1,2,3,4,5 once i caught a fish alive 6,7,8,9,10 then I let it go again, why did you let it go? because it bit my finger so. Which finger did it bite. Look enough with the questions ok!! It bit me! isn't that enough!? it really hurt! you dick!

It’s official, Karin get’s hit on by more girls than McGinty at the Balcony.....Hmmm..... Good thing/Bad thing? Either way it’s still funny as fcuk!"

HAPPY (late) BIRTHDAY!


I'll have sex with your face later.


x

Mint cornetto's did exist at one time, I'm sure, I think...

I haven't actually seen one for years. Tesco metro didn't have them either.

You know this will now bcome my craving purely because they probably don't exist anymore!

Have some love cause I like monkeys and you look like one :-) xxx

Hello Mcginty,

How was EK then? Get into fisticuffs with your friend from dumbarton? Dawes found it hilarious that he was there too.

hiya hw r u?
long time no speak

Single Launch @ Elmwood College 21st March

to launch our first single "never had it so good," we'll be having a bit of a party at Elmwood college in Cupar (Fife) on march 21st and we'd like for you to join us.

It'll be £4 to get in the door and for your money you'll get a banging state of affairs set as well as backup from urban city lights and dancing off docks, not to mention a serious time after the show soundtracked by beartrap djs mike and chris.

www.myspace.com/stateofaffairsrock

www.bebo.com/stateofaffairs

V-Day lov-ee xxx

Got them
I'm guessing there's a very excited Jonny in Domino's just now?
xxx

I went to class...in the snow
How's work? Surely many people won't be wanting pizza today. I saw a guy on a bike going twice as fast as the cars on my way down the road hehe.
xxx

Still fantasising about Bruce?
xxx

Yes, very much so. It is a bitchin' song. So there. How's things? I'm missin uni big time these days. Was it just me or were we the only ones in our classes with the hangovers? Bloody English students. x

I know, you were already awake and singing xxx

that doesn't sound fun x

oofties thats no fun...how'd you manage that?
and did you enjoy yer wee gig last week?
x

erm i don't think so...college not on today :3 tis my lazy day
how are you btw love?
x

Thank you
But un-thank you for Monkey Man.
xxx

Seeing as I obviously care so much about your opinion, I decided to edit my profile for the first time in forever, just to keep you happy.

How's the broken bones man? Still pussying out of work?

I complain as it's not the same. Most people give me strange looks when I make rape or child porn jokes, but not you. You laugh.

COME BACK TO ME!



El Noshio.