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Dunbar
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Male,
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- from Willsden, Port Augusta
- Last active: 11/22/10
- www.bebo.com/DouglasStanleyWarren
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- If I Could Take A Trip To Outerspace, She'll Be The One I Would See When I Get To Heaven's Gate
- Me, Myself, and I
- Hello everyone, my name is Douglas Warren and I live in Port Augusta.. bout me, I work at a Primary School as a support staff and i really enjoy it, and i'm also a Social worker here in Port.. I like to play sport's, i play aussie rule's, basketball, volleyball and mixed netball, and every now and then i like to play rugby and soccer, and i wouldn't say very good of 'em.. i'm a party animal, i like to go out and socialize with people.. i'm very outgoin and have got a wicked sense of humour.. i really like to meet new people!
Well that's all i have to say bout myself, but if u wanna know more bout me, don't hesitate to ask
- Music
- ♪♪♫ Jack Johnson, Matchbox Twenty, Ben Harper, Bernard Fanning, Bob Sinclair, Bob Marley, The Cat Empire, Paolo Nutini, John Butler Trio, The Beautiful Girls, Donavon Frankenreiter, and much much more ♫♪♪
- Films
- ☆ ☆ I Pronounce You Chuck & Larry, Super Bad, Australian Rules & Heaps More I Can't Think Off At The Moment ☆ ☆
- Sports
- Aussie Rules, Basketball, Rugby League, Soccer, Golf
- Scared Of
- Mulgu's
- Food
- Lasagne, Pizza, Honey Chicken, and Alfredo pasta
- Happiest When
- I'm Playing Guitar Hero
- My Phone Number
- 0421690489
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This blonde has a little trick up her sleeve, I think its safe to say she dyed her hair blonde."
One day a blonde is sitting on a plane next to one of those annoying, pushy businessmen. He asks her if she would like to play a game. She politely declines, but the man explains the game to her anyway.
He says, "It goes like this: I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong you will give me $5, and vice-versa."
She says no again, and tries to fall asleep.
The man tries harder, saying, "Aw, come on. I'll give you $50 for each question. Or how about $500?"
At that number, the blonde agrees.
The businessman explains again, "If you get my question wrong you give me $5. And when you ask the question, and I get it wrong, I will pay you $500.
"Got it," she replies.
He asks, "Who was the sixth president?" She admits she doesn't know and gives him $5.
Now it's her turn, and she says, "What has purple legs, five arms and only two yellow teeth?"
The businessman doesn't know - he uses his laptop, checks the Internet, e-mails his friends. No one knows the answer. So he gives her $500.
Then, as they're landing he asks her, "What was that thing anyway?"
She thinks a few minutes, hands him $5 and walks off the plane.0 Comments 343 weeks
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If you kiss one, it just might turn into a naked lady and grant you wishes!"
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender can't help but stare at the guy because in contrast to his large muscles, the man has a head that is the size of an orange.
The bartender hands the guy his beer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! But I have a question, why is your head so small?"
The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously fielded this question many times. "One day," he begins, "I was hunting and got lost in the woods. I heard someone crying for help. I followed the cries and they led me to a frog that was sitting next to a stream."
"No shit?" says the bartender, thoroughly intrigued.
"Yeah, so I picked up the frog and it said, Kiss me. Kiss me and I will turn into a genie and grant you three wishes."
"Keep going!"
I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave the frog a kiss. POOF! The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman.
She said, "You now have three wishes."
I looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said, "I want a body like Arnold Schwarzenegger."
She nodded, snapped her fingers, and POOF there I was, so huge that I ripped out of my clothes and was standing there naked!
She then asked, "What will be your second wish?"
"What next?" begged the bartender.
I looked hungrily at her beautiful body and replied, "I want to make sensuous love with you here by this stream." She nodded, laid down, and beckoned to me. We made love right there by that stream for hours!
Afterwords, as we lay there next to each other, sweating from our glorious lovemaking, she whispered into my ear, "You know, you do have one more wish. What will it be?"
I looked at her and replied, "How 'bout a little head?"0 Comments 343 weeks
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This blonde makes a bit of a mistake on what to paint."
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."0 Comments 343 weeks
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so wats been cracking
yes im bored.. but how cute is my drawing!!! i saw da biggest f***in wombat in queensland i called it dougie!!!!
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