Mark Nowadaze
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- Rarely on Bebo anymore... get me on www.markcoughlan.com
- Me, Myself, and I
- We laid by a river.
We looked at the stars.
I said "how tiny we are, girl. How tiny we are"
There's much in the world I don't understand.
But it makes much more sense when my hand's in your hand.
- The capital of Zambia is...
- Lusaka
- bet ye didn't know that...
- did ya?
- LIFE ACHIEVEMENTS
- Extra gold star for getting five gold stars in one week - 2nd class...
Junior golfer of the week 23/6/03...
Quote of the week from Ali Freeman 15/10/08
Most Crap Achievments in a Lifetime Date TBC
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Lyrics
[The empowerment of women verse from Alexandra of Solillaquists of sound]-
Many will label you a women too,
which you rather be one by one or equal to?
Discluded from important references
seeming useless for uses
other than
House hold... duuuuties
...
Womens wishes washed away with war
Wicked wizardry stripping the earth of its core
Got us back down, brown girls access? [or nothing]...
I am a whole, not the other darker side of the circle
So I'll right now collect
My equally earned respect.
Blame it on [Society]
Blame it on [me]
Blame on the wrongs!... but I
Will not accept this anymore
What is in-store for those of you in competition
with my ideal vision
is that I refuse your place for me
In which I'm being used aesthetically
...
Im not your tits and ass in videos
your naked pile of pantiehoes
Another bitch to get with?
Im not your pornographic misfit, stand still
'til youuuuu
dont need me arrrround
...
WHEN
I was created, no other was denied
additions never missed by those men affecting me inside
You try to read between the lines
But only see the vowels,
within the nouns
But I know,
whats wrong,
is that weve believed it for so long
These words are not a prophecy
just an indpendent womens song
Im speaking out loud against twisted of truth buuuut
to so many people
Im just another pretty voice
I want a truce, so speculate? you could
Witness other women spitting out the highs
Ask you,
would you change, for the better,
everything it is you do?
Do you have courage, enough to speak the truth?
Alter your ego and accept the proof?
Give credit to blessing that were originally mans'
tap into you, and come through at last...
[The LSD verse from The Greatest Pac-man victory in history]-
"Lazy Summer Days
Like Some Decrepit land shark dumb luck squad dog lurk sicker diluted.
Last sturdy domino lean secluded.
Don't let stupid delusions lessen super-duty labor students dragnet lifer solutions.
Daddy loved sloppy dimension like son/daughter link.
Such determinated leopards.
Successfully disheveled.
Little soldiers developed like serpents despite life sentence ducking lemmings.
Some don't like sobriety's dirty lenses.
Some do.
Let sleeping dogs lie still.
Don't look so damn lackluster.
Suck defeat.
Lump sum damage?
Load, sample, delete.
Late Show, Dave Letterman, shitty diner lip slide, dutch.
Low self-discipline leaders see dead lung self-destruct.
Life sucks dickhead.
Lost summers display laminates showcasing divinity live, system definitive.
Liturgy soaked, depict lowly spectacular delight.
Why, what kind of LSD you like?"
"LiFe is just lie with an F in it,
only death is definite" - Sage Francis
"I'm getting near,
but then the road became empty
and the people disapeared
The clouds ran away
to open up the sky
and one by one
I watched every constilation die
and there I was
Frozen
Standing in my backyard
face to face
eye to eye
staring at the last star
I should of known
walked all the way home
that she wasnt there
I was still all alone" - Slug of Atmosphere
"life is not a bitch
Life is a beautiful woman
You only call her a bitch
'cos she wont let you get that pussy
maybe she didnt feel
you all share any similar interests
or maybe your just an asshole
who cant sweet-talk the princess" - Aesop Rock
"Just a million between Venus
God made your eyes like blazing sapphires
to me there aint half a smile between us
The way ya cheeks spring up
sweet tongue hung behind meek doves
I think of her through this drought
shes on the singing clouds I speak of
The mother to the summer
to my sun her love is thunder
shes sent from heaven
my sun and water, daughter of redemption
mentioned always in my silence
my asylum in her iris
in every shade of silk I dream
and these secret stream I survive in" - Qwel
"My agenda
Is pure, Im sure
You remember
the dialogue that occured
I would render
the whole canvas blue
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Five stages of Mark drunkeness:
Stage 1.: Tipsy, I laugh way to much, make terrrible jokes that most people fail to cop, hold my drink by my waist and generally work on getting to...
Stage 2: I go quiet and tend to just gaze around at nothing in particular, stop listening to anyone whos not speaking directly to me and hold my drink at my chest (closer to my mouth hah)
Stage 3: begin doing shots move away from beers and start voddy+balck, I become a completely shit conversationalist, and generally have nothing to say so I either let whoever I'm with do all the talking or just let the silence take over, which I dont mind anyway.
Stage 4: I start thinking waaay to much, begin walkiing around alone, and continue to sip voddy+black. If I'm with someone I make jokes about everything (usually theyre not funny at all)
Stage 5: I start talking about all the shit I was thinking about in stage4, I have yet to remember a full night of this
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The Adventures of Mark and Friends
No names mentioned for a reason (a lotta lotta reasons, you'll know who did what and who I'm talking about, if you were there)
Carrying a garden chair home on your head.
"Get them trousers off ye, hup, now!"
.. "Here luuuve, is your Da' a terrist, cos youre the most beautif- argh bollix!"..
Blue shampoo/bubble bath worth 68c..
"give us a lick of your beard love"/ Chinlickers and lickettes..
"pure riding that troll up the arse and puking on her back, like, "nah!" Dya like that? *Bwagh*, dya!"-(Mark Curran)
.. Waking up in Cabra..
Swing dancing..
The treehouse..
sleeping in the JackJones stockroom..
"yeah that bird was asking about ye - was she yeah, I seen her look- nah she wasnt youre an ugly bastard"..
turning Tomato..
"you's are always in here wrecking the gaff"..
"I only want to do this if youre interested in a relationship (then breaking shit laughing)"..
"ye have to meet a minger to get your confidence up"..
Austin 3.16 sign.. "WHAT!... WHAT!"..
"Pegleg, hahaha, - "thats actually his name"..
"COCK! COCK! theres that bird you pure love"
"I'd marry your cat..."
"Do you even know what my name is? I think you should get out"..
walking to Heaven with our kacks down..
Not remembering a whole month of drinking..
waking up in Ranelagh
leaving Ranelagh with no sock, no belt, no passport and no name and no idea where the fuck you are..
Sleeping on some commuter on the bus on their way to work on your way home, from Ranelagh..
Forgeting ye met someone then them talking to you the next week..
"LOL/Youre an Arsehole/Bird out of college that Paddy pure loves/Bird outta college that Cock pure loves/everyone in college we dont know having a nickname"..
Godge..
"Theyre pumpkins"..
"alright shit stains"..
"Im growing a beard"..
"Ger'er awwwwaaaay from me, Ive got a girlfriend"..
"they left me in the wilderness"..
Bird out of tesco "you well want the hoop"..
the creature..
Booze Crew..
"Hows the special olympics going for ya?"..
the coining of the word: "hammerfest"..
"buh"..
Milk and Jager..
"wear a suit"..
waking up in whereever that gaff was after we wore a suit..
"stall it for a puke"..
"Robs face after "giza shot of those lips"..
"the arse on Cock"..
conversation about pseudo-intellectualism in youth polictics..
"Babara thats not Stevens girlfriend, youre his wife"
"youre a bleeding riy-od" (forty five year old woman)
met that aul one in 21 just cos she had an irish flag on.. (not me)
Falling into a whole group of people trying to leave Barcode..
Getting lost trying to get out of Barcode cos the bouncer put you out the side entrance..
running around in circle in Bulgaria cos you were spun by Willy..
"Didye leave your arse in Ireland love?"
Hug it out lads..
Sleeping in puke, thats not your own..
the story by the cleaner in Debenhams about her Ma battering a busker for playing a song wrong.
Saying to a blonde girl..."MEETIN A BLONDE...ITS LIKE ANOTHER KIND OF CRIPPLENESS...."
to be continued...
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Sinèad D7 weeks agoHey stranger
have u left meteor?? pure tried to text ya and my phone laughed in my face and said not enough credit cos i've only free 085's
scaret.com... wats ur ridey self up to these days??
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Light Nightclub13 weeks agoHi Mark Nowadaze,
Hope to see you this weekend @ Heavens Malibu BEACH PARTY starting this Thursday with all drinks 3euro this BEACH PARTY is going to be our Biggest and Best Beach Party ever, with special guests and fm 104 Frank Jezz on Saturday night.
One Lucky Person will win a trip for two to MALIBU in Sunny California in our WET T SHIRT Comp this Prize will be given out on Saturday night in our Final.
First heat Thursday night, Second Heat Friday Night and the Final Saturday.
If you wish to enter are competition speak to Sarah on the front door on the night and she will give you a white T Shirt so you can enter are competition.
So girls if your daring enough join us @ Heaven this weekend........... -
Anger Management15 weeks agoMark,
Just a reminder that Series 2 of ANGER MANAGEMENT THERAPY is now on every Wednesday and Sunday @ 10pm on 92.5 Phoenix FM.
And we're looking for YOU!
We require people to compete in quick on-air phone competitions and have today reached a deal with UCI Cinemas to give FREE TICKETS to ANYONE who competes!
That's right, you don't even need to win the competition to get the prizes!
To win your tickets, ALL you have to do is: live in Ireland (sorry international folk, we're working on something for our Podcasters though) and reply to this comment saying "I'VE GOT THE ANGER!" That's it! Someone on the team will then contact you with details and, once you compete, you'll have your free tickets.
We'll be giving them away first-come, first-served, so get your comments in now and avail of this cool prize.
Oh and folks,
STAY ANGRY!
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Light Nightclub15 weeks agohey Mark Nowadaze,
Were going mad @ Heaven Tonight with are First Friday Of the Month Special........
ALL DRINKS 3 EURO, ALL NIGHT LONG......
Doors open 10.30, Admission 12 euro OR HALF PRICE Before 11.30.......
Beat the Queue Get here Early.
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Light Nightclub17 weeks agoHi Mark Nowadaze, Its the last Bank Holiday Of the Summer and Heaven Nightclub is the place to be, With Drink Promo's and Frank Jezz on the decks this Sunday. Both Floors open till Late.
See You There.
Heaven's Doors are open this Monday @ 11pm till 2.30, Admission 10 euro ALL DRINKS 3 EURO.......
Heaven's New Admission price Friday and Saturday is only 10 euro,
Half price on Friday B4 11.30,
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Light Nightclub19 weeks agoHi Mark Nowadaze,
Summer Has Begun @ Heaven Nightclub With Our New Summer Sale Prices, We Have Cut Our Prices To Give You The Best Value For Your Money.
Check Out Are New Deals.....
Thursday Back To THe 80's, With 3 euro a drink All Night Long. Doors 11pm till Late.
Friday New Admission Price 10euro All Night, If You Arrive Before 11pm You Get In Half Price (5euro) Doors Open 10.30 Till Late.
Saturday New Admission Price 10euro All Night, Members Free Entry Before 11pm, Doors Open 10.30 till Late.
Sunday Night Party With Marty, All Drinks 3euro, Doors Open 10pm till Late.
Hope to See you @ Some Stage Over The Weekend.
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Light Nightclub21 weeks agoHey Mark Nowadaze,
Heaven Nightclub's White Foam Party Starts Thursday 2nd with 3euro a drink, Doors Open 11pm.
Friday Night Doors Open 10.30 till Late,
Saturday night Wear White Get Admission Half price B4 11.30, With Fm 104 Dj Frank Jezz, Doors open 10.30 till Late.
Arrive Early to Avoid Dissapointment,
This Will be one of The biggest Foam Party's in Dublin Ever Dont miss out.
See you all There.
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Danielle26 weeks agoHey Mark!
I'm celebrating my 21st on the 30th May
in the Russell Court Hotel, Harcourt Street..
Be great to see you there
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Sinèad D28 weeks agoHeya dude how is ya??
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Light Nightclub29 weeks agoHey Mark Nowadaze,
Heavens BEACH PARTY starts Thursday May 21st right through till Sunday 24th,
40 Tonnes of Sand,
Head massages,
Drink Promo's,
Shag Tag,
Sexy Models,
Freeze Jets.
This years Beach Party is expected to be one of the biggest Parties Heaven has ever seen, With Special guest Fm 104's Frank Jezz.
IF YOUR LOOKING FOR FUN HEAVENS THE ONE.
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Suzanne M30 weeks agomarky i tried to go to ur website but everytime i go onto it it just shuts internet explorer off??
how can i be a fan if that happens??
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31 weeks ago
Sinèad D
Sup dude!!
Ya on facebook cos bebo doesnt like my camera have the pics up from other night comical pic's of Gemma sittin on top ya ridin ya hahahaha
ya rem dat?
ya headin out anywhere tonight? -
Ciara Dempsey32 weeks agou hav a double rollin around in a silver punto so. ah im not 2 bad n ursmelf oprah?? wot ya bn up 2?? x
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Nicole Doyle32 weeks agoYea i think i'll go for the craic.. old times n all...
Talk tya laters mate -
Nicole Doyle32 weeks agoNothing much... me and Sinead went for a couple drinks in the pub saturday.. She was pissssed comical!
Then lastnight... me, the folks, few there friends, lisa and sineady went the pub!
I was LOCKED before i left my house. Scarlet for me!
Think im going cinema laters. Cause i have been in like 9 n a half months!!!! Dyin for popcorn and nachos!!!!!!
Thursday... gonna b messy
Heard thers a Debnahams match on tonight. Might make an appearance foe old times sake!!! -
Nicole Doyle32 weeks agoYea got your txt
had no cred to reply!! ya mad thing!!
Where'd ya go to b oh so drunk to send a tx like that for old times sake!?? -
Ciara Dempsey32 weeks agoHey dude u learnin 2 drive in a silver punto by ne chance? x
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REDZER33 weeks agowhats the story mark!
we have released our single "sin city" digitally and its available by texting MUSIC 2701 to 57501 ... it costs a euro credit and they text you back a pin code then you can log on and download the tune.. solid!
would really appreciate the support as every download counts towards the irish charts...and if you had a single out.. we'd buy it!
alternatively you can download it straight to your mobile by texting MUSIC 2701 M to 57501
ALSO! to go along with it we are giving away our lost mixtape (that we just found) "SENSE THE TERROR" for free (minus 'sin city' - which u have to pay a euro for!) - cause we are sound like that! a euro for a mixtape!
All The Links For Free Download are on my page
we appreciate the support...cheers
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34 weeks ago
Nicole Doyle
Im not really sure who owns that leg...
Hopefully il be home when your home. When will you be there??
I pure excited to wreck it with the crew
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Sinèad D34 weeks agohahaha not far off it lol... I tried to curl me hair ended up stickin me finger in the socket to get that afro look lol
how is ya dude?


















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