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Currently working in Dyce as a Chemical Analyst!!! sounds fancy but i dina really do much lol
Dominican Republic soon only 3 months to go till I sit on the white beach with a cocktail...amazing!!
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- Music
- Anything really but lovin the Jazz!! Can't get enough of it!
- Films
- Blues Brothers!!! But really anything funny! Pirates of the Caribbean is one of my absolute favs
- Sports
- swimmin, squash, footy n badders and dancing. Love watchin the ice hockey too
- Scared Of
- Gettin into a car when Carter's driving!! Oh my God!!
- Happiest When
- Out with the banter crew and with Claire...i suppose lol
- I Absolutely Hate
- People rustling sweet wrappers or plastic bags or anything that makes a noise when they're in the theatre! AND...people who get the squeeky chairs and can't keep still! Grr! and it always seems to be in the front row which is closest to me! i have things i can throw at u u know....ye are warned!
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Amazing Joke!
Black Testicles
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour surgical procedure.
A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
“Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again.
“Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with your testicles, Sir!!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......”
"A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"0 Kommentare 940 Tage
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Jack Bauer is the man!
The American dream is Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer shoots first and...well that's it. He shoots first. Jack Bauer doesn't need to ask questions.
The answer is Jack Bauer, the question doesn't matter.
Jack Bauer killed the tooth fairy for trying to take his gun.
Jack Bauer once killed a man claiming to be Jesus. Jack knew he was lying, because there couldn't possibly be two Sons of God standing in the same room together.
Dirty Harry once told Jack Bauer to "Make My Day." Seen any new Dirty Harry movies lately?
If you read Jack Bauer's files, you are about to lose your eyes.
Life is all fun and games.... That is unless Jack Bauer finds you playing it, then it's game over.
Sometimes Jack Bauer uses blanks because he likes to see terrorists squirm. This is his idea of entertainment.
Jack Bauer would laugh in the face of danger, but Jack Bauer doesn't laugh.
When a burning bush appears to Jack Bauer telling him what to do, Jack pisses out the flames. Jack listens to nobody.
Jack Bauer laughs at the movie Mission Impossible. There is no such thing as an impossible mission for Jack.
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Do you know what really grinds my gears....
After viewing family guy the movie and driving to Edinburgh and back today i've decided to do my very own "do you know what really grinds my gears..."
First of all:
Why do people not indicate when they are on a round-about??I never have any idea where people are going and when you live in the brig o don every inch counts so you need to know who's going where!!!!
Secondly:
Why in gods name do people sit at 70mph in the bloody FAST lane????For god's sake move the fuck over!!!some people are in a hurry!!!
And finally for today:
Why in the fuck do people push the button to cross the road then just walk across???cos when you get to the other side it changes to a green man then us drivers are left fucking waiting on thin air to cross the road!!stop being impatient and just fucking wait!!!!!
Anyway enough ranting for today!
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Kenny Reid13 Wochen herAye aye, fit likey?
So wen we goin to get everyone together for a catch up? -
Club Origin37 Wochen herBreaks Beats & Basslines
Utah Saints (Something Good, What Can you Do For Me)
Dj Tez
Electronic Dance music sample pioneers, started underground then accidentally became overground for a while, producing writing and mixing over 20 international "hits" for themselves and other artists, playing mainly breaks, boots, mashups and a bit of drum and bass
and electro.
11pm - 3am
Fri 14th March 2009
Origin, Market st, Aberdeen
Below Hotel Metro
Tickets £10 available from www.skiddle.com
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Kenny Reid38 Wochen her
Aye aye smoothie, hows it goin?
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Club Origin38 Wochen her
Jungle Nation w/Dj Hype (True Playaz, Frontline, Ganja)
with Mc Daddy Earl Saturday 7th March 2009 @ Origin
Tickets from One up and www.skiddle.com
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Debbie Archibald
So you heading out with us on Saturday after G & S?? Cannot wait for tubing it's gonna be such a hoot, race you?
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Robe42 Wochen herfits this about a booth showing and nae twins to tell the tale the next day?!x
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Lucy MacNay42 Wochen herHi! Sarah says you're buying me and all the dancing girls a pink bear! So sweet! Thanks!!
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Debbie Archibald45 Wochen her
Hey,
looking forward to tomorrow, I canna wait
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Kevin McGhee55 Wochen herR u alive?
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58 Wochen her
Debbie Archibald
Hola,
My tae is still bruised but less stiff so should be totally fine by the week of the show
Lindsay managed to get the letters from a seller called mcf unique from ebay but if you type in on the search iron on letters it should come up. Fit you needing them for??
You up to anything exciting this week then??
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Duncan Booth59 Wochen herhey dougal.........hows you?.......what you up too?................gees a shout if u n the missus are oot n aboot oot Insch wye in come in past fur a catch up
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Rhea M60 Wochen herAye aye!
'Is auditions are at the Arts Lecture Theatre, would be affa good if you could do it and boost the male dancing and singing. There will be plenty banter as usual!
If you cana make it at 1pm tomorrow then there is a few folk coming along on Tues night at 7pm becuase they can't make Sunday. But I ken you can dance so Colin will maybe just make you sing.
Let me ken and see you the morns night
xxx
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Rhea M61 Wochen her
Canna believe I wisna bebo buddies wi my dancin man!! See you the morn
x
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Moira Lamb62 Wochen herHey howz u? Whtcha been up 2?
Long time no speak, seen u at stupid o'clock tho in the car, boo i hate having to leave that early
Howz job hunting goin?
xxxx
its a pee on a fork!!!! hahahahahaha!! xx
Heather Carter 0 Antwortenfor get a directors chair, u get an editors chair!! xx
Heather Carter 0 Antwortenthat is the extent of my memory from last nite!! its pretty self explanitory...the yellow bit is a flash of light from all the fotos that were taken!! xx
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