1. At weddings, it takes the bride and groom 4 hours to kiss all the guests
2. Your Wife/Husband is also your first cousin
3. You put olive oil on EVERYTHING and brag about how healthy it is.
4. 3 or more relatives live in your neighborhood
5. Your mum cooks a meal that lasts three days
6. Your good looking
7. Your Father swears at you with words that effect himself (Yilaan Abouk, Ya Ibnil kalb.)
8. u know ur"Lebanese" when saying "Chinese" refers to all asians, and asian" is lebanese for "agent".
9. You own or play a "Tableh, dirbakeh"
10. Your middle name is your fathers first name.
11. You play cards till the break of dawn.
12. You NEVER run out of "Bizzer" (leb nuts)
13. You can't have a meal without Lebanese bread
14.You feel proud when someone famous or a celebrity has ANY Arabic blood in them. (Shakira, Salma Hayek, Paula Abdul, Hazem El Masri)
15. Your Mum has a creative nickname for you like "Susu" Fofo, Mimo, Zozo, Jojo, "Hamoudi" or "Aboudeh"
16. You have someone tell you your fortune through your coffee cup
17.You say "Bolice" for "Police"
18.You get really excited and call your whole family to the room when there is a special or a documentary on Arabs on CNN or SBS
19. You have a 1 eye brow... and if you don't, you pluck it.
20. Members of your family start to come over your house at 11:00PM and don't leave until 3:00am
21. It's perfectly OK to put chairs and tables in the street by the curb to socialise.
22. You hose down all the cement in front of your house every night
23. You are awaken at night by a member of your family yelling over the phone to overseas "Kifkoun Bil Libnan!!!!!!!!!".
24. The words "shu" "Bro" and "Cuz" is part of your vocabulary.
25. It doesn't even cross your mind NOT to Bar-B-Q at two in the morning....... on your front porch.
26. you must film all the food on the table when you have a special occasion.
27. You say "close the light" instead of " turn of the light"
28. The word "Wallah" has replaced the the word "Really" in your vocabulary!
29. You think bankstownsquare food court is the coolest place to be on thursday night.
30. Your parents wave there hands up in the air and yell " Yehrideenik akoo sharmouuta " if you get suspended at school or done something bad.
31. Your parents have to buy everything thats half price.
32. Your cousins and relatives sit in the garage all night playing cards and smoking the ARGILLI and watching the YARAH.
33. Your parents love and adore LBC and ART.. just sitting there watching it 27/4 and you burning shitless