If u TREAT hime nicely, he says u are in LOVE with him
If u DON'T, he says u are PROUD
If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE wit him, he says u r STUBBORN
If u keep QUIET, he sais u have no BRAINS
If YOU are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE
If HE'S SMARTER than u, he is GREAT
If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u
If u LOVE him, he will try to LEAVE you
If you don't MAKE LOVE with him, he says u DON'T LOVE him
If u DO!! he says your CHEAP
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME
If u DON'T, he says u don't TRUST him
If you SCOLD him, u are like a nanny to him
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u can't be TRUSTED
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so
If u SMOKE, your a BAD girl
If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMENT
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL,
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
THEIR SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!

My baby doll - andrea
My Husband - JOHN
My Wife -
My Sister -
My Brother -
My Twin - DENISEEEEE
My Penguin -
My Dolly -
My Cousin 1 -
My Cousin 2 -
My Randomer -
My Bestest Buddy -
My karate buddy- tony
My bestest karate buddy-
my karate sensei-
my master sensei-
My Fairy God Mother -
My Stalker -
My Kick-ass girl – MONICAAAAA (shes scary but awesomly cool)
My Kick-ass guy -NAHIDUL
My lil emo - Maxine
My Funky Monkey - Neha
My Retarted Friend - grundy
My Girlfriend -
My Mum -Anna
My Step-Mum -
My Dad - Vinny( daddy!!!)
My Pimp - NAHIDUL( U CAN HAVE 2)
My Little Sister -
My Grandma - andrew..... NOT!!! --" i dont like this
My Grandpa -
My Nanny -
My Daughter -
My Son -
My Best Friend -
My Sexy Best Friend -
My Other Best Friend -
My bestest bestest bestest friend -
My Sexy Slave -
My Porn Photographer -
My Lil Cutie Pie -
My God Mother -
My God Father -
My Stupid Friend -
My Lover -
My Horny Friend -Sandra (omg u r so it) lol
My Crazy Buddy -
My Bebo Bud -
My Sexy Butler -
My Dog -Bobby(dats actually my dog ><) lol
My Rapist -
My Paedophile -
My Bitch -
My Goldfish - ceecee xD
My Next Door Neighbour -
My Inspiration -
My God - DERICK...sadly lol BE GRATEFUL DERICK!
My Other Stalker -
My Other Fairy God Mother -
My Princess - Nicola (shez so pretty i swear!!!)
My Mad Friend -
My uno player-
My Card player-
My Meani- Sylvia (well she earned it!! by torturing me )
My Winner-
My Sleeping buddy- annie

LOL copied this from Joanna and Elle buh...i think only a few of them r true but its sweet all the same n im just bored

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♥нσld нєя нαиd αт αиу мσмєит єνєи ιf ιтѕ נυѕт fσя α ѕє¢σиd♥
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♥αlωαуѕ тєll нєя уσυ lσνє нєя αт αll тιмєѕ♥
♥ωнєи ѕнє ιѕ υρѕєт нσld нєя тιgнт αиd тєll нєя нσω мυ¢н ѕнє мєαиѕ тσ уσυ♥
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♥ρlαу ωιтн нєя нαιя♥
♥ѕιт ιи тнє ραяк αиd נυѕт тαlк тσ нєя♥
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♥lєт нєя fαll αѕlєєρ ιи уσυя αямѕ♥
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♥ιf уσυ'яє ιи lσνє ωιтн нєя... тєll нєя♥