Your gender: Male
Straight/gay/bi?: Straight
Single?: Just about
Pray?: No, very much an atheist. Had fun in Godspell though.
Talk to strangers?: All the time at work. Thats why I quit.
Take walks in the rain?: No, car keeps me dry.
Want to be?: Car designer.
Your birthday: 19 March 83
Age You Wish You Were: 21
Your height: 6'
The color of your eyes: blue
The color of your hair: Dark brown
Piercings?: Soon.....
Tattoos?: Later.....

DO YOU ...
Smoke? Not for me.
Read the newspaper?: Yea. Lets me know whaat to moan about.
Drive?: Oh yea. Full licence and a full tank of gas.
Like to drive fast?: No. I have to drive fast.

Your Favorite...
Type of music?:: Punk Funk Love. I invented it. Its very nice
Artists:: John Anthony Frusciante
TV show?:: Heroes
Cartoon?: Its between Venture Brothers, Frisky Dingo, South Park and Family Guy. Tough!
Movie?:: I wanna see "300" by Frank Miller.
TV channel?:: BBC 2, just for Top Gear
Radio station?:: No
Place to be?:: Galway
Thing to do?:: Driving
Food?:: Muffins
Non alcoholic drink?:: Milk, oh god yes
Alcoholic drink?:: Hmm...
Animal?:: On the drums. He's the best
Holiday?:: Galway, but it might be Nurberg soon
Season?:: Summer, by a mile
Sport?:: Dont watch it, prefer to play it.
Place to shop?:: Dundrum
Clothing brand?:: The one that doesnt use kid slaves
Scent?:: All me
Restaurant?: Anywhere with seafood
Fruit?:: Apples
Vegetable?: Carrots
Fast food restaurant?:: Jokers
Pizza topping?:: Wasting your time here
Ice cream flavor?:: Ben nd Jerrys, chew chew or cookie dough
Magazine?:: Anything with cars in it
City?:: Galway, Clean and no scangers
Color?:: Black

HAVE YOU EVER ..
Hurt yourself?: Yea
Been out of the country?: Yea, just got me new passport. Nurberg here we come!!
Done drugs? Once, in Amsterdam.
Gone skinny dipping?: Not recently
Had a surgery?: Yea, when I was 3 weeks old. Cool scar
Gotten beaten up? Not realy
Been on stage? Once or twice
Slept outdoors? Yea
Had a best friend? Yea
Pulled an all-nighter?: No. There's always time for sleep
If yes, what is your record?: I went without sleep for 40 hrs. might have been more
Talked on the phone all night?: No
Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex?: Oh yea
Slept all day? Loads of times
Killed someone?: Not sure. But I havent seen them in a while
Made out with a stranger?: yea
Had sex with a stranger?: No
Kissed the same sex?: Yea. But lets not make a big deal of it.
Done anything sexual with the same sex? no
Been betrayed?: Yea
Broken the law?: Been caught
Met a famous person?: No, I have a court order
Been on radio/TV.? Dont think so.
Been in a mosh-pit?: Kinda
Had a nervous breakdown?: Not a full one
Had a dream that kept coming back? Yea

BELIEFS
Believe in life on other planets?: Oh yea
Miracles?: No
Astrology? No
Magic?: No
God?: No
Satan?: No
Santa?: Not for a while
Ghosts? All in your head
Luck?: Random chance
Love at first sight?: Yea
Yin and Yang?: Very important
Witches?: Only the ones in wicked
Easter bunny?: Wrong country. And I dont remeber a bunny mentioned anywhere in the bible. WTF???
Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?: Rainbows are circular. They have no end or beginning only beauty.
Do you wish on stars?: No

LOVE, and all that
Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title?: No
Do you remember your first love? Yea
Still love him/her?: Always
Do you consider love a mistake?: Love is the best mistake of them all
What do you find romantic: Cuddling. I'm that easy to please.
Turn-on?: A sence of homour.
Turn-off?: Ignorance
Do you base your judgement on looks alone: No
Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out?: Yea, I suppose. Dont see what the big deal is. If you want something go and get it, otherwise your wasting your time.
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? No. I'm nice or fun

One of my big fears in life is that I'm gonna die, you know, and my parents are gonna come to clean out my apartment, find that porno wing I've been adding onto.

It is hard to quit smoking. Every one of them looks pretty good to me right now. Every cigarette looks like it was made by God, rolled by Jesus and moistened shut with Claudia Schiffer's pussy right now.

You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know. During the Persian Gulf war, those intelligence reports would come out: "Iraq: incredible weapons – incredible weapons." "How do you know that?" "Uh, well … we looked at the receipts."

I love the movies, love 'em. Now, I'm watching Terminator 2 the other day, and I'm thinking to myself: They cannot top the stunts in this film, they cannot top this shit, unless … they start using terminally ill people as stunt people in feature films … well, hear me out, 'cause I know to a lot of you this may seem a little cruel. "Aww, Bill, terminally ill stunt people? That's cruel!" You know what I think's cruel? Leaving your loved ones to die in a hospital room surrounded by strangers. Fuck that! Put 'em in the movies! What, you wanna let your grandmother live out her last days in a sterile hospital room, with translucent skin so thin you can see her last heartbeat work its way down her blue veins? Or do you want her to meet Chuck Norris?

Fundamentalist Christianity. Fascinating. These people actually believe the world is 12 thousand years old. Swear to God! Based on what? I asked them. "Well, we looked at all the people in the Bible, and we added them up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages – 12 thousand years." Well, how fucking scientific! Okay. I didn't know that you'd gone to so much trouble there. That's good.

You believe the world's 12 thousand years old? "That's right." Okay, I got one word to ask you. A one word question. Ready? "Uh-uh." Dinosaurs.

You know, the world's 12 thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, and they existed in that time … you'd think it would have been mentioned in the fucking Bible at some point. "And lo, Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus … with a splinter in his paw. And O, the disciples did run a-shrieking: 'What a big fucking lizard, Lord!' But Jesus was unafraid, and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw, and the big lizard became his friend. And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch for O, so many years, inviting thousands of American tourists to bring their fat fucking families and their fat dollar bills. And O, Scotland did praise the Lord: 'Thank you, Lord. Thank you, Lord. Thank you, Lord."

A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back, he ever wants to see a fucking cross? Kind of like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on, you know.

I was just down in Dallas, Texas. You know, you can go down there and to Dealey Plaza where Kennedy was assassinated. And you can actually go to the sixth floor of the Schoolbook Depository. It's a museum called … "The Assassination Museum". I think they named it that after the assassination. I can't be too sure of the chronology here, but … anyway, they have the window set up to look exactly like it did on that day. And it's really accurate, you know, 'cause Oswald's not in it.

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do just as well … you just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.

They say rock 'n' roll is the devil's music. Well, let's say that it is; I've got news for you. Let's say that rock'n'roll is the devil's music and we know it for a fact to be the absolutely, unequivocally true. Boy, at least he fucking jams! Ha ha ha ha! Okay? Did you hear that correctly? If it's a choice between eternal hell and good tunes and eternal heaven a