Stephen Watt
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Maschio, 30,
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- Città: Dumbarton
- Visite al profilo: 21.231
- Data registrazione: February 2007
- www.bebo.com/RastaSteve
- Messaggio personale
- Steve Guttenberg's love-child
- Tutto su di me
- Hired as a freelance football mascot detective, working undercover at stadiums across the UK dressed as a large fuzzy panda bear, armed with lashes of custard and a Reader's Digest to thwack offenders over the head. Deirdre Barlow's nemesis, possessing the powers of a souped-up electric tortoise, and an e'd up jedi squirrell. You have been warned.
- La mia metà
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She's my sister saviour, I'm her chemical brother.
- Currently listening to....
- Cut Copy, Oasis, The Doors, The Whip, Happy Mondays, Hot Chip, Fujiya & Miyagi, Leftfield, Underworld, Faithless, Massive Attack, Orbital, Chemical Brothers, Daft Punk, The Music, Kasabian, The Clash, Blur, The Verve, The Rapture, The Stranglers, Cooper Temple Clause, Joy Division, John Cooper Clarke, Toots & The Maytals, Bob Marley & The Wailers, Stone Roses, Pete Tosh, Simian Mobile Disco, Jimmy Cliff, Sunshine Underground, BRMC, CSS, The Smiths, Jesus & Mary Chain, Bjork, New Order, Marvin Gaye, Bluetones, Mogwai, Telepathe, MGMT, Portishead, Suede, Ladytron, The Beatles, The Prodigy, The Sex Pistols, Kraftwerk, Air, Chicane, Boards of Canada, Sigur Ros, Primal scream, depeche mode, Arcade Fire, David Bowie, The Velvet Underground and Nico, Tricky, Interpol, Yeah yeah yeahs, Manic St preachers, The Cure, The Klaxons, Pink Floyd, Death in Vegas, Fleetwood mac, fc kahuna, stevie wonder, burt bacharach, belle and sebastian, Fischerspooner, Moby & LCD Soundsystem
- Films
- Trainspotting, My Name Is Joe, Planes Trains & Automobiles, Human Traffic, The Godfather, The Aristocats, Shaun Of The Dead, Withnail & I, The Doors, Get Carter, Rocky (all of "em!), The Blair Witch Project, American History X, Sweet 16, Ghost Busters, Cool Runnings, The Commitments
- Sports
- Stand free wherever you may be, we are the famous Aberdeen.
- Scared Of
- The bathroom after Lusky has used it. It haunts me! Ross's drool, Kirsty when she goes off on one, the ghost in the library of Ghostbusters (ssshhh), Jimmy Calderwood's "all-out attack", wookie aids.
- Loves
- Graham Coxon glasses, penguins, mates/shabbacats, Steve Guttenberg, watching the Dons, my family, Johnny 5, Spike Milligan, reggae on Sunday mornings, street poetry, vinyl records, camping at festivals, off-the-wall humour, bassethounds, Shameless, Monty Python, bongo drums, dancing wrecklesly in the face of buffalo, Simon Pegg, the moon's chin and feeding violent ducks.
- Hates
- Bette Midler, Celine Dion, lack of manners, derogatory comments with no substance, every Rangers player since the start of time (especially Terry Hurlock), Old Firm soapdodgers (ha!), scenesters at gigs, bitchy people, and when the toilet floods up with too much bog roll!
- The Next Gigs
- Faithless/Felix Da Housecat @ The Arches (Nov 2009), The Cribs @ Edinburgh Corn Exchange (Dec 2009), Hot Chip @ Edinburgh Playhouse (Feb 2010).
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Who has the greatest moustache?
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If you could be in one of these bands, which one would you have chosen?
- The Stone Roses
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- The Happy Mondays
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Just One Song / One Album
Killing time until the weekend officially kicks off, so tell us one single SONG and what single ALBUM that you couldn't live without? So, i.e. You've been kidnapped by a crew of skirvy pirates, and being made to walk the plank..........but FIRST!! FIRST...they must grant you a song/or an album which means the mutt's nuts to ya - what would it be??
First person to vote for Leona Lewis gets a free pair of fists in the face (how ironic)
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THE DREG OF SOCIETY
Joycey, this is not about you man! One love brother, one love....
THE DREG OF SOCIETY
If perving was an Olympic sport, and bars awarded medals,
you would be the UK’s golden boy, held high upon a pedestal.
With narrow eyes and twisted mouth, you sleaze around the room,
hands hidden in the pockets, yanking at your half-moon,
checking out arse, tits, legs, feet, nothing tactful or discreet,
you scurry round the edges like a disease tries to breed.
Zero minus one equals you, the type who likes to carry little knives;
all the hospital casualties have you to thank for the scars in their lives.
The off-license staff have all been warned, the nurseries set their alarms
when you’ve been released back into society’s forgiving arms
but the stealers, dealers, sniffers, pushers, pimps, and heavies
have all fallen victim when you’re out on the bevvy.
Young kids even sneer at you, throw rocks inside of snowballs,
mimicking your knuckle-dragging walk, and tossing their broken bottles.
Their top interests are synthesizers, thin sizes, raves, ecstasy and sex,
but taking the piss out of you shaves in at a close sixth.
Like a limitless infection, you blot the local community map.
Like an infertile erection, you’re a barren marriage trap.
I would spray you with pesticide if I thought it did the trick,
but for now we have to endure you – you unsavoury, unwelcome prick.
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CD's / Vinyl
Anyone keeping collections of these bad-boys anymore? Got the shittin' fright of my life this week walkin' into HMV and being surrounded by some sort of Playstation Paradise!! Thought they'd scrapped CD's altogether!! (Thankfully they'd just moved them upstairs, & my premature incontinence was unnecessary).
Been floating in & out of a lot of charity shops / barras / car boot sales, etc for vinyl too so if anyone has old records that they no longer want or whatever, then i'll provide them with a happy home! trust me - even the wonderful Billy Ocean has found himself a place in the heart of Kilpatrick!
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23 ore fa
Melissa
Hey! I know the drilll boxin day - stags - but going to Scotts family in Garelochead for dinner first so might be later on but should pop in some point. Have a good xmas n c ya soon xxo
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M.J. Miller
Aww mate, its a boxing day tradition, al b there sir! Cant wait, and u can expect another age old sms tradition at 12 bells tonite
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Kirsteen Ritchie
Hey Hey!
Glad you had a good night, it was great to see you. Good to hear your enjoying more tea - it was a plan to get you to become a tea jeannie like me ha ha ha!
Ewan and I are doing the family thing on boxing day so probably driving down to Ayr (weather permitting!!!) but if we're back early enough we'll defo pop out for a few little beverages or if we're back late then I'll prob pop in for a few irn bru's......
Hope you have a mega fab Xmas and hope to catch up with you on boxing day and not another year or so down the line
Hugs
xxx
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Fiona H
Sounds like you've been having a fab & interesting time of it latetly!!! :-) Whats your plans over Christmas? xxx
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Kevin McGinley4 giorni facheers mate! Sorry for the delay in responding, hope you enjoyed your party also. Can you please send me your home address via a Mail message?
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5 giorni fa
Catherine McQuilkie
Hey stephen hows you?
I'm fine just been keeping busy with work and getting ready for christmas! I am mostly on facebook nowadays...i'll go add you now!
so what you been up too? I hear it was your big 30th birthday while ago! happy belated birthday! We had a surprise 30th birthday party for my big brother at end of november, was a good laugh and enjoyed myself no doubt you did at your party....if you can remember much from it that is!
You have a good christmas too when it comes!
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6 giorni fa via Cellulare
M.J. Miller
Aww dude, nah ave got more style, i find a pair of y's a rock n'roll leather glove and a handle bar really set off ma cape
u spreading the new year word sir?
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Rebecca Dickson
hey stevie i would love a few of u to visit nxt yr, would of taken long enough lol i mite be seein pendulam at the empress ballroom in may, how r ya? x x
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Corrina L1 settimana faI do indeed Mr Watt. How about u? Johnnie loves the crimbo tunes, he made me put them on his I-pod for him (techophobe that he is!).
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Fiona H1 settimana fa
Yep think his shindig's still going ahead but I'd contact him just to double check. He tore the ligaments in his ankle!!! Ouch!! :-(
The other 2 guys with us were Bobby (Mark & Martin's flat mate) & Naomi (Mark's pal)
I think Linzi might be back on Bebo but Ill need to ask to make sure. I mainly speak to her on the mobly so I'm not 100% sure myself!!
You been up to much this past week? :-) xxx -
Corrina L1 settimana fa
I am absolutely loving christmas rapping as christmas tune followed by mariah carey (cheesy but a great christmas tune) then slade, wham and wizzard. In fact there are too many!! I downloaded now that's what i call christmas - there's about 60 songs on it!!
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1 settimana fa
Fiona H
thank god she's kinda ok about it!! still embarrassed about the whole thing though! haha! the tin of haggis was from Mark :-) sorry it wasn't much mush super skinto just now. did you get a few wee nice things for your bday? xxx
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Linzi Rhodes
Hi stephen hows u? hope u had a good nite at ur party. it was a really good nite. thank u x
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Tommy Bell
Alright Stefan!
No plans for Hogmanay as yet - Christmas will be out here at Mayfield. will Let you know what the plans are once I know myself x -
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Fiona H
SHIT!!! I sooooooo sorry I seriously dont remember doing that!! Tell your sister I seriously apologise for doing that, I was doing a lot of random things that night - dont think whatever I drank agreed with me!! Im truly sorry mdear. :-( Feel like a boob now! xxx
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Angela Dunn
I didnt fall sum other girl did but she grabbed me n took me wae her, my side all bruised. Had a fab nyt was great 2 c u n a few others I know
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Margaret-Anne McGinley
Top party last night my man!
Hope you weren't feeling too rough this morning.
M-A x
Ban Tuna fishing!!!!!!
Kirsty R 1 rispostaHmm tasty Mr chicken and Mr sun (prob on ketamine) having a wee boogie- even though its night time. Hmm x
Susan Park 0 risposteHe's at the disco with his glow sticks and cosmopolitan cocktail- he's wearing some subtle mascara and lipstick. He's Gay Disco Moose.
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