Lisa O'Neill
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You know you've been in the Middle East too long when......
You know you've been in the Middle East too long when...
You're not surprised to see a goat in the passenger seat
You think the uncut version of 'Little House on the Prairie' is provocative
You think every one's first name is Al
You need a sweater when it's 80 degrees Fahrenheit
You expect everyone to own a mobile phone
Your idea of housework is leaving a list for the houseboy /babysitter/maid/helper
You believe that speed limits are only advisory
You expect all police to drive BMWs or Merc's
You know whether you are within missile range of Iraq
You believe that the definition of a nanosecond is the time interval between the time the light turns green and the time that the guy behind you begins to blow his horn
You can't buy anything without asking for a discount
You expect all stores to stay open till midnight
You understand that 'wadi bashing' isn't a criminal act
You make left turns from the far right lane
You send friends a map instead of your address
You understand why huge 4x4s must slow down to a snail's pace whilst crossing a speed bump yet hurtle through a wadi at 100kph
You think that 'Howareyoufine' is one word. So is 'Mamsir'
You think it perfectly normal to have a picnic in the middle of a roundabout at 11pm
You know exactly how much alcohol allowance you have left for the month
You have a moon phase predictor on your computer
You never say Saturday instead of Friday or Sunday instead of Saturday anymore
You accept that there is no point in asking why you are not allowed to do something
You expect queues to be 1 person de ep and 40 people wide
You realise that the black and white stripes in the road are not a zebra crossing, just bait to get tourists into the firing line
Seeing guys welcome each other with a kiss and hold hands while walking no longer distracts you
You carry 12 passport size photos around with you just in case
You can tell the time by listening to the local mosque
You think its a good night if there are fewer than 10 men for every woman in a bar
Phrases like 'potato peeler', 'dish washer', 'coffee maker' and 'fly swatter' are no longer household items but are actually job titles
Habibi isn't just the ex-president of Indonesia
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EVERYONE HAS THEIR FIRSTS:
FIRST REAL BEST FRIEND: Jane
FIRST SCHOOL: Hollywood
FIRST CELL PHONE: Nokia something or other
FIRST FUNERAL: Eh? Dont remember
FIRST PET: Angel & Shane my goldfish?
FIRST BIG TRIP: Chicago J1
FIRST FIGHT: Too many to remember
FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH: George Clooney...still would
FIRST TIME OUT OF THE COUNTRY?: Wales
FIRST JOB: Jean Scene
FIRST BEBO FRIEND: Grace
EVERYONE HAS THEIR LASTS
LAST PERSON I HUGGED: Mei
LAST CAR RIDE: Last night from Rock Bottom
LAST TIME I CRIED?: October???
LAST MOVIE I WATCHED: Hot Fuzz/Pineapple Express
LAST FOOD I ATE: Toasted cheese sandwich for breakfast
LAST ITEM BOUGHT: Cigarettes
LAST SHIRT WORN: Black v neck
LAST PHONE CALL: Mei
LAST TEXT MESSAGE: Mei
LAST THING I TOUCHED: the keyboard
LAST FUNERAL: Helens granny
LAST TIME AT THE MALL: Yesterday
LAST TIME I WERE EXCITED FOR SOMETHING: Right now
LAST PERSON I SAW: Jasmine
LAST THING I DRANK: Vodka
LAST PERSON THAT BROKE MY HEART: I've a heart of stone
LAST TIME I WERE REALLY HONESTLY HAPPY?: This second :)
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hey hun...howz tings wit u...x.x.
Hi lee grace ere hwz u ... every one iz grand ,,, wbu
we misses u in Ireland...plz cum back soon...x.x.x.x.x.
hey u. get back ok? u teaching yet?
Hi Lis, how are you keeping?
HOw's dubai goin? are you coming home at all during the summer...
A Chara ,
I am greatly heartened by the warm reception and level of support from people while canvassing.They have listened to me and I to them.There is a strong mood for real change; to build a fair future for all, where there is employment and equality.Together we can help to make that vision a reality.Please vote for me next Friday 5th June and encourage others to do the same so we can make history.If elected I will work hard for everyone and maintain contact with my fellow young people.I would be honoured to be your voice in the County Council.
wel hello! long time no chat. any news wit ya how ya gettin on over der? als fairly quiet ere. only 2 weeks til hols cant wait for d 3 months off. wel deserved i tel ya. wild little fuckers down in wicklow. its not too bad down der tho really. hopin t get bak der nex year neway dunno yet wat d story is wit dat. any sign of ya comin bak t us? martina home in july so big session wen she gets bak.
hey sorry i msn-ignored you the other day
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Hello mrs how u keepin?? Hows the love life goin? Wanna swap countries?? The weathers gettin shit again
Hey, hw u doin? Its been awhile since we chatted..... Hw u gettin on? I c ur in a relationship...... tell me all?????
hey dude how are you long time no chat so how is things going, any news ive none notting to strange back ere wat home.
Hey Lisa,
How are things? Things are pretty busy here. Study and writing, putting an article together at moment, though its proving slightly more encompassing than I had planned for. All is quiet here. Recording music at moment, so I'l send on some songs to you if and when. Hope your staying well. apologies for not being in touch sooner but I haven't really stopped in I don't know how long. stay safe. Talk soon.
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'himself'.... elaborate please!!! glad alls goin well. god ur very lucky to be away at the moment the weather is just awful over here. i took care of dat kick up d ars for ya
I would love nothin more dan to pay you a visit but between time n money i dont think it'll ever happen.... when are ya comin home? or are ya??????
not allowed get the pig til i have my own house. sob sob. ur working today i keep forgetting. but what did u do for your weekend? snowing like mad here for the past few days. hows your significant other keeping?
K thanks for all the help. The parents over here aren't wonderful either. They're always in your face. That wouldn't be my biggest worry. Right I'll get onto all those websites and see what happens. I dont know if I could stay too far away from home but I would like to give it a try. Ill be driving ya mad with all the questions I'll be asking you. My e-mail is natalie_hayden1@yahoo.co.uk. You really seem to be enjoying it though.
I know its really exciting but Im so nervous too. If I was going anywhere it would be Dubai. Is it the english national curriculum you teach. I would appreciate any advice you can give me. What is it like living so far from home? Where bouts are you? Chat soon xxxxxxx
I want a pig so bad! still no sign of mam giving in tho. any craic with you these days?
Ur new <least> fav sister if fine..
How is Mei's cousin n dat? Heard sumtin hasppened!!
Hey Lisa. How are you? Any news? Im thinking bout applying to teach at international schools next year. Any advise? What are you up to at the moment?
Yeah I just went out to the pub with Dave, Noel and Tom. There were quite a few out in town. It wasnt too bad, saw Fiona and Helen too. Apparently my supervisor never got word that I had a resubmission of my thesis so Im not sure when I'll get word back on it now. I posted this comment on my profile first, whoops! hahahaha!