Music Listening - Friday 30th April
Maths - Wednesday 5th May
Geography - Thursday 6th May
French - Tuesday 11th May
English - Thursday 13th May
Biology - Thursday 27th May
Physics - Friday 28th May

- I will now call round-a-bouts "turning circles" in memory of her
- Did we need a wee wee?
- There's something different with her hair...Oh God she's had it cut!
- Copying her hand actions on the bus
-Her and Mr Davenport exchanged numbers-must be love [it wasn't in case they got lost or anything]
- Could she really be more racist "In this country we don't take photographs with girls!"
- How did we get on to the topic of Viagra?!
- Yeah cause men need Viagra with her
- She more or less stuck her tongue out at me!
- We made her laugh more than 3 times!
- Me and Lori are Wham Dancers United
- "My husband...No wait, my ex-husband" Which one?!
- Dancing Queen
- Golden time and circle time
- Yes we can hear you, you f***ing whore!
- The old lady with the zimmer frame who we stood up to let past, but she turned round and went away
- Lori walking behing those really slow women and pretending to push forward, she laughed at that!
- Christy and I yet again saying how sexy Mrs McFadyen is

- Vogrie
- She must have been on a parallel universe because she didn't shout at us
- Stick Willow all over her and she didn't take it off
- Swaft and Swillow
- Wedgie
- Cho Cho drawing
- Racism
- The belt is squashing Lorio's kidneys
- YAMBANBMSLDILTDOTDC!
- Ken/Superman
- Stupid old slut!
- What is she talking about though?
- Oh no what if it was in this room!
- Mc or Mac?
- Lust
- Visions
- Dancing Queen
- We are going to be completely and utterly gubbed
- What's the point in teaching us something that's for Higher
- Sex Education Show
- We couldn't see the board properly could we?
- She didn't get drunk her husband did...Course we believe her!
- Clarke
- Edward
- Flannel trousers and sandals
- She has too many hair colours
- Ahh she's coming on to me
- Trying to work out what she wrote on the learning outcome sheet
- The pink highlighter everywhere; my folder, our table, the stopclock and Ruth's safety glasses
- Key bloody Questions
- Eeeeeeeeek
- Birthday present:A hair brush
- She crashed her car and that phone call was the quietest we have ever been
- Come on guys you should know these! Well we don't fucking know them OK?
- She's had every disease known to man
- What the fuck?
- Round of rage which she ruined
- Stuart and that buttercup
- The vendetta against me
- God is trying to tell her something!
- Don't swear!
- Bloody He... No wait I didn't say that
- Selectively/Semi permeable
- She has an illegal number of tadpoles phone the police or blackmail her!
- We named the fishies in her room; Rocky, Bubbles, Big Boy and Goldie
- Mr Lease
- Grasp the stingy nettle of revision!
- An outstanding class? What?!
- I'm a delight to teach in Biology?! Am I on the right planet?
- Her getting all excited when the computer worked
- At the computers when she was standing next to Lorio
- Has she ever actually marked our homework?
- The whole rant about garden stores and plant food
- Lori loving having her as a teacher?!
- Me inadvertantly calling her sad at parents evening
- Me taking higher Biology... Don't make me laugh!
- Lorio we've finally crossed over! Party Time
- Stuart and his comment about condoms from Tesco after she said she had done her bit for the future by reproducing
- Her snails are already dieing! How long before they do die, any bets?
- Running to see the crane out the window
- Why are you missing a Standard Grade lesson to do Felt Making?! Arts Week. Oh okay.
- A Merit for an Improvement in Work... Has she ran out of people to give it to and just made up some reason?!
- She deserves to be put on a leash.
- Mr Johnstone told her that I was terrified so she told the rest of the class when I was on a Geography trip!
- The snails haven't moved in over a week
- That new haircut is bloody awful!
- She held the door open for both of us on the same day!
- Sending pictures to each other lol
- NO! We don't have her anymore!
- Coming into Miss Wotherspoon's class every lesson.
- She had already forgot my name!
- Oh come on Rag Bags again?!
- 37 sets of Key Questions in one year: now counting how many new teacher gives us to compare
- The sticky notes on the skeleton
- My 'Pink Things' day
- The photosynthesis song
- Ms Redford watching us hysterically dancing to Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes but with different words...shockingly bad