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- Right its about time i changed this!If u look to the right of ur screen,thats bascially me my life and i with some stuff thrown in, just for good measure
That pic up there is Yvonne,Lorraine & Moi, out celebrating yvonnes bday woo!
They have given me licence,and lorraine has let me have a car,WATCH OUT!!
Mis-Behaving since 1987
If u trawl thru my pics,you'll see my chum chums!!(plenty of drunkeness going on with me& lor)Well i guess thats the way the cookie crumbles
Oxegen 09....It Came it went it was!
I DONT HAVE A MUTE BUTTON!
p.s me and ted are officially yachtsmen
Nobody said it would be easy, they just promised that it would be worth it! - Music
- greenday, amy winehouse the strokes artic monkeys, chilli peppers, Kaiser chiefs the blizzards republic of loose, damien rice the kooks razorlight, the rolling stones into a lil bit of radiohead, bon jovi u2 , cold play p!nk sterophonics fionn regan explosions in the sky blur AND oasis (controversial i know) the prodigy, the chemical brother, paul wellar bloc party lady gaga the script manic street preechers florence & the machine ocs
- Films
- wizard of oz, my girl, pretty women, bridge to terebithia wedding crashers, pirates of the caribbean, crash, walk the line, in her shoes, a Clock work orange, goodbye lenin, miss congenialty, ladder49 oh my god go c borat funniest film ever Oh an schindlers list, v sad but good movie the most disastrous film EVER the da vinci code awh don't get me started the 1st ten mins were enough to make me turn off!!!
- Sports
- pint lifting, ive one nice muscle on my right arm from this excellent sport, oh and of course shaking my BOOTAY!!
- things that arent my cuppa tea, and i like tea
- snakes, anything creepy crawly, or when ur goin the toilet and u c a spider runnin about and u cant do anything cuz ur doin ur business!! lorraine absolutely terrifies me... waking up on a sunday morning not known wat the destruction will be, to me or my purse.... after all we all remember the jockey back race incident!!!!oh and when the bar closes oh and when lorraine drinks all my vodka!!!Oh and i hate when ur going upstairs with a gap in them im always convinced im gonna fall thru...and bridges, walkin across the ha'penny bridge and it was shakin t bits didnt really dig that to be honest!!!I'm not scared of the following but it PISSES me off soo much, girls who think there over other people, get over urself and take a trip down to reality, with that HIDEOUS D4 accent!! AAARRRRGGGGHHHH makes my skin crawl n my ears bleed!!! ha ha just thought id have a rant!!!
- Happiest When
- im always happy lifes too short to be sad or annoyed!!! or else when i am talking either a whole lotta weird stuff... or too some random stranger, its fun too see them squeal and run into the corner but ill get use my pretty's;-) drinking a whole lotta alcohol!!!planning our girly weekends away cant wait for the next one!!!vegin out with lorraine !! making some new chum chums!!! or bringing the woo hoo train into town!!!
- Things that make me go mmmmmmmmm:)
- Droolin over the cars on top gear...there so hot!!! Ive a weird crush on Richard Hammond too.. though i like a man who can handle his car(get it) Ooh Big Mac's there just so nice...v. nice...a nice cuppa after a bar of dairy milk... wakin up on a saturday and jumpin outta bed thinkin its a friday and when the penny finally drops just climbin back in and sleepin!!! Andrew Maxwell...get the dvd laugh till a lil pee comes out haha!!!
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- Life is Beauty.....Admire it
Life is Bliss......Taste it
Life is a Dream...Realise it
Life is a Duty.....Complete it
Life is a Game.....Play it
Life is Costly.....Care for it
Life is Wealth.....Keep it
Life is a Promise..Fulfill it
Life is Sorrow.....Overcome it
Life is a Song.....Sing it
Life is a Struggle. Accept it
Life is an Adventure..Desire it
Life is to Precious..Do not destroy it
LIFE IS LIFE LIVE IT
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The 5 Stages of Drunkeness
Stage 1 - CLEVER
This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known universe. You know you know everything and you want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always right.
And, of course, the person you are talking to is very wrong.This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are CLEVER.
Stage 2 - ATTRACTIVE
This is when you realise that you are the most ATTRACTIVE person in the entire bar and that everyone fancies you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing that they fancy you and really want to talk to you.
Bear in mind that you are still CLEVER, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun.
Stage 3 - RICH
This is when you suddenly become the RICHEST person in the room. You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have a bottomless wallet. You can also make bets at this stage because of course you are still CLEVER so, naturally, you will always win. Anyway, it doesn't matter how much you bet because you are RICH. You will also buy drinks for everyone that you fancy, in the knowledge that you are clearly the most ATTRACTIVE person present.
Stage 4 - INVINCIBLE
You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone, especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because you are now INVINCIBLE. At this point you can also go up to the partners of the people who you fancy and challenge them to a battle of wits or strength. You have no fear of losing this battle, because as well as being INVINCIBLE you are CLEVER, you're RICH and you're more ATTRACTIVE than them anyway.
Stage 5 - INVISIBLE
This is the final stage of drunkenness. At this point you can do anything,because you are now INVISIBLE. You can dance on a table to impress the people who you fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You can also snog the face off them for the same reason.You are also INVISIBLE to the people who want to fight you. You can walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs because no one can see or hear you and because you're still CLEVER you know all the words.
THE FIVE STAGES OF SOBERING UP!!!
Stage 1 - STUPID
As you regain consciousness and begin to enjoy the headache, the churning stomach and the cold sweats, you realise that you have lost not only several hours of your life but also the ability to concentrate on anything whatsoever. You are now STUPID and will remain so for a minimum of 12 hours.
Stage 2 - UGLY
Never entirely happy with the effects of the bathroom mirror first thing you are horrified to discover that you have now become even UGLIER than you previously thought possible. Not only have you got bloodshot eyes and a glorious collection of spots but you are shaking so much that your grandfather probably looks healthier. Unfortunately you are still too STUPID to know better than to try and shave/apply makeup whilst shaking.
Stage 3 - POOR
Having crawled out of bed and got dressed you are about to shamble out the door when you discover that the money that was to last you the week is now missing from your wallet. Being STUPID, you have no idea what happened to it but the traces of curry on your clothes allow the possibility that you might have treated everyone to a takeaway at some point. Alternatively your pocket could have been picked or you might have given the taxi driver a fifty pound note by mistake. Rationalising that you couldn't possibly have been that STUPID and that you would remember being robbed, you come to believe that you were the only one who bought any food or drinks all night and start to loathe all your friends.
Stage 4 - FRAGILE
As you are now STUPID, UGLY and POOR, your consequently FRAGILE self-esteem plummets. Your already FRAGILE physical condition ensures that you feel liable to shatter if anyone even speaks to you.
Stage 5 - CONSPICUOUS
This is the final stage of sobering up. Unfortunately, everyone can spot0 Kommentare 180 Tage
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Family Guy Quotes!
Family Guy Quotes!
Stewie Griffin: Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois Griffin: WHAT!?
Stewie Griffin: Hi. [runs off giggling]
Horace: Hey, Peter, Lois called to remind you to pick up Meg at the roller rink.
Joe Swanson: No!
Glenn Quagmire: Oh, we're just getting started!
Cleveland Brown: Oh, Meg is my least favorite of all your children.
Peter Griffin: It's alright. We'll just move the party to the skating rink. Who's sober enough to drive? [nobody answers] Uh, OK, who's drunk, but that special kind of drunk where you're a better driver because you know you're drunk? You know, the kind of drunk where you probably shouldn't drive, but you do anyway because, I mean, come on, you got to get your car home. Right? I mean, I mean, what do they expect me to do, take a bus? Is-is that what they want? For me to take a bus? Well, screw that! You take a bus.
Cleveland Brown: I'm that kind of drunk.
Peter Griffin: [throws Cleveland the car keys] Shotgun!
[Chris falls into a basement to see Adam West playing poker with some dogs]
Chris Griffin: Mayor West?
Mayor Adam West: Quiet, young man, can't you see we're having a poker game? Now, I'll ask again. If I order a pizza, will anyone else have some?
Mark: I might have a slice.
Mayor Adam West: Well, you know, I'm going to need more of a commitment than that, Mark.
Stewie Griffin: Now, why in the world would you be embarrassed about dating her?
Jillian: Oh, my God, Brian, I was watching something on TV about this guy named Hitler-- [gasps] somebody should stop him!
Stewie Griffin: [pause] Is she retarded?
Tom Tucker: In local news, a sexy new trend has emerged at James Woods High.
Diane Simmons: That's right, Tom. It appears that students have taken to having ear sex in lieu of traditional intercourse.
Tom Tucker: Over 200 reports of ear sex have been confirmed so far, prompting a new slogan: "Once you go black, you go deaf".
Peter Griffin: How much for the gloves?
Brian Griffin: Peter, those are yours.
Peter Griffin: Ten bucks! Two! Seven! Four! Five-fifty! Ten! Sold! Sucker. I would have gone to fifteen easy. I am so stupid.
Stewie Griffin: Why have you brought me to the toy store, Brian?
Brian Griffin: I'm buying you another Rupert. [grabs a toy gorilla] Hey, this one's cute, huh? [reads tag] And if we buy it, they save a real gorilla in the wild...and if we don't, they kill one. Wow, these guys are playing hardball.
Stewie Griffin: Come on, discipline me! Make me wear panties, rub dirt in my eye, violate me with a wine bottle-- my God, I really do have problems, don't I?
Lois Griffin: I'm gonna become a model!
Peter Griffin: Hey, that's fantastic Lois, and I'll pleasure myself to your photos.
Chris Griffin: Me too!
Meg Griffin: Me too!
Peter Griffin: Oh, oh God, Meg, that's sick! That's your mother!
Meg Griffin: I'm just trying to fit in.
Peter Griffin: Get out! Get out of this house! [punches a hole in the wall] I said NOW!
Glenn Quagmire: Alllllll riiight.
Glenn Quagmire: Giggity giggity goo!
Ollie Williams: It's Gon' Rain!
Glenn Quagmire: Oh!
Cleveland Brown: Oh, that's nasty!
Joe Swanson: LET'S DO IT!!
Stewie Griffin: What the deuce?
Stewie Griffin: Damn you all!
Stewie Griffin: Victory is mine!
Stewie Griffin: Silence!!
Stewie Griffin: Blast!
Stewie Griffin: Damn you vile woman!
Stewie Griffin: I shall kill you!
Stewie Griffin: I say fat man!
Brian Griffin: Whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?
Peter Griffin: You bastard.
Peter Griffin: Freakin' sweet!
Peter Griffin: Oh Crap!!
Peter Griffin: Hehehehehehehehehe...
Herbert the old man: (after he see something he likes) MMMMM...
Herbert the old man: (usualy to Chris Griffin and under his breath) Get your fat ass back here.0 Kommentare 610 Tage
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Women....
Women....
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
enough money within her control to move out
and rent a place of her own,
even if she never wants to or needs to...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
something perfect to wear if the employer, or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..
a youth she's content to leave behind....
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to
retelling it in her old age....
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .....
a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....
a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal,
that will make her guests feel honored...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
a feeling of control over her destiny.
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW ...
how to fall in love without losing herself.
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
how to quit a job,
break up with a lover, and confront a friend without; ruining the friendship...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
when to try harder... and WHEN TO WALK AWAY...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
that she can't change the length of her calves,
the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents..
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
that her childhood may not have been perfect...but its over...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
what she would and wouldn't do for love or more...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
how to live alone... even if she doesn't like it...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW..
whom she can trust,
whom she can't,
and why she shouldn't take it personally...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
where to go...
be it to her best friend's kitchen table...
or a charming inn in the woods...
when her soul needs soothing...
EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
what she can and can't accomplish in a day...
a month...and a year...
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Lil Pinks6 Wochen herCarmel Smith
3 week beginners POLE DANCING course starts this Weds - 14th Oct at 7pm Blanchardstown - €40
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SPECIAL OFFER by popular demand
TASTER CLASS this Weds at 7pm in Blanchardstown €15
3 week beginners course starts 14th Oct at 7pm Blanchardstown - €40
(please note these are the last courses we have on offer until the New year x)
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DONNYBROOK Pole dancing course has been postponed
Please contact us for other dates
REMINDER; Blanchardstown taster class is on at 7pm tomorrow Weds (23rd) only €15 and the 6 week course starts at 8pm
Full details on our page
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Carmel Smith,
We are holding a new POLE DANCING COURSE in BLANCHARDSTOWN and DONNYBROOK starting Mid Sept
€15 for a taster class - come and have a spin!
€70 for 6 week course- wanna go upside down?
See timetable on our page
Beginners and Intermediate levels available, Advanced courses to be confirmed.
Mail/message us to register your details!
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You are special in the cool but weird way... I am special in the extraordinarily amazing way... It hurts an all but i live with it
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I'm all about the good sayings caramel
I just tell it like it is Well me and you are special but in such different ways darlin! Ha ha
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Well i suppose we are all quite special in our own little ways
if you look on the quotes section of my page its the top sentence word for word caramel!
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Well my little caramel you may need to get wasted for lots of reasons... Sorrow drowning and all that lark
And of course i'm the smart one.. What would ever make you think any different? You just have to look at me to figure that one out!
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Well i'd have to check what your policies are before i go voting for ya
Terrorist! Me never! Do you ever work or what !
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OK..To say I'm a lil confused by that comment is probably a bit of an understatement... I get the first part about the T shirt but the whole elections motto thing? Flying over my head... Lets blow shit up... Now there's a good motto!!
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