Blackpool Tangerine Service)
Bolton Wanderers: Tonge Moor Slashers, Mongoose Cuckoo Boys
Bradford City: The Ointment
Brighton and Hove Albion: Headhunters
Bristol City: Inter-City Robins, City Service,
Bristol Rovers: Gas Hit Squad
Burnley: Suicide Squad
Cambridge United: Cambridge Casuals
Cardiff City: Soul Crew
Carlisle United: BCF (Border City Firm)
Cheltenham CVF (Cheltenham Volunteer Force), HWC (Hestersway Casuals)
Chelsea: Headhunters, CYF
Chester City: 1 2 5's
Chesterfield: CBS (Chesterfield Bastard Squad)
Coventry City: Cov Legion
Crystal Palace: Dirty 30
Darlington: Darlington Casuals, Bank Top 200,The Under-5's, The Townies
Derby County: DLF (Derby Lunatic Fringe)
Doncaster Rovers: DDR (Doncaster Defence Regiment)
Everton FC - The County Road Cutters
Exeter City: Sly Crew
Fulham: Thames Valley Travellers
Grimsby Town: CBP (Cleethorpe Beach Patrol)
Halifax Town: Skircoat Casual Crew
Hereford United: ICF (Inter-City Firm)
Huddersfield Town: HYC (Huddersfield Young Casuals)
Hull City: City Psychos
Leeds United: Service Crew
Leicester City: Baby Squad, MMA, BIF (Braunstone Inter-City Firm)
Lincoln City: LTE (Lincoln Transit Elite)
Liverpool: THE URCHINS
Manchester City: Maine Line Service Crew, Guv'nors
Manchester United:Red Army, Inter-City Jibbers, Cockney Reds
Middlesbrough: Frontline
Millwall: Bushwackers, The Treatment
Newcastle United: Bender Crew, NME (Newcastle Mainline Express)
Northampton Town: NAA (Northampton Affray Army)
Norwich City NHS - (Norwich Hit Squad)
Nottingham Forest: Red Dogs, Naughty Forties, Trent End Boot Boys, I.C.R.S(Inter City Reds Squad ,F.E.C. (Forest Executive Crew)
Oldham Athletic: Fine Young Casuals
Oxford United: Warlords
Peterborough United: PTC (Peterborough Terrace Crew)
Plymouth Argyle: Central Element
Portsmouth: 657 Crew, Skull Patrol
QPR: C-MOB, RYM, Rangers Youth Mob
Reading: Berkshire Boot Boys
Rotherham United: Rotherham Casuals, SECTION 5
Sheffield United: BBC (Blades Business Crew)
Sheffield Wednesday: OCS (Owls Crime Squad)
Shrewsbury Town: EBF (English Border Front)
Southampton: Inside Crew, The Uglies, Surburban Casuals
Stockport County: The Company, Hit Squad
Stoke City: Naughty Forty
Sunderland: Vauxies, Seaburn Casuals, Boss Lads, The Redskins
Swansea City: Swansea Jacks, Jacks Army
Tottenham Hotspur: Yiddos, N17s
Tranmere Rovers: TSB (Tranmere Stanley Boys) ,
Walsall: SPG Special Patrol Group
West Bromwich Albion: Section Five
West Ham United: ICF (Inter-City Firm)
Wolverhampton Wanderers: Subway Army, Bridge Boys
Wrexham: Frontline,ssc,w.f.l.y
York City: YNS (York Nomad Society)