Have you ever?

1. Slept naked? Yes
2. Taken a shower with someone? No
3. Kissed a member of the same sex? What do you think I'm a faggot? DO YA!?
4. Drove a car? Christ No
5. Stole anything? You can't prove anything
6. Been in love? Probably not
7. Been dumped? Always
8. Stole money from a friend/family member? Nope
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? Niet
10. Been in a fist fight? Yep and I did pretty well for myself
11. Snuck out of your/someone’s house? .......yip.....
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Yeah don't rub it in
13. Been arrested? Nearly but no cigar
14. Hugged a stranger? Yeah to prove a point
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex? Duh Yes
16. Left your house with out telling your parents? Yeah who hasn't?
17. Had a crush on your neighbour? No not ever
18. Ditched school to do something? It was Terry Pratchett People!
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the opposite sex? Yeah tons of times
20. Lost a friend? Yup, I got over it
21. Been on a plane? Yesiree
22. Been to an island? What the fuck do you call Ireland? A fucking meteor?
23. Slept in until 3? Only while sick
24. Love someone or miss someone right now? Maybe I wouldn't know the former
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? It's great fun, yeah
26. Made a snow angel? Once...it looked like I'd badly wet myself
27. Played dress up? Duh of course I have, this is ME we're talking about
28. Cheated while playing a game? This makes no sense...
29. Been lonely? GoshletmethinkYES!
30. Kissed more than 4 people in one night? Yup once or twice
32. Felt an earthquake? I thought I did, turned out I was collapsing
33. Touched a snake? Yes truthfully and in terms of innuendo (obviously)
34. Ran a red light? YES! ...On foot....
35. Been suspended from school? Nope
36. Had detention? Nearly but I got around it
37. Been in a car accident? Once or twice
38. Had a party in your house while ur parents were away? Nope don't want to do the cleaning
39. Used a fake id? Never had to
40. Crawled through a window? Indeed
41. Been lost? Numerous times
42. Been to the opposite side of the country? True this
44. Cried yourself to sleep? No Comment
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Oh yeah
48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? It burned
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Nope
50. Kissed in the rain? How is that even physically possible?
51. Sang in the shower? Oh yeah I'm a freaking waterlogged jukebox
52. Made love in a park? No, wanted to though but some people have no sense of adventure
53. Had a dream that you married someone? Nope
54. Glued your hand to something? Yes but it wasn't very strong glue
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? Literall: No. Innuendo: Yes
56. Ever gone to school partially naked? ...........noooooooo?
57. Been a cheerleader? Vomit
58. Had more than ten boy/girl friends? Possibly
59. Didn't take a shower for a week? Shudder - yuck
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? Not a fan of scary movies
61. Played chicken? The Straight kind yes and the gay kind
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? No jumped in though
63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? Yeah for the first time last week
64. Broken a bone? Nope - wait - maybe
65. Been easily amused? mih *wigglyhandgesture*
66. Laugh so hard you cry? Yeah - remembering - laughing - crying - there we go
68. Cheated on a test? Again what can you prove?
69. Forgotten someone's name? Oh yeah recently I have
71. Done something dumb while drunk? Ask about the Alternative Debs for an example
73. Blacked out from drinking? Nope
74. Played a prank on someone? Yep
75. Gone to a late night movie? Oh yeah but not enough
76. Made love to anything not human? Who knows what I do under the influence
77. Failed a class? So far not yet
78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? - - - - this could go so

Wonder Faggot, Wonder Faggot.
All the gay's are waiting for you,
and that power fabulous.

In your boxer briefs,
Fighting for the queens
And homos old and new.

Wonder Faggot, Wonder Faggot.
Now the world is ready for you,
and the wonders you can do.

Out bitch a drag queen slut,
And smash a closet up,
Make a straightman coordinate.

Wonder Faggot,
Get out from under that man, Wonder Faggot.
Some of our hopes are pinned on you.
And the condoms you hand out.

Enjoy Madonna's later stuff,
dance to techno like a puff,
Screw a random guy - in a public restroom.

Wonder Faggot, Wonder Faggot.
You're a whorebag, Wonder Faggot.

Q: Why is it assassins find it so hard to kill Med Students?
A: Because photo IDs don't work when your target has their head up their own ass

Q: Why are there so many Cadavers available to Med Students?
A: Because who else will let them fuck them?

Q: What do you call A Med/Quinn Student at a fundraiser?
A: Very, very, VERY lost

Q: What is missing from the Arts Course?
A: Career Prospects

Q: How many Arts students Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb
A1: Will it improve their final grade?
A2: Doesn't matter they'll screw anything

Q: Why do Med Students make great gymnasts?
A: Well you have to be pretty flexible to get your head up your own ass

Q: How do Med Students Masturbate?
A: They headbutt their own prostates

Q: How many Quinn Students does it take to Screw in a lightbulb?
A: ...Daaaaaaaddy!...I need a new apartment
(Good one Simon!)

Q: Whats the difference between a Quinn Student and a Panda Breeding Programme?
A: The Panda Breeding Programme has a bigger Gene Pool

Q: What is the latest education initiative in Arts?
A: "How to Shower: a comprehensive and necessary skill for Arts Students"

Q: Why are Arts Students vital to the community?
A: ...Well someone has to ask if you want fries with your burger

Q: Whats the difference between slapping Babies and slapping Med Students?
A: You should feel bad if you slapped a baby!

Q: How do you know you're in the Ag Science Building?
A: Well where else do you see Aran Sweaters in Dublin?

Q: How do you Spot an Arts Student in an office block?
A: He's usually delivering the sandwiches

Q: What is the name of every engineering students best friend?
A: Ms Rosey Palm (and her 5 friends)

Q: Whats the closest an Engineering student gets to a woman?
A1: Depends on the restraining order
A2: She's tall blonde and has "Made in Sweden" stamped on her ass

Q: Where is a safe place devoid of all Arts Students?
A: Careers Fairs

Q: Why do Med Students love Science Students?
A: Because with each progress in cloning both get closer to being able to go fuck themselves

Q: There's a fire in Roebuck, what equipment do the firemen bring?
A: Sticks...Guitar...marshmallows...

Q: How do you spot a Law Student at a Ball??
A: See who brought a mirror for a date