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- House is the award winning drama set in a city hospital, but not just an ordinary hospital, its a hospital full of mishaps, black mail and plain old fun.
Dr Gregory House is an infectious diesease specialist who is devoid of any bedside manor, and wouldn't talk to his patients if he didn't have to.
he has assembled an elite team of young experts to help him unravel these diagnostic mysteries:
Neurologist DR Eric Foremann, Immunologist Dr Allison Cameron and Intensevist Dr Robert Chase. Along with his good old pal Oncology specialist Dr James Wilson.
Dr Lisa Cuddy, hospital administrator, is in constant conflict with House over his duties and unconventional behaviour, but even she would admit his brilliance is worth the trouble. She is also a moo.
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A selection of the best House quotes
Dr. Gregory House: A patient comes because she's sleeping 16 hours a day, and it takes ten doctors and a coma to diagnose sleeping sickness.
Dr. Gregory House: Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention, wear something fun. Low-riding jeans are hot.
Dr. Eric Foreman: I think your argument is specious.
Dr. Gregory House: I think your tie is ugly.
Dr. Wilson: That smugness of yours really is an attractive quality.
Dr. Gregory House: Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain.
Dr. Gregory House: [hearing serious news about patient on phone] Check it again. I'll be right there.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: What happened?
Dr. Gregory House: Apparently I can save money by switching to another long-distance carrier.
Dr. Gregory House: Well, there's the fever that Cameron was looking for.
Dr. Cameron: We knew if it was myelitis there had to be an -itis. This must be the infection that set it off.
Dr. Gregory House: Yeah. Except in this universe effect follows cause. I've complained about it, but...
Dr. Eric Foreman: Yeah, you're all about nurturing.
Dr. Gregory House: Do you need a hug?
Dr. Robert Chase: I'd give her two months.
Dr. Gregory House: On the bright side, it still means I was right.
Dr. Gregory House: The Cripple Boys. We should start a band.
Dr. Gregory House: How does someone just start drooling? Chase? Were you wearing your short shorts?
Dr. Robert Chase: In pre-med, I had a professor who...
Dr. Gregory House: - touched you in the naughty place?
Stacy Warner: God, you are such an idiot.
Dr. Gregory House: Actually, I thought I was more of a jerk.
Dr. Robert Chase: How'd you like it if I interfered in your personal life?
Dr. Gregory House: I'd hate it. That's why, cleverly, I have no personal life.
Dr. Gregory House: Clue number one - if I were Jesus, curing this kid would be as easy as turning water into wine.
Dr. Eric Foreman: Demonic possession?
Dr. Gregory House: Close, but no wafer.
Dr. Cameron: You want me to tell a man whose wife is about to die that she may have cheated on him?
Dr. Gregory House: No, I want you to be polite and let her die.
Dr. Gregory House: Chicks dig this
[waves cane]
Dr. Gregory House: It's better than a puppy!
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: People talk.
Dr. Gregory House: About how big your ass is getting? I've been defending you- you got back!
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I need you to wear your lab coat.
Dr. Gregory House: I need two days of outrageous sex with someone obscenely younger than you. Like half your age.
Dr. Wilson: Even I don't like you!
Dr. Gregory House: Words can hurt you know.
Dr. Gregory House: Like I always say, there's no "I" in team. There's a "me" though, if you jumble it up.
Dr. Gregory House: Overall, drug addicts are idiots
Dr. Gregory House: I take risks, sometimes patients die, but not taking risks causes more patients to die - so I guess my biggest problem is I've been cursed with the ability to do the math.
Dr. Gregory House: Fascinating story. Did you think about adapting it to the stage?
Dr. Eric Foreman: It's dangerous, it could kill him. You should do it.
Dr. Gregory House: McPhearson? Horrible doctor, I heard he tortured kittens.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: No, McDonald.
Dr. Gregory House: Oh, McDonald? Wonderful Doctor, loves kittens
Dr. Cameron: [discussing a patient's diagnosis] What about sex?
Dr. Gregory House: Well, it might get complicated. We work together. I am older, certainly, but maybe you like that.
Dr. Cameron: I meant maybe he has neurosyphilis.
Dr. Gregory House: Heh, nice cover.
Jill: My joints have been feeling all loose, and lately I've been feeling sick a lot. Maybe I'm overtraining; I'm doin' the marathon, like, ten miles a day,
[House looks tired]
Jill: but I can't seem to lose any weight.
Dr. Gregory House: Lift up your arms.
[she does so]
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [to Chase, Forman and House] You guys figure we're done down there? The 800 people milling around are just waiting for the bathroom?
Dr. Gregory House: 12 year old female. Fever, rash, neck pain... it's not menengitis.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: It's the definition of meningitis!
Dr. Gregory House: Sure. Pus in the spinal canal makes it hard to move your neck up and down, but her neck only hurts moving side to side...
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Side to side... right.
Dr. Gregory House: Doesn't fit.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [looking at Chase and Forman] The three of you, lobby, NOW!
Dr. Gregory House: Those blue pills you're passing around so efficiently aren't doing squat!
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You just don't want to deal with the epidemic!
Dr. Gregory House: How does someone just start drooling? Chase? Were you wearing your short shorts?
that last one is ma fave one
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Matt also gets fired in a shocking turn of events that leads to a showdown between House and a rage-filled Matt (+ 1 duck) which eevntually ends in the duck defeating both and starting his own society in which everyone is happy (except Matt who is banished) and they all live happily ever after, to the end of their days.
Or something along those lines...
Woo! i absoulty love House, the season final was brillaint! Does anyome know if there's going to be another season? (with them getting thier jobs back???)
I agree with Dave and I also wonder why I'm suddenly a moderator!
DO MY QUIZ PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
matt y am i not a member i love house remember
am i in dis thing?