10 Reasons to Stay Up Late With an OT...

OT's do it in an empathetic way
OT's are adaptable
OT's use proper positioning
OT's utilise full range of movement
OT's teach you how to use your hands
OT's help you enjoy sensory stimulation
OT's make it meaningful
OT's do it in groups
OT's use assistive technology
OT's are holistic and consider every aspect
and finally,
OT's are experts in bed mobility!!!

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Podge n Rodge
I'm as sick as a small hospital
>I'm so hungry I'd eat a small child
>She had a face on her like a well slapped a*se
>Your' re as welcome as a f*rt in a spacesuit
>My mouth's as dry as a nuns cr@ck
>He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup
>He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician
>As funny as a burning orphanage
>He's so camp, he shites tent pegs
>I'm as sick as a plane to Lourdes
>I feel like a boiled sh1te (hungover)
>(when leaving) I'm off like a debs dress
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>She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn
>As busy as the dalkey dole office
>Sweatin' like a paedophile in a Barney suit
>As tight as a nun's knickers
>I'm so horny I'd get up on the crack of dawn
>I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of
>the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.
>Up and down like a hoor's knickers
>No show pony but would do for a ride around the house
>Did your mother find out who your father is yet?
>What would ye expect from a pig but a grunt
>I left her with a face like a painters radio
>A mickey the size of a double-value can of Right Guard
>Jaysus, she could breastfeed a crhche
>As fit as a butcher's dog
>She ' s got more chins than a Chinese phone book
>Not even the tide would take her out
>Mother Teresa wouldn 't kiss her
>Daz wouldn't shift her
>Des Kelly wouldn't lay her
>A sniper wouldn't take her out
>Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle
>If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one
>She has a face on her like a bulldog that's just licked p*ss off a
>nettle
>She wouldn't get a kick in a stampede
>She had a f@nny like a badly packed kebab
>If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall
>Give her a boot in the hole and a bucket of mickeys would fall out
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1. By pulling on both ends, Paul O'Connell can stretch diamonds back into coal.
2. Paul O'Connell doesn't do push-ups, he pushes down on the Earth.
3. Paul O'Connell doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
4. Paul O'Connellsleeps with the light on, because the dark is afraid of him.
5. Paul O'Connell can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
6. Superman has a pair of Paul O'Connell pyjamas.
7. Before the Bogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks under the bed for Paul O'Connell.