1) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your flatmate. Separate your flatmate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your flatmate's potato and eat it. Explain to your flatmate, saying 'He just didn't belong'

2) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your flatmate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.

3) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, 'the hair, it's growing. Growing!'

4) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your flatmate and mutter, 'Soon, soon...'

5) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

6) Tell your flatmate, 'I've got an important message for you.' Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, 'Oh, yeah, I remember!' Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

7) While your flatmate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your flatmate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your flatmate gets rid of it, and then say, 'Hey, where the f**k is my sandwich!?' Complain loudly that you are hungry.

9) Every time your flatmate walks in yell, 'Hooray! You're back!' as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, 'Shouldn't you be going somewhere?'

10) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, 'No, I want to watch them suffer.

SECTION 1..
+ Known as:Cherry/Cherence/cherbear/chez
+ Gender:Female
+ Age: 20
+ Location: Dublin
+ Birthday: 13/06/88
+ School: Dublin Institute of Total Awesumness!!
+ Shoe size: 5
+ Hair color: Blondy
+ Eye color: bluey
+ Style: Eh...all sorts
+ Fears: spiders, ghosts and loud noises


SECTION 2 HAVE YOU EVER…
+ Fallen off the bed?:ha..yea..
+ Fallen for a relative?: dats jus gross
+ Broke someone’s heart?: i hope not
+ Had your heart broken?: ish
+ Had a dream come true?:i guess ways
+ Done something you regret?: yea...
+ Cheated on a test?: of course, dnt we all..

SECTION 3 CURRENTLY…
+ Wearing: converse, jeans, top.. 'work gear'
+ Listening to?: TV (law and order SVU)
+ Eating?:nothin rite now
+ Feeling?: sleepy
+ Located?: sitting room.
+ Chatting with?: the bebo blog sadly enuf
+ Watching?: SVU
+ Should REALLY be doing?: assignments..awww

SECTION 4 DO YOU…
+ Brush your teeth?: twice daily!
+ Like anybody?: haha yea
+ Have any piercings?: ears...lip..
+ Drive: yaha
+ Smoke: wen the urge cums a knockin
+ Drink?: a bottle of wine now and then never hurt neone
+ Got a cellphone?:2..
+ Got a pager?:eh..no dats jus odd


SECTION 5 FRIENDS…
+ Who is your best friend? chanelly pants
+ Who do you hate?: many many ppl
+ Who is the shyest: eh...i duno
+ Who is the most talkative?: rufus
+ Who is the cutest? we are all equally cute
+ Who laughs the most?: rufus
+ Who do you miss the most?: maria shes all the way over der
+ Who do you turn to for personal problems?: rufus and marsbar
+ Do you hang out with the opposite sex?: nope..im not allowed
+ Do you trust your friends?: yes...that is y dey are my friends
+ Are you a good friend?: em....yes?

SECTION 6 THE LAST PERSON YOU…
+ Hugged?: Barryhead
+ Kissed?: Barryhead
+ IMed?: Barryhead...wow dis is gettin sad..
+ Talked to on the phone?: mother dearest!
+ Yelled at?: barryhead

SECTION 7 PERSONAL…
+ What do you want to be when you grow up?: a really rich cool person!
+ What has been the best day of your life?: emm...ah god i dunno
+ What comes first in your life?: ma famille
+ Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush? yes/no/no
+ What are you most scared of: the other side..
+ What do you usually think about before you go to bed?: hot water bottles
+ Did you lose someone you really loved?: not yet
+ How many times have you fallen deeply in love?: wel...i fell deeply in love wit my puppy but not in a sexual way jus a love kinda love
+ Love your family?: indeed i do
+ Love your friends?: but of course
+ Have you fought?: several times


SECTiON 8 FAVORITE…
+ Movie: the fox and the hound
+ Store: Pull and Bear
+ Relative: eh...rosie?
+ Sport: Figure Skating i love watchin the twirls
+ Ice Cream Flav: M&S rocky road
+ Fruit: apples
+ Candy: freddo caramel
+ Car: polo power!
+ Class: communications....i enjoy the simplicity
+ Holiday: amsterdam
+ Day of the Week: recently tuesday...
+ Color:white
+ Favorite spot for a date: mountains

SECTiON 9 DO YOU….
+ Like to give kisses?: yes
+ Like to walk in the rain?:sometimes
+ Prefer black or blue pens?: black
+ Like to travel?: yes although i havnt done much
+ Like someone?: obviously
+ Sleep on your side: wel boths sides are mine
+ Think you’re attractive?:with a few hours to put my face on den....yes
+ Have a goldfish?: not any more
+ Ever have the falling dream?: yes..i do not enjoy them
+ Have stuffed animals? haha yea i loves dem


SECTiON 10 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT…
+ Plastic Surgery: em....ask me in 20 years
+ Abortion: depends on the circumstances
+ Bill Clinton: em..i like his face tis friendly lookin!
+ Smoking: nasty
+ Eating Disorders: unfortunate
+ Suicide: its sad
+ Tattoos: i luvs dem
+ Piercing: dey hurt


SECTiON 11 THIS OR THAT…
+ Pierced nose or tongue?: neither
+ Single or taken?: taken
+ MTV or BET: mtv..i hav no idea wat BET is
7th Heaven

Cavan Slang...

> Please come here - Mere I want ya.

> My runners smell - Smell a shite a dem

> Sorry I didn't quite catch that - Shut up talkin shit ya mong

> I was slightly drunk - I was pure twisted

> How are you? - Story boss?

> You silly person - Ya fuckin mong ya!

> I'm afraid that I can't go for that - I will in me hole ya mad bastard

> Let's go out and get drunk - C'mon we go buckin..

> May I have a bag of chips with garlic dressing - Garlic chip n' cheese lad

> You unlawful person - Ya pure fuckin' scobe

> There was quite a lot of people - There was about ten million people der i swear ta god hi

> Will you make love to me - Giv'us an oul feek

> Do you understand me? - Dye kno??

> I will fight you - I'll fuckin batter ye hi

> Please leave now - Get da fuck!

> Run away now - Leg it

> Be quiet - Shut ur hole