Take the first letter in your first name:
A: I licked
B: I bit
C: I sucked
D: I moved
E: I rubbed
F: I smelt
G: I did anal with
H: I blew
I: I stopped
J: I Photographed
K: I turned on
L: I shoved
M: I tickled
N: I munched
O: I turned off
P: I set light to
Q: I twisted
R: I gobbed on
S: I chucked up on
T: I looked at
U: I walked on
V: I kicked
W: I played with
X: I fucked
Y: I did 69er with
Z: I glared at

Take the day you were born on:
1: The queen
2: A horse
3: A dildo
4: A butt plug
5: A teacher
6: A car exhaust
7: Michael Jackson
8: A male striper
9: A pikey
10: An ugly fat kid
11: Tony Blair
12: A cheeseburger
13: A slut
14: My dad
15: An adult toy
16: A plaster
17: A paint brush
18: My mums used tampon (on a heavy day)
19: A wig
20: A Flute
21: An old man
22: A fish
23: A mammal
24: A carrot
25: A pubic hair
26: A bogey
27: A pencil sharper
28: A school tie
29: Some used loo-roll
30: Some Y- fronts with skids
31: A fit model

Now take the first letter of your last name
A: For money
B: For fun
C: Because I’m loved
D: And hated it
E: To pass time
F: For a bet
G: Because I wanted to
H: Because it was dry
I: For a free pencil
J: To get onto a game show
K: Because my mum said it would turn her on
L: And loved it
M: For a pet monkey
N: Because I was horny
O: For a free cuddly toy
P: To win a Ferrari
Q: So I could get a boob job
R: For a hob nob
S: To win X-factor
T: All for pleasure
U: For a laugh
V: Because my pet hamster was dying
W: For £100000
X: To skip school
Y: Because I thought my hair looked cool
Z: So people will talk about me

Leave me comment 2 tell me what u did haha

22 Things to do in a lift =]

1)Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) Meow occasionally.

6) Stare At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) Say -DING at each floor.

Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

1 Drop a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) Swat at flies that don't exist.

22) Call out "Group hug" then enforce it

Leave one memory of you and me together as a comment.
It doesn't matter if I know you a little or a lot, anything you remember.
Next, repost this on your own blog and see how many people leave a memory about you. xxx